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im a dumb, dont take me seriously prease.
I noticed a roach was in my shower early today. I turned the shower on and figured it would kill him and I wouldn't have to deal with it. Before I left I started to feel a little arrogant, who am I to pass judgement down and torture this thing by drowning it. So I turned back around and looked into the shower, the thing was doing a pretty good job at avoiding the drain, and it had been over a minute that the water was on.
I turned the water off,it just lay there, I figured it was dying so I left it. When I came back 30 minutes later it was on the ceiling alive and well, my mom came in and after she noticed it grabbed the bug spray and hosed it. I almost felt like slapping her, the thing had gone through all that just to get sprayed. It skittled out the door and disappeared, and it wasn't until tonight that I noticed it on my ceiling and began to admire it.
They are very durable and keep on going no matter what. The way they twittle around their antenna and compose themselves is very majestic. I think I have secsual feelings for this roach, and I probably wouldn't kill it even if it were to pop out into my cereal bowl when im pouring my captain crunch.
[Edited on 12.10.2012 1:19 AM PST]