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Subject: I have a 750 word essay due tommorow and haven't started.

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.

750 Words isn't actually that many!

  • 12.10.2012 9:25 PM PDT
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We all wear masks and the time comes when we cannot remove them without removing our own skin.


Posted by: A Billfish
750 words is nothing.

  • 12.10.2012 9:25 PM PDT

Dont worry, my bro GF had a 2000 word essay and finished it in one day. I was like (o_0) she claims shes very good at procrastinating.

  • 12.10.2012 9:26 PM PDT

~Thread-killer~

Needs to write paper due tomorrow, gets on flood to procrastinate, and makes thread about it.

Flawless logic.

  • 12.10.2012 9:27 PM PDT

Try doing a 8000 word one. Now that's hard, especially when you know nothing about the topic you're supposed to write about.

Damned American Civil War...

[Edited on 12.10.2012 9:28 PM PST]

  • 12.10.2012 9:27 PM PDT
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I'm not so good with advice...Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?


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Posted by: MadMax888
I could sneeze a 750 word essay. What's the topic?


Analysis of the tempest by shakespeare.
I could knock that out in 20 minutes .

  • 12.10.2012 9:28 PM PDT

There's this nifty new thing in the top right corner of the page. I think it's called "the sign out button". I hear if you get good enough at messing with it, it allows you to get back to your life.

  • 12.10.2012 9:29 PM PDT

Start writing.
If you already have everything planned out, 750 words is nothing (also keep in mind the quality of writing required).

  • 12.10.2012 9:30 PM PDT
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Oh Please. I wrote a 3,000 word essay overnight before and got a B. 750 words takes 30 minutes.

  • 12.10.2012 9:31 PM PDT
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I aim to please.


Posted by: A Billfish
750 words is nothing.

  • 12.10.2012 9:32 PM PDT

Please don't hype for games...
They'll just fall short of your expectations and you'll complain for months.

750 words? Isn't too bad. Probably could finish it, especially if you know what you're talking about.

  • 12.10.2012 9:34 PM PDT

Posted by: x Foman123 x

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What house has a rocket pod, has legs, and has a long narrow barrel that probably shoots something powerful?

Sounds like you're describing the lower half of my body, actually.

Get on it, then? I mean I am sure your parents don't know about this so they aren't giving you the support that you want.

  • 12.10.2012 9:35 PM PDT

I just wrapped up a 1200 word essay on personal responsibility while talking ghosts with you guys on the flood.

Get on my level, son.

  • 12.10.2012 9:35 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

That's two pages at most. Get off the flood and do it.
DO IT OR UR A RETARDED GAMMA

  • 12.10.2012 9:36 PM PDT
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Tom
USNSCC, E-3

The Line of Steel
Basically, it's a blog of mine that focuses on military and policy related issues. Feel free to bookmark it and PM me any ideas you have to improve its quality. I hope you enjoy it!

OP, I write 1200 word essays overnight and get high Bs on them all the time. You're fine.

  • 12.10.2012 9:37 PM PDT

I've been able to write a good 500 word essay in half an hour when in a time crunch. If you're this distracted then you probably shouldn't type it. Just turn your computer off so you won't be tempted to browse and grab a pen and paper.

Or you could ask a mod for a temporary ban.

  • 12.10.2012 9:38 PM PDT

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"Ignorance is a plague."

Close, but the plague killed those infected with it, and the ignorant are still alive.
I wish ignorance was a plague.

Start eventually....

  • 12.10.2012 9:39 PM PDT

I wrote a 9001 word essay on an i-phone on the 20 minute bus trip to school.

  • 12.10.2012 9:40 PM PDT

*82 page Thesis from college flashbacks* *eye twitch*

750 words.......get to it!

  • 12.10.2012 9:41 PM PDT

Copy paste.

  • 12.10.2012 9:41 PM PDT

Does anyone have lotion?
*Raises hand*
Is mayonnaise a lotion?

Good job Flood! Display your personal achievements and belittle the difficulty of the assignment! You guys are the best at making people competitive and think things are easy to make them do their work!

That's what you're trying to do, right?

...Right?

  • 12.10.2012 9:44 PM PDT

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Well write it as a response to this thread then copy and paste it win win. Get to stay on the flood and do the essay.

  • 12.10.2012 9:44 PM PDT

Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.

That sounds hard.

No sarcasm. I seriously suck at writing essays.

  • 12.10.2012 9:46 PM PDT

Old School

4,000 words for thurs. Better get started!

  • 12.10.2012 9:47 PM PDT

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