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Subject: How many of these have you done, Flood?

Da Husk.

And be honest now. We are all abusive in at least one way...


Discuss.

[Edited on 12.10.2012 3:14 PM PST]

  • 12.10.2012 2:46 PM PDT

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But they're haunting me in my dreams
Please, break my shackles, I want it to stop

Posted by: Covy Killer
Sergeant Explosion and The Quiet Day in London.

I abuse her in front of others...she enjoys it.

  • 12.10.2012 2:48 PM PDT
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Why So Serious?

"I'm gonna go America all over everybody's asses!"
-Charlie, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

'Making her lick the dinner plates clean'

I just assumed all women did this...

  • 12.10.2012 2:48 PM PDT
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I've done all of them... at the same time.

  • 12.10.2012 2:49 PM PDT

Why not stop by my File Share while you're here?

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Only regret is I didn't play more of it.

If you haven't noticed by now, I'm sort of a jerk.

Some of those are just plain -blam!- stupid.

  • 12.10.2012 2:49 PM PDT

The alternating pink and white not in column form hurts my eyes. I've bit her but she wanted it and it was during sex. I couldn't go much further but I've probably done some of the others on there but she was the one that wanted it done.

  • 12.10.2012 2:49 PM PDT

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I do some, but only because its what she likes.

  • 12.10.2012 2:49 PM PDT

What doesn't kill you, only makes you stranger

I always have a problem with driving my car at her. I've been known to make her eat disgusting foods too.

  • 12.10.2012 2:50 PM PDT

>Refusing to have sex with her
Seriously?

  • 12.10.2012 2:50 PM PDT

"Refusing to have sex with her" is a form of abuse? What?

  • 12.10.2012 2:50 PM PDT

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I try my best to block out the screams
But they're haunting me in my dreams
Please, break my shackles, I want it to stop

Posted by: Covy Killer
Sergeant Explosion and The Quiet Day in London.


Posted by: Porch Ninja
"Refusing to have sex with her" is a form of abuse? What?
Apparently so is murder.

  • 12.10.2012 2:51 PM PDT
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Why So Serious?

"I'm gonna go America all over everybody's asses!"
-Charlie, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia


Posted by: Squiggy

Posted by: Porch Ninja
"Refusing to have sex with her" is a form of abuse? What?
Apparently so is murder.


Whaaaaat?

  • 12.10.2012 2:52 PM PDT


Posted by: Porch Ninja
"Refusing to have sex with her" is a form of abuse? What?

Apparently requesting that she doesn't have an abortion is a form of abuse also.

Also nice OP, save the image and then post it, once that thread on 4chan 404's then we can't see the image.

  • 12.10.2012 2:55 PM PDT

Why are these all 'her'? I'm well aware that most domestic abuse is against women, but that doesn't mean it all is.

  • 12.10.2012 2:57 PM PDT
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Nobody cares about anyone else's opinion - be it mine, yours, or a cult of angry star wars nerds - when they are enjoying what they enjoy.

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Everyone cares about opinions, that's why we socialize on a forum with strangers.

So if you don't treat your woman like an absolute princess, 4chan says you're abusing her?

No. That's stupid.

"Telling her her reactions are irrational."

What if they are?

Then I love this one.

"Taking her money" followed shortly by "Making her ask or beg for money"

Hahahahahaha

  • 12.10.2012 3:00 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

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Posted by: Simse11
>Refusing to have sex with her
Seriously?


It means ever. When you are in a committed relationship, and you refuse sex entirely forever. Not that you say no once or twice, but you tell her you will never do it again.

And no, I have never done any of these. Not to the level of abuse.

  • 12.10.2012 3:01 PM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."

Out of the first two columns, only the biting, and technically bruising, since I bite pretty hard sometimes. She likes it, though, and she does the same to me.

And the smacking and sado-masochistic activity she does to me...assuming smacking can be synonymous for spanking. Anyway, i'm not going through the rest of the list. Too lazy. And to be blunt, some of these look just plain stupid.

  • 12.10.2012 3:02 PM PDT

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Use your head. The one on your shoulders. No really, just try. Please?

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It's shorter to list the things I haven't done...
1. make her lick the dinner plates clean
If she did a good enough job, there wouldn't be anything left to lick clean.

  • 12.10.2012 3:02 PM PDT

Why not stop by my File Share while you're here?

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If you haven't noticed by now, I'm sort of a jerk.

OP is a newfriend.
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Posted by: Porch Ninja
"Refusing to have sex with her" is a form of abuse? What?

Apparently requesting that she doesn't have an abortion is a form of abuse also.

Also nice OP, save the image and then post it, once that thread on 4chan 404's then we can't see the image.

  • 12.10.2012 3:03 PM PDT

I'm in love with Jesus and proud of it!

How the hell is not wanting to have sex with somebody when they want to considered abuse?!

  • 12.10.2012 3:04 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: Fahn777
How the hell is not wanting to have sex with somebody when they want to considered abuse?!
Again, its not refusing once, its refusing forever.

  • 12.10.2012 3:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: Fahn777
How the hell is not wanting to have sex with somebody when they want to considered abuse?!

Because evidently women always deserve to get what they want, but men do not. Hence if a woman wants to have sex and a man says no, the man is in the wrong, but if a man wants to have sex and a woman says no, the man is still in the wrong.

Apparently.

  • 12.10.2012 3:08 PM PDT

I don't see you doing anything to help our country.
Except sitting at home, naked, eating twinkies, rubbing your hands together going "Heh. Target Destroyed. Mission Accomplished." Oh wait. that's not helping.

"Telling her it's her fault" - Well send me off to prison.

  • 12.10.2012 3:15 PM PDT
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Well I do accompany her to a lot of places lol.

  • 12.10.2012 3:18 PM PDT
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Nobody cares about anyone else's opinion - be it mine, yours, or a cult of angry star wars nerds - when they are enjoying what they enjoy.

Zombine
Everyone cares about opinions, that's why we socialize on a forum with strangers.

Seriously, according to this article, no matter what men do, we are abusing women. I guess we're better off ignoring them, guys! It'll still be abuse, but at least the law can't get us for it!

  • 12.10.2012 3:21 PM PDT

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