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Subject: Come up with the craziest thing you can think of.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

And tell me what it is.

I need ideas for a surrealist art project, which in a sense is just things that do not make one hint of sense. Think silly but eye grabbing.

eg. Rainbow cows riding skateboards in the craters on the moon.

  • 12.10.2012 6:02 PM PDT

Challenge me to a Hawaiian Punch chugging contest. I dare you.


Posted by: mubox47
$.50 in store credit.

Platypus.

  • 12.10.2012 6:03 PM PDT

Halo 4

:}

[Edited on 12.10.2012 6:05 PM PST]

  • 12.10.2012 6:03 PM PDT

I want to say it so badly. But alas, I cannot.

  • 12.10.2012 6:03 PM PDT

If pro is the opposite of con, then the opposite of progress is...

Homework...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • 12.10.2012 6:04 PM PDT

Life?
I have the internet and Doctor Who; i don't need a life.

an anthropomorphic stapler drinking a beer and riding a rainbow walrus in space.

  • 12.10.2012 6:05 PM PDT

A banana singing about PB&J and Baseball bats.

  • 12.10.2012 6:05 PM PDT

Just remember that no matter how terrible you feel, or how much you want to let go, there are people who care about you and love you.


Posted by: The EAKLE
Platypus.

  • 12.10.2012 6:08 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

A bust of a presidents head with eyes of gold and a torso made out of human infants, wearing a translucent pot on his head and a rusty metal pipes for arms that moves at the speed of teen angst.

  • 12.10.2012 6:11 PM PDT

im a dumb, dont take me seriously prease.

Random isn't exaclty surreal. Imagine a guy who has a collection of dolls in dresses and gets angry when he smells them and doesn't smell musk or mold, and he complains and has conspiracys that someones cleaning them when he just lives alone with his dolls. If you were to set up that idea right it could be completely surreal. Also watch some of this guys stuff it will give you some ideas.

  • 12.10.2012 6:16 PM PDT