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Subject: How do I explain where babies come from
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To a 4 year old?

  • 12.11.2012 12:58 AM PDT

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A crane brings them in a basket.

  • 12.11.2012 12:59 AM PDT

Is it weird I never asked this as a child?

  • 12.11.2012 1:00 AM PDT

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Babies come from your -blam!-, then you put them in a women so they become big babies.

  • 12.11.2012 1:02 AM PDT

Evil, always finds a way!
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You try your best and if he doesn't understand it wait for another chance to do so.

Children are complicated and stupid, don't get your hopes up

  • 12.11.2012 1:02 AM PDT

There comes a time in every mans life... and that time is not now.

I don't think anyone knows where babies come from. It's one of those unsolvable questions.

  • 12.11.2012 1:03 AM PDT
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Posted by: TheBestTheyHad
A crane brings them in a basket.


Tried the stork. He said it doesn't exist.

  • 12.11.2012 1:06 AM PDT

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Posted by: Sparkfire
To a 4 year old?


They fall out from a lady.

  • 12.11.2012 1:09 AM PDT

I swear to DRUNK, I'm not GOD!

Intelligent Design

  • 12.11.2012 1:11 AM PDT

Tell him the immeasurable love of their parents creates them.

Unless there is someone divorced in his family.

  • 12.11.2012 1:17 AM PDT

If they're old enough to ask, they're old enough to know.

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Posted by: TheBestTheyHad
A crane brings them in a basket.


But who -blam!-s the crane?

  • 12.11.2012 1:37 AM PDT

Recon Number 54 -
If they are still looking, then while holding the snarl, I let drool start to drip from my mouth, I stand, curl my fingers into claws and with a hunched over crouch, I then make slow and deliberate steps towards them. When I get close enough, I let them hear my agonized and gasping growls and then, if they continue to stare, when I get within arm's reach? I kiss them on the nose, and run away giggling.

Hell.

They are sent by evil forces to torment the living with endless screams.

  • 12.11.2012 2:11 AM PDT

Posted by: IrIsHmAn04
no its legit, i used coordinates, set weapon timers the works.

Try using your brain.

You can explain it without being specific. Any parent with common sense knows this.

[Edited on 12.11.2012 2:14 AM PST]

  • 12.11.2012 2:13 AM PDT

The human element always mucks things up.

The stork and the mama go down to pound town and pass her all around.

  • 12.11.2012 2:14 AM PDT
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Explain using a venn diagram. There is almost nothing that can't be explained with a venn diagram.

  • 12.11.2012 2:18 AM PDT
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Posted by: xBADMAGIKx
Try using your brain.

You can explain it without being specific. Any parent with common sense knows this.


He's not my child.

[Edited on 12.11.2012 2:19 AM PST]

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I will find the closest not related girl to me and show the kid the process of making babies.

  • 12.11.2012 2:21 AM PDT

Posted by: IrIsHmAn04
no its legit, i used coordinates, set weapon timers the works.


Posted by: Sparkfire
Posted by: xBADMAGIKx
Try using your brain.

You can explain it without being specific. Any parent with common sense knows this.


He's not my child.


Then why are trying to explain this? If it were my child and someone else other than my wife or myself was attempting to explain this, there would be major problems.

  • 12.11.2012 2:24 AM PDT
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Posted by: xBADMAGIKx

Posted by: Sparkfire
Posted by: xBADMAGIKx
Try using your brain.

You can explain it without being specific. Any parent with common sense knows this.


He's not my child.


Then why are trying to explain this? If it were my child and someone else other than my wife or myself was attempting to explain this, there would be major problems.


The OP is vague for a reason.

[Edited on 12.11.2012 2:45 AM PST]

  • 12.11.2012 2:45 AM PDT
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Posted by: TomatoDemon
Hear that?...It's the sound of no one caring.

Your mom blew me in the backseat of a car,then we did it doggystyle and I came in like 5 seconds. 9 months and 4 years later,here you are. Well,goodnight.

  • 12.11.2012 5:23 AM PDT


Posted by: Sparkfire
To a 4 year old?


Tell them to Google it.

  • 12.11.2012 5:25 AM PDT

They come from a magical place named uterus land.

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They're mined from deep in the fiery bowels of the earth.

EDIT: Or you could just tell him or her that nobody knows and that he or she was just found as a baby in a box on the side of the road.

[Edited on 12.11.2012 6:48 AM PST]

  • 12.11.2012 6:46 AM PDT
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Posted by: Sparkfire
To a 4 year old?


Tell them to Google it.


Then I'd have to explain what a uterus is. For a human still not yet aware of their own bodily functions, that would be outside their grasp.

[Edited on 12.11.2012 7:13 AM PST]

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