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Posted by: ICanHazRecon911
Looks like you dropped the soap, champ.
*Comes out of a dark corner of the shower with a crowbar, but quickly begins to violently shake, passing out on the floor as my mouth foams with snow-white foam. Suddenly, my pants become tight, and they rip with the strength of a thousand wombats, and my exposed junk lay there. Another tremor of epileptic vibrations, and a putrid pink material shoots not 6, but 7 feet straight out of my exposed junk onto the ceiling as I experience the peak of oxygen deprivation, lack of brain activity, and genital stimulation that combine in a overarching and unforgettable climax*
(Cool story bro)