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Subject: Why is she avoiding me?
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  • 12.10.2012 5:44 AM PDT

cuz ure a fat loser and you have body odor

[Edited on 12.10.2012 5:46 AM PST]

  • 12.10.2012 5:46 AM PDT

Country: United States.
State: Pennsylvania.
County: Warren.
I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

"There is nothing better in the world than being better at a video game than someone else....oh wait"

Did you do the toast in an envelope method correctly?
An incredibly successful and completely legitimate way to ensure a Female is attracted to you.

The first step is relatively easy. Put a two slices of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it.

Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment.

If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target.

Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code:

If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms.
Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested.

  • 12.10.2012 5:48 AM PDT
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she is now a yeerk host. the yeerks will select a mate for her that helps further the yeerk agenda.

  • 12.10.2012 5:48 AM PDT

Because you make threads about Hitler being a good leader?

  • 12.10.2012 5:49 AM PDT

If you want to bang your head to hardcore dubstep then ♫ Muffler-Machine ♫ is for you!
Now remember, this is my theme song >:A
Note: Make sure your head is away from your desk unless you want to suffer major brain injuries.

Have fun on the flood, if you go there!o(╥﹏╥)o


Posted by: EvilTaffyapple
Because you make threads about Hitler being a good leader?
a good observation as to how he might converse or spark conversations in real life.

  • 12.10.2012 5:51 AM PDT


Posted by: Neon Vars

Posted by: EvilTaffyapple
Because you make threads about Hitler being a good leader?
a good observation as to how he might converse or spark conversations in real life.


Just look through his post history - I think he's aiming for "worst member ever" title.

I seriously think we need to start vetting kids before they join here...

[Edited on 12.10.2012 5:52 AM PST]

  • 12.10.2012 5:52 AM PDT