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Subject: I admire this roach

im a dumb, dont take me seriously prease.

I noticed a roach was in my shower early today. I turned the shower on and figured it would kill him and I wouldn't have to deal with it. Before I left I started to feel a little arrogant, who am I to pass judgement down and torture this thing by drowning it. So I turned back around and looked into the shower, the thing was doing a pretty good job at avoiding the drain, and it had been over a minute that the water was on.

I turned the water off,it just lay there, I figured it was dying so I left it. When I came back 30 minutes later it was on the ceiling alive and well, my mom came in and after she noticed it grabbed the bug spray and hosed it. I almost felt like slapping her, the thing had gone through all that just to get sprayed. It skittled out the door and disappeared, and it wasn't until tonight that I noticed it on my ceiling and began to admire it.

They are very durable and keep on going no matter what. The way they twittle around their antenna and compose themselves is very majestic. I think I have secsual feelings for this roach, and I probably wouldn't kill it even if it were to pop out into my cereal bowl when im pouring my captain crunch.

[Edited on 12.10.2012 1:19 AM PST]

  • 12.10.2012 1:10 AM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.

OP, that's a very nice story and all, but don't do what you're thinking about doing.

Play some Poker with it instead.

  • 12.10.2012 1:12 AM PDT

/s

I admire this block of text.

  • 12.10.2012 1:13 AM PDT

Welcome.
You have just entered my mind. Please sign the contract before continuing further into this black hole to acknowledge I am not at fault if any mental/physical damage is caused to you whilst viewing my history. If any damage to yourself is caused, please call your whaambulance for advice.

It gonna have babiez and spr3ad evrywhre!!!

  • 12.10.2012 1:14 AM PDT

im a dumb, dont take me seriously prease.


Posted by: Redonkulous
I admire this block of text.

Ill seperate the text just for you, just like how your mom seperates your peas and mashed taters. Thats how much i care about my little baby boy.

  • 12.10.2012 1:18 AM PDT

/s

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Posted by: Redonkulous
I admire this block of text.

Ill seperate the text just for you, just like how your mom seperates your peas and mashed taters. Thats how much i care about my little baby boy.


Awwww mom, shouldn't have done that for me!

[Edited on 12.10.2012 1:26 AM PST]

  • 12.10.2012 1:25 AM PDT

You'll have more to admire in the future, possibly.

  • 12.10.2012 1:28 AM PDT