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Subject: ITT: We make up insanely silly news stories

Unto the Fray we go

Simple enough flood, we create a short news story that is absolutely ridiculous, silly, or just plain stupid. The more creative the better!

I'll start.

Reports from the Kansas City plaza say that two women dressed as police officers high on cocaine chased around pedestrians wielding pool noodles. They are now incarcerated

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  • 12.10.2012 7:34 AM PDT

Major props to my hommie Sheeef. He made Recon possible for me. Long time recovering emails and passwords. And it was his. lol.

>LOL Police Women.
>HAWT!

  • 12.10.2012 7:42 AM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: AR IS4 NUBS
>LOL Police Women.
>HAWT!


I personally don't find police women hawt....

  • 12.10.2012 7:43 AM PDT
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Fox already executes this job greatly.
Much better than anybody on here could.

  • 12.10.2012 7:44 AM PDT

Posted by: x Foman123 x

Posted by: Le Petit Chien
If you were my son, I'd be proud.
This. I'd take you out for a dinner at your favorite restaurant.


Quoted by a Mod. Call me a suck up, but I feel pretty damn awesome right now.

Hot news tonight! Insider sources claim that the night Rick Santorum lost his virginity, he wore a tight, v-neck sweater because he, "felt uncomfortable exposing his chest to another man." The source has decided to retain their anonymity, because, "if [my] brother ever found out about that night, things would never be the same for the [Santorum] family."

  • 12.10.2012 7:46 AM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Le Petit Chien
Hot news tonight! Insider sources claim that the night Rick Santorum lost his virginity, he wore a tight, v-neck sweater because he, "felt uncomfortable exposing his chest to another man." The source has decided to retain their anonymity, because, "if [my] brother ever found out about that night, things would never be the same for the [Santorum] family."


I actually lol'd

  • 12.10.2012 7:49 AM PDT

OP makes good thread.

  • 12.10.2012 7:49 AM PDT
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Westboro Baptist Church strikes again, strips naked and -blam!-s each other.

  • 12.10.2012 7:50 AM PDT
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I've been playing Halo since 2002. My earliest memories include hiding at the shotgun window on Damnation and killing my dad with grenades while playing co-op on Pillar of Autumn.

OP can't inb4.

OT: This Just In! Halo 4 is a good game

Lol, the fiction!

  • 12.10.2012 7:51 AM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


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Brother? Is that you?

  • 12.10.2012 7:51 AM PDT


Posted by: ImperialAdmiral
Simple enough flood, we create a short news story that is absolutely ridiculous, silly, or just plain stupid. The more creative the better!

I'll start.

Reports from the Kansas City plaza say that two women dressed as police officers high on cocaine chased around pedestrians wielding pool noodles. They are now incarcerated

inb4religion
inb4somethingagainstb.netrules
inb4opcan'tinb4

"This just in: INGEN clones the first dinosaur."

  • 12.10.2012 7:54 AM PDT

#rubberdingirapids

Today, we have been given access to the UNSC ship Inifnity to expose the harassment and segregation of the scientists on board.

  • 12.10.2012 7:55 AM PDT

21 December 2012

Meteor strike hits the Atlantic Ocean, East of North and South America gets hit by devastating tsunamis. Earthquakes all over Asia, almost all the lands in Asia got destroyed. Accident with the T-Virus in Europe, 90% of the people in Europe infected with the T-Virus. Solar Flare strikes Earth, all electronica is destroyed.


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  • 12.10.2012 7:57 AM PDT

Ad Infinitum

Could multiple stab wounds mean shorter lives? A new study on primates says "It's possible."

  • 12.10.2012 7:59 AM PDT

For Carnage Apply Within BEST GROUP EVAR!!!


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Could multiple stab wounds mean shorter lives? A new study on primates says "It's possible."

lol

  • 12.10.2012 8:01 AM PDT

~:O>~~

Reports find that reporters are slowly gaining a loss in their ability to make coheisive writing blog peices, and that are losing 3.2% if their competince as they continyou to wrti.

  • 12.10.2012 8:01 AM PDT

I like to play Reach for fun. I hate MLG, campers, armor lock, and team killers because they ruin that fun. Deal with it.

Tonight on NBC; a teacher is being accused of calling a young, caucasian boy the "h" word.

  • 12.10.2012 8:02 AM PDT

Second acct: RC Zerg Rushes

This just in, Barack Obama decides to stop hurting economy and to rein in government spending. Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid back push by submitting legislation that doesn't actually hurt the nation.

Gaffes from VP Biden at eleven.

  • 12.10.2012 8:03 AM PDT