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Subject: Johnny Football has a Girlfriend. Smart or Stupid?

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So as many of you have absolutely no idea, because no one here is athletic enough to understand sports, Johnny Manziel won the Heisman the other day and is pretty much just running the world at this point. Not a person I'd rather be right now than Johnny Football.

Now seeing as this kid is pretty much the complete opposite from that Nutjob Collin Klein he could use this opportunity to slay coed tail up and down the Aggie campus. After all, it's Johnny Football's world and we're all just living in it. He could literally walk up to any broad right now and have a 100% chance of getting his rocks off. Kid could be on the meanest college heat streak us normal bros only dream of.

But wait... Football has a girlfriend? Apparently so.

Now don't get me wrong that chick is a certified smoke but lets look at the real scenario here: Girlfriend or not Johnny is absolutely getting laid on a ridiculously consistent basis these next few weeks. However I gotta say there would be no better time in this kid's life to ever be single. Random tail is going to be dropping in front of him all week and there's no bigger buzzkill than having the old ball and chain following you around during an opportunity like that. Also, as a girlfriend she's obviously going to be all girlfriend-y and coming up with stupid excuses to party at her boy's expense and not put out. Sorry to say for Johnny but the line "but I just won the Heisman" is only going to work so many times when she knows she's already got the lock on ya.

So what do you think flood? Smart or Dumb decision by Johnny Football shacking up with this broad during the prime of his Heisman reign?

  • 12.10.2012 3:32 PM PDT

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Why would you care or should anybody else care what somebody wants to do?

  • 12.10.2012 3:33 PM PDT

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  • 12.10.2012 3:33 PM PDT

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Posted by: Deep Fryed Emu
Why would you care or should anybody else care what somebody wants to do?

Because that's how life works, people care about other people and things that happen.

  • 12.10.2012 3:34 PM PDT

So you think it's stupid for him to commit to one woman?

  • 12.10.2012 3:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: Jagwire
Posted by: Deep Fryed Emu
Why would you care or should anybody else care what somebody wants to do?

Because that's how life works, people care about other people and things that happen.
Exactly. That's how people manage to make absurd amounts of money off of things like TMZ.

  • 12.10.2012 3:36 PM PDT

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Posted by: Ulquiorra Cifer
So you think it's stupid for him to commit to one woman?

At a time like now absolutely. Kid is basically stepping into the largest luxury car dealership and given unlimited test drives yet he buys the first lambo he sees and calls it good. Pretty dumb strategy if you ask me.

  • 12.10.2012 3:42 PM PDT

I really don't understand people's obsessions over celebrity personal lives. Seriously, why in the hell do you care? Worry about your own life.

This isn't directed necessarily towards the OP, but media/society in general.

  • 12.10.2012 3:44 PM PDT
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I don't care.

  • 12.10.2012 3:45 PM PDT


Posted by: Jagwire

Posted by: Ulquiorra Cifer
So you think it's stupid for him to commit to one woman?

At a time like now absolutely. Kid is basically stepping into the largest luxury car dealership and given unlimited test drives yet he buys the first lambo he sees and calls it good. Pretty dumb strategy if you ask me.
I don't see it as dumb. Sex isn't everything.

  • 12.10.2012 3:45 PM PDT

Hell yeah I would play the field. These chicks trying to shack up with him are likely gold diggers anyway since he is likely going pro a few years down the line.

  • 12.10.2012 3:47 PM PDT
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  • 12.10.2012 3:47 PM PDT

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I mean, if he can balance boning his girlfriend and scoring touchdowns, there shouldn't be any cause for alarm. I'd be more concerned of his personality getting him into trouble. He has a history with the law and prior to this season, might have been suspended for off-the-field behavior.

  • 12.10.2012 3:49 PM PDT

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Posted by: Jagwire

Posted by: Ulquiorra Cifer
So you think it's stupid for him to commit to one woman?

At a time like now absolutely. Kid is basically stepping into the largest luxury car dealership and given unlimited test drives yet he buys the first lambo he sees and calls it good. Pretty dumb strategy if you ask me.
I don't see it as dumb. Sex isn't everything.

Obviously this is where the OP and you don't agree. Cuz you know opinions. But I kind of agree. If he has only had say one or 2 close lady friends, but if hes had more than enough tail already, why not settle for one atm.

Plus that girl is meh. Too thin, and the face is not a phenomenal one. Would still bang tho.

[Edited on 12.10.2012 3:51 PM PST]

  • 12.10.2012 3:50 PM PDT

Nice generalization at the top.

OT: It is kind of stupid to commit to a girl when he has so many options.

  • 12.10.2012 3:54 PM PDT

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Posted by: Jagwire
Now seeing as this kid is pretty much the complete opposite from that Nutjob Collin Klein
First off, screw you

Just cause a guy chooses to do things earlier and quicker doesn't make him a bad person. I'm sure half that article is fabricated anyway.

  • 12.10.2012 4:00 PM PDT

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Posted by: Jagwire
Now seeing as this kid is pretty much the complete opposite from that Nutjob Collin Klein
First off, screw you

Just cause a guy chooses to do things earlier and quicker doesn't make him a bad person. I'm sure half that article is fabricated anyway.

Married at 23 to a chick he had never went on a date with because God told him so and had his first kiss on his engagement.

Pants-on-head retarded.

  • 12.10.2012 4:07 PM PDT

Posted by: DarkVader9494
Posted by: Jagwire
Now seeing as this kid is pretty much the complete opposite from that Nutjob Collin Klein
First off, screw you

Just cause a guy chooses to do things earlier and quicker doesn't make him a bad person. I'm sure half that article is fabricated anyway.

Disregarding faith completely, it's a pretty ridiculous story.

  • 12.10.2012 4:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: Jagwire
Married at 23 to a chick he had never went on a date with because God told him so and had his first kiss on his engagement.

Pants-on-head retarded.

If that's legit then yeah, he has a strong case for autism.

  • 12.10.2012 4:34 PM PDT

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  • 12.10.2012 4:36 PM PDT

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  • 12.10.2012 4:37 PM PDT

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Posted by: Jagwire

Posted by: Ulquiorra Cifer
So you think it's stupid for him to commit to one woman?

At a time like now absolutely. Kid is basically stepping into the largest luxury car dealership and given unlimited test drives yet he buys the first lambo he sees and calls it good. Pretty dumb strategy if you ask me.
No. Relationships and women are not in any way equatable to buying an object. While you might not by actively misogynistic, that line of thinking is.

  • 12.10.2012 4:39 PM PDT

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Posted by: Jagwire

Posted by: Ulquiorra Cifer
So you think it's stupid for him to commit to one woman?

At a time like now absolutely. Kid is basically stepping into the largest luxury car dealership and given unlimited test drives yet he buys the first lambo he sees and calls it good. Pretty dumb strategy if you ask me.
No. Relationships and women are not in any way equatable to buying an object. While you might not by actively misogynistic, that line of thinking is.

To OP: You don't really know how their relationship works...

  • 12.10.2012 4:41 PM PDT

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Johnny Football does what Johnny Football wants to do.


Johnny Football doesn't do what Johnny Football does for Johnny Football. Johnny Football does what Johnny Football does because Johnny Football is Johnny Football!

  • 12.10.2012 4:44 PM PDT

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