"There's this theory that if there were an infinite number of monkeys pecking away at typewriters, they would eventually write the great works of Shakespeare, but thanks to the internet we now know that's not true." -Adam Savage
"Time is not made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round." -Caboose
NOTE: This is my new primary account. My old account was AgentCOPP1, and I changed it because it was linked to a gamertag that I no longer use.
You guys are best friends with other guys, right? Well why is it so incredibly different with girls that you just throw your hands up in the air and say "Nope! You either got to date 'em or leave 'em"? What makes it so different with girls that you just find it absolutely impossible to hold a friendship with? Oh, I hear you saying that you become attracted to them and eventually you always end up wanting to date them? Well let me just tell you that if you are seriously so shallow and so selfish that all you care about is finding a girl to date and having a simple friendship with them is some unthinkable sacrilegious sin, you need to take a good look at what you value in life. If you think that all women are good for is dating, then when you actually do end up finding your "love", you won't really love her.
Just let that soak in and take a minute to process what I just said.
[Edited on 12.10.2012 6:13 PM PST]