Off Topic: The Flood
This topic has moved here: Subject: What superpower would you choose... if the reply adds one condition?
  • Subject: What superpower would you choose... if the reply adds one condition?
  • Pages:
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • of 4
Subject: What superpower would you choose... if the reply adds one condition?

For example, I might choose mind-reading, then the next person could say, "...but only when people are thinking about sex."

No conditions that completely negate the power. (e.g. You can only use invisibility when no one's around, or you can only use time travel forward at a rate of one second per second.)

GO!

  • 12.09.2012 4:26 PM PDT

"Halo! Its divine wind will rush through the stars, propelling all who are worthy along the path to salvation."

Divinity

  • 12.09.2012 4:27 PM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

Writer's Corner
6/15/2011 11:39 PM: bobcast [2597260] issued a 3 day ban expiring on 6/18/2011 11:39 PM.
Reason: A Bungie.net Forum Moderator has banned you for violating the code of conduct and/or rules of the forum in the thread below
http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=61704535
Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.


Posted by: greatestSheriff
Divinity


k, but small dick

Invisibility.

  • 12.09.2012 4:27 PM PDT

"If you want to test a man's character, give him power" -- Abraham Lincoln


Posted by: greatestSheriff
Divinity


but only when omnipotent

  • 12.09.2012 4:28 PM PDT

Can make people fall in love with me


To guy above me: you can

[Edited on 12.09.2012 4:29 PM PST]

  • 12.09.2012 4:28 PM PDT

Posted by: petitminou
Invisibility.
Except only pen0r is still visible.

Telekinesis.

  • 12.09.2012 4:28 PM PDT


Posted by: petitminou
Invisibility.

Only against non-manmade surfaces.

  • 12.09.2012 4:28 PM PDT

I r guy who gun to teach u lesson


Posted by: Savage Opress
Can make people fall in love with me


But only if you don't like them.


Can run super fast.

  • 12.09.2012 4:28 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~


Posted by: petitminou

Posted by: greatestSheriff
Divinity


k, but small dick

Invisibility.

You're permanently in a state of invisibility

  • 12.09.2012 4:29 PM PDT

I hate MLP. It is cancerous and pretty stupid to see men watching a show for girls. They can deny the truth but the truth shall prevail!

"I will not fail even if I must sacrifice my life." - Siegfried


Posted by: Statefarm98

Posted by: Savage Opress
Can make people fall in love with me


But only if you don't like them.


Can run super fast.
But only while running on your hands.


Can fly.

[Edited on 12.09.2012 4:29 PM PST]

  • 12.09.2012 4:29 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

My power is to take people's pain away

  • 12.09.2012 4:29 PM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

Writer's Corner
6/15/2011 11:39 PM: bobcast [2597260] issued a 3 day ban expiring on 6/18/2011 11:39 PM.
Reason: A Bungie.net Forum Moderator has banned you for violating the code of conduct and/or rules of the forum in the thread below
http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=61704535
Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.


Posted by: mister death
My power is to take people's pain away


K, butt feel all the pain you take away

[Edited on 12.09.2012 4:31 PM PST]

  • 12.09.2012 4:30 PM PDT


Posted by: Statefarm98
Can run super fast.

But not if you have to piss.

  • 12.09.2012 4:30 PM PDT

Bungie made a series worthy of the Gods, but that does not make them such.


Posted by: divine thunder14

Posted by: Statefarm98

Posted by: Savage Opress
Can make people fall in love with me


But only if you don't like them.


Can run super fast.
But only while running on your hands.


Can fly.


Can never touch the ground.

Mind Control

  • 12.09.2012 4:30 PM PDT
  • gamertag: TODG3
  • user homepage:

I'm not so good with advice...Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?


Posted by: divine thunder14

Posted by: Statefarm98

Posted by: Savage Opress
Can make people fall in love with me


But only if you don't like them.


Can run super fast.
But only while running on your hands.


Can fly.
Only when your eyes are closed.

Telekinesis.

  • 12.09.2012 4:31 PM PDT

Posted by: Todge16801
Telekinesis.
I said that first you clown!!!

  • 12.09.2012 4:32 PM PDT


Posted by: Todge16801
Telekinesis.

Can only push the object away from you.

  • 12.09.2012 4:32 PM PDT
  • gamertag: TODG3
  • user homepage:

I'm not so good with advice...Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?


Posted by: AcedannyK 7
Posted by: Todge16801
Telekinesis.
I said that first you clown!!!
Fine. Ability to shoot lasers out of my fingertips.

  • 12.09.2012 4:35 PM PDT

HFCS verb \hiff-cix\
1 a: The act of using the Unleash Ninjas button, and performing a moderation act.

You can only do that when someone else say "PEW PEW!"

I'd pick the power to make multiple copies of myself.

[Edited on 12.09.2012 4:37 PM PST]

  • 12.09.2012 4:35 PM PDT

Posted by: Todge16801

Posted by: AcedannyK 7
Posted by: Todge16801
Telekinesis.
I said that first you clown!!!
Fine. Ability to shoot lasers out of my fingertips.
But they require AAA batteries.

Pyrokinesis.

  • 12.09.2012 4:37 PM PDT

Life?
I have the internet and Doctor Who; i don't need a life.


Posted by: MightyMarcher01
I'd pick the power to make multiple copies of myself. That way I can learn to do all the things I've wanted to do.
the copies are made of jelly. and can't move.



mind control

  • 12.09.2012 4:37 PM PDT

Not ever spending money. That would be the best power ever

  • 12.09.2012 4:37 PM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

Posted by: Enormous Corgi
hard-pressed

  • 12.09.2012 4:38 PM PDT

So are we just stealing every thread from reddit now or what?

And OT:


Posted by: MightyMarcher01
I'd pick the power to make multiple copies of myself. That way I can learn to do all the things I've wanted to do.


Okay but each copy starts with the mind of an infant so you have to house train it and etc.

  • 12.09.2012 4:38 PM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

Now that you've taken the time to look at my sig, I actually regret not providing you with something more worthwhile.

Posted by: MightyMarcher01
I'd pick the power to make multiple copies of myself. That way I can learn to do all the things I've wanted to do.

But all of the copies want you dead.

Complete control over time for me. Freeze, rewind, fast forward. All of that.

  • 12.09.2012 4:40 PM PDT

  • Pages:
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • of 4