"Right now it is raining methane on Titan. The planet Uranus is, hilariously, orbiting the sun sideways while Venus spins backwards. We sit here on a planet marked with collisions, rocked by earthquakes, shaken by storms. A planet doomed to be fried in radiation as its magnetic fields collapse, until the sun grows and leaves nothing of the earth but dust. Here we sit, glasses on our noses, inhalers in our pockets, braces on our teeth, and we say "Behold the perfect ORDER of it all!""
Posted by: Not The Joker
Posted by: Fat Man 3000
Posted by: Not The Joker
They're Jedi Masters, not mercenaries.
You don't say. But that's the problem, I know i'm taking a page out of redlettermedia's book, but he's right. If the Jedi Masters are peaceful people, why cast Samuel Jackson as one of them?
If you know the slightest thing about Samuel, you know his specialty is the exact opposite of what a Jedi Master should be.
I'm sure even Samuel L. Jackson likes a change of pace every now and then.
If you're going to hire a black man as a more reserved character, go for Morgan Freeman. You can't go wrong.