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Subject: So you hear a tapping at your window

Someone throws a rock at it a breaks it
And a -blam!- octopus climbs in

He wont get out, how do you fight it?

[Edited on 12.09.2012 4:07 PM PST]

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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.

I would shove my blank in his eight holes.

  • 12.09.2012 4:07 PM PDT

Posted by: Alex Mac Kee
If pen­ises were planes Jimmy's mouth would be an airport


Posted by: DarkBen64
Don't punch a British kid, the queen'll come after you.

Seduce him

  • 12.09.2012 4:07 PM PDT

Blind luck always prevails.

DEATH BY SHNOO-SHNOO!

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With any of the weapons in my room

  • 12.09.2012 4:08 PM PDT

“Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the corps just blew up our raggedy ass fleet!” -Sgt. Johnson

He doesn't want to fight. We become best friends.

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With my knife.

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"If you want to test a man's character, give him power" -- Abraham Lincoln

Nuke it and absorb its soul

  • 12.09.2012 4:08 PM PDT

So Says Shadroxon.

I would befriend it.

  • 12.09.2012 4:08 PM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."

At that point, i'd realize that i'm either dreaming or hallucinating again, so i'd just ignore it and go about my business.

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For all questions with answers unknown to you, the proper procedure is to assume the answer is peanut butter.

While that may be true, I'm just going to pretend otherwise.

Shoot it... Isn't that the obvious answer?

  • 12.09.2012 4:26 PM PDT

Use my Mario Bros Super Leaf to defeat it.

  • 12.09.2012 4:46 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

"what the-"
*gets naked*

  • 12.09.2012 4:47 PM PDT
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Hey, uh, if you like vs threads, then check out this little group right here, if you have the time. It's pretty fun, just hop right in.

What the -blam!-?

Anyway, I'd probably run upstairs into my room, close and lock the door, and bust open my laptop to post about it on the Flood.

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Cammalamm is the best.

External Links-
>My Photobucket page
>My Twitter account

Train it.

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"I've seen enough henti to know where this is going..."

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Conquer the musical world Hatsune Miku!

PS: loyalty forever-The Crimson Empire

co-leader

something along the lines of:

"no stop...unhhh"

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http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af302/Overburdened/jpicse xIaDuvYsym3hmm-1.gif


Posted by: True Deception
At that point, i'd realize that i'm either dreaming or hallucinating again, so i'd just ignore it and go about my business.

  • 12.09.2012 5:04 PM PDT
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Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

Welcome him with open arms, as an ambassador from the mighty Cthulhu has finally come to reward me for my commitment to the Elder one.

  • 12.09.2012 5:24 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

Well, with my bedroom decorated with items like These... I'll scream and run away.

  • 12.09.2012 5:26 PM PDT

"You are the last of your kind: bred for combat, built for war. You're the master of any weapon, pilot of any vehicle, and fear no enemy"

Make him my second in command,

  • 12.09.2012 5:26 PM PDT

I would walk out of the room I was in and close the door behind me. Why would I fight it?

  • 12.09.2012 5:27 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
Well, with my bedroom decorated with items like These... I'll scream and run away.

Is that a picture of your actual room?

  • 12.09.2012 5:35 PM PDT

Gather around the campfire, once it goes out, it's out for good.

With my dick.
Hopefully I don't get dickbit.

  • 12.09.2012 5:36 PM PDT

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