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Subject: I'm celibate but...

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Posted by: Toxifies
Well according to my girlfriend's church, all you have to do to go to heaven is recognize that Jesus was your savior and he died for your sins, glorify God in the things you do, and repent your sins.

Nothing like some magic water to "cleanse" you of having done bad things...

  • 12.10.2012 12:34 PM PDT

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Posted by: Toxifies
So girls hitting on you means they want to have sex with you?

You're retarded.
Took 3 pages for this to be said? That's sad.

  • 12.10.2012 12:35 PM PDT

Basia Basiliscum Meum

put a massive cross/other icon, that'll make sure only like minded people will be with you (and they will also want celebacy)


amirite?

  • 12.10.2012 1:01 PM PDT

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