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Subject: Does the Flood even know how to use a gun during the ZA?

"You are the last of your kind: bred for combat, built for war. You're the master of any weapon, pilot of any vehicle, and fear no enemy"

I notice a lot of big talk coming from The Flood about being badasses during the Zombie Apocalypse.

Do you even shoot? Or know how to effectively use a stabbing weapon?

I would certainly hope so, or your numbers will dwindle out quicker than you think.

  • 12.10.2012 7:35 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

I prefer knives.

  • 12.10.2012 7:36 PM PDT

Major props to my hommie Sheeef. He made Recon possible for me. Long time recovering emails and passwords. And it was his. lol.

Posted by: xAvery Johnson
during the Zombie Apocalypse.
Wait, so it already happened? WHEN!!!?? I surely wasn't informed of this.

[Edited on 12.10.2012 7:37 PM PST]

  • 12.10.2012 7:37 PM PDT

I know how to use a firearm fairly effectively.

  • 12.10.2012 7:41 PM PDT

Ready.

Aim.

Fire!

  • 12.10.2012 7:42 PM PDT

Well then, you somehow found my signature, nice job, so time for your prize.............FLOODIANS! ATTACK! Also, those socks do NOT make you look handsome.

Don't know how to handle a gun, won't pretend I do.

I've been taking Martial Arts for years, if that would help my ability with a knife.

  • 12.10.2012 7:43 PM PDT

Allons-y!

But who was phone?

  • 12.10.2012 7:43 PM PDT

Gather around the campfire, once it goes out, it's out for good.

>Zombie Apocalypse
>not waiting it out

You people don't even know how to survive the most plausible of least plausible situations.

  • 12.10.2012 7:44 PM PDT

Major props to my hommie Sheeef. He made Recon possible for me. Long time recovering emails and passwords. And it was his. lol.


Posted by: carpet brain
Don't know how to handle a gun, won't pretend I do.

I've been taking Martial Arts for years, if that would help my ability with a knife.
This applies to me very much so.

  • 12.10.2012 7:55 PM PDT

Well then, you somehow found my signature, nice job, so time for your prize.............FLOODIANS! ATTACK! Also, those socks do NOT make you look handsome.


Posted by: AR IS4 NUBS

Posted by: carpet brain
Don't know how to handle a gun, won't pretend I do.

I've been taking Martial Arts for years, if that would help my ability with a knife.
This applies to me very much so.
You must know then how the AR is for "nubs" during a ZA.

  • 12.10.2012 7:56 PM PDT

Yes but a sword will also be useful.

  • 12.10.2012 7:59 PM PDT
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I know how to maintain and operate an AK-47. Considering how many weapons have the basic components of the AK-47, I should be able to use a wide range of weapons. They are actually surprisingly easy to take apart ad clean. I have yet to learn how to take apart and maintain an AR-15 though.

  • 12.10.2012 7:59 PM PDT

Rain, and Jazz.
Halo: Tactical

I'm either a fool or an inteligent man, depending on how sleepy or angry I am.

I originaly made an account on 07.27.2007 but I wanted to link my GT and made this account. Don't forget your passwords!

I prefer melee combat personally, though I would certainly be able to shoot stuff with guns. As for cleaning, caring, fixing, and reloading there is much to improve.

  • 12.10.2012 8:01 PM PDT

Major props to my hommie Sheeef. He made Recon possible for me. Long time recovering emails and passwords. And it was his. lol.

Posted by: carpet brain

Posted by: AR IS4 NUBS

Posted by: carpet brain
Don't know how to handle a gun, won't pretend I do.

I've been taking Martial Arts for years, if that would help my ability with a knife.
This applies to me very much so.
You must know then how the AR is for "nubs" during a ZA.
;) icwutudidthar.

  • 12.10.2012 8:02 PM PDT

Well then, you somehow found my signature, nice job, so time for your prize.............FLOODIANS! ATTACK! Also, those socks do NOT make you look handsome.


Posted by: AR IS4 NUBS
Posted by: carpet brain

Posted by: AR IS4 NUBS

Posted by: carpet brain
Don't know how to handle a gun, won't pretend I do.

I've been taking Martial Arts for years, if that would help my ability with a knife.
This applies to me very much so.
You must know then how the AR is for "nubs" during a ZA.
;) icwutudidthar.
I think AR would make a fine partner in the ZA thing, we could call people "Nubs" all day long and criticize how the zombies move and fight.

  • 12.10.2012 8:04 PM PDT
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OP, do you even lift?

  • 12.10.2012 8:08 PM PDT

Major props to my hommie Sheeef. He made Recon possible for me. Long time recovering emails and passwords. And it was his. lol.

Posted by: Deadlights911
OP, do you even lift?
::facepalm:: not here.


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Posted by: AR IS4 NUBS
Posted by: carpet brain

Posted by: AR IS4 NUBS

Posted by: carpet brain
Don't know how to handle a gun, won't pretend I do.

I've been taking Martial Arts for years, if that would help my ability with a knife.
This applies to me very much so.
You must know then how the AR is for "nubs" during a ZA.
;) icwutudidthar.
I think AR would make a fine partner in the ZA thing, we could call people "Nubs" all day long and criticize how the zombies move and fight.

HAHAHA! Get sideline seats and be like, RUN NOOB!!

  • 12.10.2012 8:14 PM PDT

Well then, you somehow found my signature, nice job, so time for your prize.............FLOODIANS! ATTACK! Also, those socks do NOT make you look handsome.


Posted by: AR IS4 NUBS
*Snip*
HAHAHA! Get sideline seats and be like, RUN NOOB!!
Just one problem. What do we do when the zombies come after us? Do we complain to the mods about them being over-powered and unfair?

  • 12.10.2012 8:15 PM PDT
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Pew pew pew.

  • 12.10.2012 8:16 PM PDT
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deej pls

I know how to shoot. That being said, if a zombie situation was even possible, and happened, it wouldn't be that useful of a trait.

  • 12.10.2012 8:16 PM PDT
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No point in putting something funny, clever or informative here. Most probably im going to get perma-banned anyway.

Damn, the zombie apocalypse is a confirmed event? I better start lifting more.

  • 12.10.2012 8:16 PM PDT

My honor student can beat up your honor student.

-blam!- please, I'm like a nerdy Rick Grimes.

  • 12.10.2012 8:17 PM PDT

Dear tomorrow, Find some sensibility, Respond to emotion.
Dear Politician, Define sagacity,
All chances of survival are beginning to diminish.
Comedy is no excuse for our own blasphemies.
Mass media, Mass pessimism, Mass Denial.
My television tells me to panic, but I don't think I'll listen.
The apathetic force us to persevere, with their backwards priorities.

lolyes

  • 12.10.2012 8:18 PM PDT

Shakes Magic 8 Ball

I'd purposefully amputate my right hand so that I could do what Merle did and have a knife.

Or I'd just shoot a gun left and knife in the right.

  • 12.10.2012 8:18 PM PDT

If pro is the opposite of con, then the opposite of progress is...

Yeah; right trigger, right?

  • 12.10.2012 8:18 PM PDT