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Subject: I'm celibate but...

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How come religions make all the fun stuff "wrong"?

  • 12.10.2012 10:35 AM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."


Posted by: TheMongoose3
cel·i·ba·cy [sel-uh-buh-see]
noun
1. when an individual cannot pick up a member of the opposite sex, and therefore claims they are abstaining from sex to protect their ego.
Meh, I disagree. I see celibacy as a legitimate practice, nothing wrong with it. And if that's someone's personal choice, then that's their business.

  • 12.10.2012 10:37 AM PDT

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Posted by: MadMax888
How come religions make all the fun stuff "wrong"?
From an Atheist who goes to Church every Sunday, I think it distracts you from worshipping Jesus/God or whatever.

You're supposed to do things to glorify God, drinking and partying don't really do that I guess.

  • 12.10.2012 10:39 AM PDT

On the Left

Godshatter: I can go all the way with someone without being attracted to them.
CamCamm: How does that work?
Godshatter: I'm easily aroused by anything that moves. It's a curse.
Brain says 'No, that's ugly', body says 'ugly is fine with me'.


Posted by: Toxifies

Posted by: MadMax888
How come religions make all the fun stuff "wrong"?
From an Atheist who goes to Church every Sunday, I think it distracts you from worshipping Jesus/God or whatever.

You're supposed to do things to glorify God, drinking and partying don't really do that I guess.

You think right!

  • 12.10.2012 10:46 AM PDT

“If we will disbelieve everything, because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much what as wisely as he who would not use his legs, but sit still and perish, because he had no wings to fly.” - John Locke

"How can anyone be enlightened? Truth after all is so poorly lit." - Rush

celibate = can't get laid but fooling oneself into thinking it's a choice

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  • 12.10.2012 11:05 AM PDT

Dear tomorrow, Find some sensibility, Respond to emotion.
Dear Politician, Define sagacity,
All chances of survival are beginning to diminish.
Comedy is no excuse for our own blasphemies.
Mass media, Mass pessimism, Mass Denial.
My television tells me to panic, but I don't think I'll listen.
The apathetic force us to persevere, with their backwards priorities.

I support abstinence, but refraining from marriage is very unwise. I suggest seeking a steady, mature, relationship.

  • 12.10.2012 11:08 AM PDT
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I find that Teh-Ziod is NOT attractive for the reasons
she/he does not correct format sentences, therefore for intelligent matured members of society that may interact with her/him, may find her/him UNattractive for the reason that she/he does not comprehend with their level to successfully have a conversation therefore it will be socially an awkward interaction which may be wanted to be avoided

second i do not find it physically possible for a PERSON to be a ice cream truck.

Send them my way, I'll gladly take them off your hands.

  • 12.10.2012 11:09 AM PDT

My logic is undeniable.
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e-mail me about anything.
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I didn't know it was opposite day...

  • 12.10.2012 11:25 AM PDT

How old are you?

  • 12.10.2012 11:28 AM PDT


Posted by: Toxifies

Posted by: MadMax888
How come religions make all the fun stuff "wrong"?
From an Atheist who goes to Church every Sunday, I think it distracts you from worshipping Jesus/God or whatever.

You're supposed to do things to glorify God, drinking and partying don't really do that I guess.


Why do you go to church?

  • 12.10.2012 11:29 AM PDT

There's a “U” and “I” in union but just an “I” in my beliefs


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  • 12.10.2012 11:29 AM PDT
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Posted by: Fahn777

Posted by: Cheeseoid
Become not celibate


Can't. Won't go into details, but religious reasons.

I don't understand why someone would be retarded enough to let their religion completely dominate sex life. Well I guess that means you won't poison the gene pool.

  • 12.10.2012 11:31 AM PDT

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Posted by: Toxifies

Posted by: MadMax888
How come religions make all the fun stuff "wrong"?
From an Atheist who goes to Church every Sunday, I think it distracts you from worshipping Jesus/God or whatever.

You're supposed to do things to glorify God, drinking and partying don't really do that I guess.
I don't really understand how booze, drugs, and sex, somehow make someone less able to worship their deity.

Maybe it's just me.

  • 12.10.2012 11:31 AM PDT


Posted by: Dobatch

Posted by: Fahn777

Posted by: Cheeseoid
Become not celibate


Can't. Won't go into details, but religious reasons.

I don't understand why someone would be retarded enough to let their religion completely dominate sex life. Well I guess that means you won't poison the gene pool.


It's not retarded. You can abstain from sex and not explode.

  • 12.10.2012 11:32 AM PDT


Posted by: MadMax888

Posted by: Toxifies

Posted by: MadMax888
How come religions make all the fun stuff "wrong"?
From an Atheist who goes to Church every Sunday, I think it distracts you from worshipping Jesus/God or whatever.

You're supposed to do things to glorify God, drinking and partying don't really do that I guess.
I don't really understand how booze, drugs, and sex, somehow make someone less able to worship their deity.

Maybe it's just me.


Because it's forbidden. You can't say you obey God and disobey his commands

  • 12.10.2012 11:33 AM PDT
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Posted by: Dobatch

Posted by: Fahn777

Posted by: Cheeseoid
Become not celibate


Can't. Won't go into details, but religious reasons.

I don't understand why someone would be retarded enough to let their religion completely dominate sex life. Well I guess that means you won't poison the gene pool.

Won't poison the gene pool? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA you have no idea of how poisoned the gene pool already is do you?

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  • 12.10.2012 11:34 AM PDT

TRU7H. CARNAGE. BUNGIE

Dear mods,

This thread has clearly turned into a religious debate and is ready to explode.

Could you please lock it before I get myself banned for not being able to stay away from it? That'd be cool.

  • 12.10.2012 11:37 AM PDT

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Posted by: MadMax888

Posted by: Toxifies

Posted by: MadMax888
How come religions make all the fun stuff "wrong"?
From an Atheist who goes to Church every Sunday, I think it distracts you from worshipping Jesus/God or whatever.

You're supposed to do things to glorify God, drinking and partying don't really do that I guess.
I don't really understand how booze, drugs, and sex, somehow make someone less able to worship their deity.

Maybe it's just me.


Because it's forbidden. You can't say you obey God and disobey his commands
But why is it forbidden? Why does having sex before marriage make me less faithful to him?

  • 12.10.2012 11:38 AM PDT
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They call me graland.

OP is a hopeless permavirgin who's trying to play it off as a personal choice and then deluding himself even further by pretending that any girls like him.

  • 12.10.2012 11:41 AM PDT
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Posted by: Garland
OP is a hopeless permavirgin who's trying to play it off as a personal choice and then deluding himself even further by pretending that any girls like him.

rofl that's a lot of assumption in just one post xD

  • 12.10.2012 11:42 AM PDT

A religious discussion gets blocked but anything that insults religion or their followers lasts for at least 10 pages. Hypocrites

  • 12.10.2012 11:43 AM PDT

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A religious discussion gets blocked but anything that insults religion or their followers lasts for at least 10 pages. Hypocrites
*looks down*

This is page 2, bro.

  • 12.10.2012 11:43 AM PDT
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They call me graland.

Posted by: Xanarxses
Posted by: Garland
OP is a hopeless permavirgin who's trying to play it off as a personal choice and then deluding himself even further by pretending that any girls like him.

rofl that's a lot of assumption in just one post xD
Considering this is the Flood, there's a 99.9% chance I'm right.

  • 12.10.2012 11:44 AM PDT
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Posted by: Garland
Posted by: Xanarxses
Posted by: Garland
OP is a hopeless permavirgin who's trying to play it off as a personal choice and then deluding himself even further by pretending that any girls like him.

rofl that's a lot of assumption in just one post xD
Considering this is the Flood, there's a 99.9% chance I'm right.
well you got a point there but 0.1% is still something xD

  • 12.10.2012 11:45 AM PDT


Posted by: MadMax888

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Posted by: MadMax888

Posted by: Toxifies

Posted by: MadMax888
How come religions make all the fun stuff "wrong"?
From an Atheist who goes to Church every Sunday, I think it distracts you from worshipping Jesus/God or whatever.

You're supposed to do things to glorify God, drinking and partying don't really do that I guess.
I don't really understand how booze, drugs, and sex, somehow make someone less able to worship their deity.

Maybe it's just me.


Because it's forbidden. You can't say you obey God and disobey his commands
But why is it forbidden? Why does having sex before marriage make me less faithful to him?


Because he can create rules for his Earth. How do you know you are gonna make the right choices? He gives you guidelines. He gives rules and suggestions if you want to listen fine if you don't fine.

  • 12.10.2012 11:45 AM PDT

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