Sometimes, I dream about cheese.
Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Posted by: deadlyfluffball
Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Posted by: Ushan
When was the last time we found someone with bite marks on their neck and with a complete lack of blood in the system? When was the last time someone burned to death in sunlight?When's the last time you saw someone with claw marks who was partially eaten? Yet we know there are bears that occasionally attack and eat people. Yet I've never seen one in the wild, nor one of their victims.
Exactly, YOU haven't, plenty of other bastards with camera phones and a bad habit of throwing rocks at things they shouldn't sure as hell do!
What do you suppose myths are? Maybe an oral history that is hard to prove do to the scarcity of events.
Or maybe a myth is a fragging myth, a vampire could not exist under this worlds circumstances. Way to many mirrors, sun beams and not enough jobs that can let you go home before the sun comes up every day of the week.
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*picks up radio*
He's onto us Jerry, we better scadadle
*Runs*
WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP