- MyNameIsCharlie
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Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.
Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
During my 2nd honeymoon my wife and I went to a Club Med in Juatulco, Mexico. Waaaay down there in the south.
So, if you have ever been to a resort like that, they are intensely boring. All you can do is get drunk, eat and lay by the pool. You can snorkle and kayak and all that too...but you mainly just drink.
They had an archer range set up, and I started going. I went nearly every day for 10 days. I got pretty good. We had a tournament on the last day, and I was leading until some jerk showed up, with a custom compound bow that had a damned scope. I couldn't believe it. Of course William Tell won by a good lead, with me taking the 1st loser prize.
I do like archery, but that guy has me still pissed after 13 years...