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Subject: Glue someone's fridge shut?

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


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Burglars tend to have sticky fingers but usually not because they're using glue.

Police say a Pennsylvania man broke into his ex-girlfriend's apartment and glued her refrigerator and a utensil drawer shut.

The Patriot-News reports 42-year-old Dennis Michael Homberg also allegedly poured glue into his ex's computer keyboard.


What happened?!

Why do you think he glued her refrigerator and utensil drawer shut???

  • 12.10.2012 1:59 PM PDT

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To hide the body and murder weapon, obviously.

  • 12.10.2012 2:00 PM PDT

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For teh lulz

  • 12.10.2012 2:00 PM PDT

What doesn't kill you, only makes you stranger

It was a murder scheme. She wouldn't be able to get food, and if she managed to, she wouldn't have a fork for it anyway!

The man is a genius.

  • 12.10.2012 2:01 PM PDT

Oh, you think darkness is your ally. You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already a man. By then, it was nothing to me but BLINDING!

My God ...
It's the perfect crime.

  • 12.10.2012 2:02 PM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


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Posted by: KilteDKilleR93
It was a murder scheme. She wouldn't be able to get food, and if she managed to, she wouldn't have a fork for it anyway!

The man is a genius.
I lol'd.

It has to be some sort of message. The keyboard too?
What did she do to this poor guy?

  • 12.10.2012 2:03 PM PDT

There's a “U” and “I” in union but just an “I” in my beliefs

That's strange.

  • 12.10.2012 2:03 PM PDT

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Posted by: CamCamm

Posted by: KilteDKilleR93
It was a murder scheme. She wouldn't be able to get food, and if she managed to, she wouldn't have a fork for it anyway!

The man is a genius.
I lol'd.

It has to be some sort of message. The keyboard too?
What did she do to this poor guy?

She wouldn't make him a sandwich, so he made sure she wouldn't eat again.

  • 12.10.2012 2:10 PM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3

Posted by: Lolmenade
Posted by: CamCamm
Posted by: KilteDKilleR93
It was a murder scheme. She wouldn't be able to get food, and if she managed to, she wouldn't have a fork for it anyway!

The man is a genius.
I lol'd.

It has to be some sort of message. The keyboard too?
What did she do to this poor guy?
She wouldn't make him a sandwich, so he made sure she wouldn't eat again.
Well she definitely can't make any other man a sandwich now either.

  • 12.10.2012 2:16 PM PDT
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rofl best idea ever. Could pour some glue on her head though. She would have to shave it. Even funnier.

  • 12.10.2012 2:21 PM PDT

Cammalamm is the best.

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Great troll.

8/10 for the crazy guy.

  • 12.10.2012 2:28 PM PDT

BrAdLeY

$50,000 bail wtf?

  • 12.10.2012 2:32 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

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I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

One of those things that seemed like a good idea at the time...

  • 12.10.2012 2:35 PM PDT