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Subject: Possible Dates

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Planning a date but I'm getting the other side of my wisdom teeth removed Wednesday. Other than a cliche movie, what else can I do? Eating isn't really an option because my gum line is going to tear.

  • 12.10.2012 6:58 AM PDT
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Foman is my favorite moderator. <3

How you gonna make out with dat ho and then get her spread eagle at the crib with a screwed up Joker mouth brah?

  • 12.10.2012 7:01 AM PDT

Do everyone a favor, get some intelligence, grow a set, bust a nut, and shut the fu­ck up.
Posted by: Anto91
you're retared for not knowing inside jokes
retard

I would reschedule haus, tell her why.

  • 12.10.2012 7:02 AM PDT
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Maybe a dance?
I'm not too good at thinking up dates either.
My first date with my ex consisted of me taking her down to a lake in my truck. We sat in the bed of my truck and listened to music and talked about all kinds of things. We even danced to 'She's Everything' by Brad Paisley.
Bit of a "country" thing but when you live in a "country" state it's actually a really nice thing.

  • 12.10.2012 7:03 AM PDT
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take her to a secluded place then -blam!- her brains out

  • 12.10.2012 7:04 AM PDT

Quick as a razor, sharp as a bullet.

Bungee jump from your ceiling.

  • 12.10.2012 7:04 AM PDT

Feel free to send me messages, please be willing to wait 6-8 years for a reply.

1-7 hours if you at least tried to make it readable.

Immediately if you are Yax, Telec, or legendary.

Never if you are mythic, you guys smell funny.

Just go for a drink together, have a sit down and talk, get to know each other, THEN go to a movie.

  • 12.10.2012 7:06 AM PDT

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

Posted by: capitonRender007
I would reschedule haus, tell her why.
If she respects you enough to date and go further on with you, then she'll understand. But don't reschedule it too far of a day away.

[Edited on 12.10.2012 7:08 AM PST]

  • 12.10.2012 7:07 AM PDT

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Have her play team doubles on Halo 3 like a real man.

I did that to my old girl and we banged the same day.

Works like a charm.

  • 12.10.2012 7:10 AM PDT

Indoor rock climbing was some of the most fun dates I have ever had. It establishes trust when all that's preventing her from falling 40 feet is you, to boot.

  • 12.10.2012 7:47 AM PDT