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Subject: "The Big Bang Theory" in a nutshell

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Dont you worry about _____ let me worry about ____

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Incomprehensible gibberish.

Sheldon: Leonard, are you in the shower?
>A few of the audience giggle, everyone at the edge of their seat to hear what comedy gold comes next.

Leonard: I can't hear you, I'm in the shower.
>More begin to giggle, couple of people trying to desperately hold it in.

Sheldon: I asked if you were in the shower, but that's moot now.
>Ripples of laughter begin, even a couple of people are at the edge of tears

Leonard: What?
>laughter continue to climb

Sheldon: Moot. Rendered unimportant by recent events.
>A huge burst of laughter, people falling out of their seats, people struggling to breathe

Leonard: I can't hear you, I'm in the shower.
>Many audience members are out of their seats, literally rolling around, trying to control their hysterics.

Sheldon: (Entering bathroom) I have to skip the chitchat. Emergency! >Laughter erupts once more, 2 people are escorted out as they were unable to breathe from the heavy laughter and need medical attention.

Leonard: What kind of an emergency?
Sheldon: Mathematical. 32 ounce banana smoothie, 16 ounce bladder.
>Everyone has now left their seats, are urinating and crying with laughter, rolling around and struggling to breathe in, the whole studio begins to shake at it's foundations from the pure vibrations sent from the audience members, some of which have passed out, most of which have urinated and can barely get back to their feet.

[Edited on 12.10.2012 5:25 PM PST]

  • 12.10.2012 5:24 PM PDT

Posted by: Billygoat456
I'll bring the tritium laser cutters if you bring the beer!

Funny story.

That's quite the pasta.

  • 12.10.2012 5:25 PM PDT

A cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal.

And from FOX, two phantoms were born.

^Why I don't watch it


It's not funny. At all.

  • 12.10.2012 5:25 PM PDT

Here's your sign

The laughing is overboard, but that joke was pretty funny.
"What kind of problem?"
"Mathmatical. 32 ounce banana smoothie, 16 ounce bladder."

  • 12.10.2012 5:25 PM PDT

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Use your head. The one on your shoulders. No really, just try. Please?

˙sɹǝʇndɯoɔ ɥʇıʍ pooƃ os ʇou ɯ,ı 'ǝɹǝɥ ʇǝƃ sıɥʇ pıp ʍoɥ 'lol

That's the problem when you film sitcoms in front of a live studio laugh track. Other shows do it, but not after 99% of the lines of dialogue.

  • 12.10.2012 5:26 PM PDT
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I agree the show is -blam!-.

  • 12.10.2012 5:26 PM PDT

Challenge me to a Hawaiian Punch chugging contest. I dare you.


Posted by: mubox47
$.50 in store credit.

I can't tell if OP is supporting the show or trying to bash it.

  • 12.10.2012 5:26 PM PDT

Da fuq

  • 12.10.2012 5:26 PM PDT

GOAT

Man I can't stand that show.

  • 12.10.2012 5:27 PM PDT
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Watch Arrested Development if you want a comedy that's funny and original.

  • 12.10.2012 5:27 PM PDT

Gamertag: AC Mobius

RIP Derek Farley

I think laugh tracks kill comedies. It's like "laugh now! We're being funny! We swear!"

  • 12.10.2012 5:29 PM PDT
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Posted by: funkymonkey506
Watch Arrested Development if you want a comedy that's funny and original.


The only problem with Arrested Development is that its not funny or original.

  • 12.10.2012 5:29 PM PDT

It would be a sad documentary about autism if it weren't for the laugh track.

I still enjoy the show though.

  • 12.10.2012 5:30 PM PDT

I am a monument to all your sins

Hey, say what you want, I'm watching it right now and thoroughly enjoying it.

  • 12.10.2012 5:31 PM PDT

"History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it."
-Sir Winston Churchill

The Secret Society 95% of activity is me, I could use some help.

Love that show. Good joke.

Laugh tracks are annoying though.

  • 12.10.2012 5:31 PM PDT

Artists You Outta Know:
M.i - Macklemore - e-dubble - OnCue

If you hate on rap it is simply because you are not cultured enough to understand it.

Terrible show.


Hilarious thread.

  • 12.10.2012 5:32 PM PDT

So I'm utterly confused now. Is the OP high or something or is the title and PP meant to be two completely different and random things?

  • 12.10.2012 5:33 PM PDT

~:O>~~

Begins reading
>Hmm... this might be good, but it's probably copy and pasted.
Conintues reading
>begins to think of why most individuals can't for the life of themselves come up with their own original content instead of relies solely on the backs of those willing and able to make such observations and in fact cared enough to share them among a select community of members/individuals.
Remembers 9gag or 4chan
>and how even within those communities all the creativity ceased among it's contributing members and what is left is a consensus among the incompetent that there's nothing left to gawk at as it seems they have made haste wasting their life and time looking through almost all the past material while contributing nothing of their own.
JUst realizing that it took my about 3-5 minutes to write this
>I'm just glad I have a life and a girlfriend to take care of... if I had to be some brooding online teen or young adult who relies solely on the validation of anonymous individuals who themselves are stuck in their dark lonesome increpidly smelly rooms while I quickly wrap this up to take a quick shower, hang out with my friend, stop by my parent's and spend the night at my girlfriend.

This time has been useful for me... Carthurlane. (:

  • 12.10.2012 5:36 PM PDT

Trust me, I'm the Doctor...

http://www.youtube.com/xZomGGamingx

Meh, Penny...

  • 12.10.2012 5:39 PM PDT

Please do not send me group invites.

What if I told you that it wasn't a laugh track...

  • 12.10.2012 5:41 PM PDT


Posted by: Lord Gwyn

Posted by: funkymonkey506
Watch Arrested Development if you want a comedy that's funny and original.


The only problem with Arrested Development is that its not funny or original.


ppfftt Arrested Development paved the way for Modern Family. That show was years ahead of its time.

  • 12.10.2012 5:43 PM PDT

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.

It's so cheesy.

  • 12.10.2012 5:43 PM PDT
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I Love Lamp. And Ender's Game. Don't tell Lamp.


Posted by: Lord Gwyn

Posted by: funkymonkey506
Watch Arrested Development if you want a comedy that's funny and original.


The only problem with Arrested Development is that its not funny or original.



Take. It. Back.

  • 12.10.2012 5:43 PM PDT
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Bad, bad show.

Only good for hipsters that laugh at the 3rd grade science jokes and think they are goddamn Einstein reincarnate.

Try watching it on youtube with the laugh track removed.

  • 12.10.2012 5:46 PM PDT

A cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal.

And from FOX, two phantoms were born.

Oh god I just watched a clip.


Why did every single line have a laugh track?

  • 12.10.2012 5:46 PM PDT

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