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Subject: How do I explain where babies come from

Numba one Italian on da flud.


Posted by: InvasionImminent
Is it weird I never asked this as a child?


same

  • 12.11.2012 7:14 AM PDT

Two makes there more than speakers.


Posted by: InvasionImminent
Is it weird I never asked this as a child?
Somehow I already knew.

  • 12.11.2012 7:15 AM PDT
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Posted by: FJFC
Your mom blew me in the backseat of a car,then we did it doggystyle and I came in like 5 seconds. 9 months and 4 years later,here you are. Well,goodnight.
Honesty.

  • 12.11.2012 9:52 AM PDT

From a mistake

  • 12.11.2012 9:54 AM PDT
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6/15/2011 11:39 PM: bobcast [2597260] issued a 3 day ban expiring on 6/18/2011 11:39 PM.
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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.

"You are conceived by the love between your mother and father. You grow inside your mother. You start off very, very small, but after nine months, you are too big to stay inside, so you come out. That is called being born."


  • 12.11.2012 9:55 AM PDT

A Stork brings them.

[Edited on 12.11.2012 9:56 AM PST]

  • 12.11.2012 9:56 AM PDT


Posted by: Sparkfire
Posted by: Sigma Seven

Posted by: Sparkfire
To a 4 year old?


Tell them to Google it.


Then I'd have to explain what a uterus is. For a human still not yet aware of their own bodily functions, that would be outside their grasp.


Give them a university lecture on the biological functions of humans and state how humans are formed. When he says that he doesn't understand, then smile, and say, "I told you it's complicated..."

  • 12.11.2012 9:57 AM PDT

My parents told me I was conceived on a pig farm. I aint never eaten pig my whole life so that was very disturbing to know and disgusting too.

  • 12.11.2012 9:59 AM PDT
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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.


Posted by: NinjaLord77
My parents told me I was conceived on a pig farm. I aint never eaten pig my whole life so that was very disturbing to know and disgusting too.


Brings a different meaning to bringing home the bacon.

  • 12.11.2012 10:00 AM PDT

Your parents have hot kinky sex late at night.


Oh, to a 4 year old?


Still say the same thing.

  • 12.11.2012 10:01 AM PDT


Posted by: Sparkfire
To a 4 year old?

Get the book What's The Big Secrect.

  • 12.11.2012 10:06 AM PDT
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I find that Teh-Ziod is NOT attractive for the reasons
she/he does not correct format sentences, therefore for intelligent matured members of society that may interact with her/him, may find her/him UNattractive for the reason that she/he does not comprehend with their level to successfully have a conversation therefore it will be socially an awkward interaction which may be wanted to be avoided

second i do not find it physically possible for a PERSON to be a ice cream truck.

Show them this.

  • 12.11.2012 10:10 AM PDT

<3

Explain how it goes on. Just don't be explicit about it.

Say a man fertilizes a woman and then a baby grows in her stomach and then comes out.

If he doesn't understand he doesn't understand. I don't know why parents try to keep their kids innocent and child like instead of educating them.

  • 12.11.2012 10:12 AM PDT


Posted by: Toxifies
Explain how it goes on. Just don't be explicit about it.

Say a man fertilizes a woman and then a baby grows in her stomach and then comes out.

If he doesn't understand he doesn't understand. I don't know why parents try to keep their kids innocent and child like instead of educating them.

Babies come from a womb, it's under the stomach.

  • 12.11.2012 10:24 AM PDT
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Show them on the internet.

The sooner they know the earlier they will have jobs.

  • 12.11.2012 10:27 AM PDT
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Explain the FACTS in excruciating detail

  • 12.11.2012 10:44 AM PDT

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