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"The hero is the one who kindles a great light in the world, who sets up blazing torches in the dark streets of life for men to see by.
The saint is the man who walks through the dark paths of the world, himself a light."
-Felix Adler
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Posted by: RockdaleRooster
Platypus is best animal.
I like to pretend a duck, a beaver and a venomous shrew all got drunk, had a threesome and the Platypus was the result.
Alright, it's story time. I'll tell all you (possibly foreign) people the Aboriginal's origin story for the Platypus.
Once upon a time a duck swam away from her friends and ended up in a dangerous area filled with swamp rats that had spears with poisonous tips on them.
Ducky was scared of the nasty rats, so she hid in a nearby burrow. Little did she know, there was a rat in there waiting for her...
I'm not going to describe the next part, but I'll say that when a mummy can't get away and a daddy loves her very much, a baby is born! Somehow, regardless of the laws of D.N.A and genetics, the poisonous spear merged with the zygote and produced a Platypus.
...yes, that is their actual story.