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So as many of you have absolutely no idea, because no one here is athletic enough to understand sports, Johnny Manziel won the Heisman the other day and is pretty much just running the world at this point. Not a person I'd rather be right now than Johnny Football.
Now seeing as this kid is pretty much the complete opposite from that Nutjob Collin Klein he could use this opportunity to slay coed tail up and down the Aggie campus. After all, it's Johnny Football's world and we're all just living in it. He could literally walk up to any broad right now and have a 100% chance of getting his rocks off. Kid could be on the meanest college heat streak us normal bros only dream of.
But wait... Football has a girlfriend? Apparently so.
Now don't get me wrong that chick is a certified smoke but lets look at the real scenario here: Girlfriend or not Johnny is absolutely getting laid on a ridiculously consistent basis these next few weeks. However I gotta say there would be no better time in this kid's life to ever be single. Random tail is going to be dropping in front of him all week and there's no bigger buzzkill than having the old ball and chain following you around during an opportunity like that. Also, as a girlfriend she's obviously going to be all girlfriend-y and coming up with stupid excuses to party at her boy's expense and not put out. Sorry to say for Johnny but the line "but I just won the Heisman" is only going to work so many times when she knows she's already got the lock on ya.
So what do you think flood? Smart or Dumb decision by Johnny Football shacking up with this broad during the prime of his Heisman reign?