- Scottus4
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The zombie apocalypse is like any other apocalypse, except that murderous psychopaths aren't looked down upon because wanting to kill zombies is ok since they're mindless. Even though you're dreaming about killing something that used to be a person and wishing they were dead so you could kill them again.
"I wish my boss were a zombie, I would so stab a screwdriver right into his eye" <= the sign of a psychopath.
Most people are going to be **** on when the vampire apocalypse happens though. An apocalypse that actually makes sense - vampires are stronger and faster than you, just as intelligent, and infinitely more merciless. You can't hide from the vampire apocalypse either - you try to hole up in some house, and the vampires will burn it down in the night.
[Edited on 12.10.2012 7:09 PM PST]