"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."
"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."
"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."
Out of the first two columns, only the biting, and technically bruising, since I bite pretty hard sometimes. She likes it, though, and she does the same to me.
And the smacking and sado-masochistic activity she does to me...assuming smacking can be synonymous for spanking. Anyway, i'm not going through the rest of the list. Too lazy. And to be blunt, some of these look just plain stupid.