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If you can read this, that means I'm not a Shaolin monk...

yet.

a guy in my class had to take a piss, but the teacher wouldnt let him, so eventually he wet himself and got detention and had to clean up. he's been bullied ever since.

some teachers are blam

  • 12.11.2012 3:15 AM PDT

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Posted by: TheGreenAlloy


some teachers are blam

quoted for fail

  • 12.11.2012 3:17 AM PDT

That teacher sucks.

  • 12.11.2012 3:18 AM PDT

The human element always mucks things up.

That's what you get for being a pissy.

  • 12.11.2012 3:20 AM PDT

He should've just walked out and taken a piss in the bathroom anyway.

  • 12.11.2012 3:21 AM PDT

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I wanna join him when we chew her out.

that's stupid

  • 12.11.2012 3:22 AM PDT

If you can read this, that means I'm not a Shaolin monk...

yet.


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Posted by: TheGreenAlloy


some teachers are blam

quoted for fail

on porpose

  • 12.11.2012 3:24 AM PDT

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  • 12.11.2012 3:27 AM PDT


Posted by: Porch Ninja
He should've just walked out and taken a piss in the bathroom anyway.


What I would have done. What's the teacher going to do? Can't really do anything worse than detention but it's better than pissing your pants AND getting detention.

  • 12.11.2012 3:27 AM PDT


Posted by: TheGreenAlloy
a guy in my class

Don't worry OP, we're still your friends

  • 12.11.2012 3:32 AM PDT
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he should've peed on the teachers desk.

  • 12.11.2012 3:51 AM PDT

This happens more often than you think. It happened in one of my sister's classes...

sometimes you just have to stick up for yourself, and walk out. Than argue your case, and have your parents argue the case, and don't show up for detention until you get called to court, and continue to argue your case.

^ Lawyers are awesome.

[Edited on 12.11.2012 4:12 AM PST]

  • 12.11.2012 4:11 AM PDT


Posted by: Xvise66
he should've peed on the teachers desk.


Or shoulda taken a piss on the teacher. Happened to a friend of mine as well. Cept we all had a go at the teacher for not letting him go, he was screaming to go but she still didn't let him.

  • 12.11.2012 4:23 AM PDT
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My friend nearly crapped himself once due to the teacher not letting him leave. Left the room farting. The teacher realised it was serious and didn't punish him.

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lol highschool

But seriously you actually let your teacher decide whether or not you go to the bathroom? If you got to go you got to go.

  • 12.11.2012 4:51 AM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


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That's awful. I would throw a -blam!- fit. Tell him to go to your local news. Bet they'll do a story about it.

  • 12.11.2012 4:56 AM PDT

Im sure you have a legal right to go to the toilet when you need, maybe a human right. If he really had to go however im sure he would just go anyway without permission, I would. I would rather get a detention for leaving class to go to the toilet than be bullied for my entire school life.

I am in college now though and in college you can leave classes whenever you want.

  • 12.11.2012 5:00 AM PDT

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Posted by: Geoffrey603
My friend nearly crapped himself once due to the teacher not letting him leave. Left the room farting. The teacher realised it was serious and didn't punish him.
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This happened to me when I was like seven.

I told the teacher repeatedly I had to go, she said no. I promptly went to the back of the class and peed in a trash can.

She didn't tell me no ever again.

  • 12.11.2012 5:04 AM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


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Posted by: A Good Troll
This happened to me when I was like seven.

I told the teacher repeatedly I had to go, she said no. I promptly went to the back of the class and peed in a trash can.

She didn't tell me no ever again.
Yeah, I much rather would have whipped it out than to just piss myself.

  • 12.11.2012 5:15 AM PDT
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Posted by: Koolen
lol highschool

But seriously you actually let your teacher decide whether or not you go to the bathroom? If you got to go you got to go.


Well I guess in his friends case, this held true.

  • 12.11.2012 5:16 AM PDT

Gather around the campfire, once it goes out, it's out for good.

My teacher said we had plenty of times between classes to urinate.
Guess who's going to prove her wrong today.

  • 12.11.2012 5:27 AM PDT

GAAAAYYY


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Posted by: TheGreenAlloy
a guy in my class

Don't worry OP, we're still your friends

HAHAHAH WIN

  • 12.11.2012 5:41 AM PDT


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Posted by: Porch Ninja
He should've just walked out and taken a piss in the bathroom anyway.


What I would have done. What's the teacher going to do? Can't really do anything worse than detention but it's better than pissing your pants AND getting detention.


LOL. I like it when teachers say that you're not allowed to go to the toilet when you need a piss. It's against human rights. But then you get detention for losing bladder control when it's her fault? I would've decapitated her with a machete. I am surprised he didn't walk out. In my high school a teacher blocked the door and stopped him walking out when he needed to go toilet and he tried to stab her with a pen but she wouldn't shift. Eventually he threw her against the coat pegs and wreched open the door and sprinted out just to go toilet. But he got permanently exlcuded for it which is just stupid.

[Edited on 12.11.2012 5:46 AM PST]

  • 12.11.2012 5:45 AM PDT


Posted by: Sigma Seven
Im sure you have a legal right to go to the toilet when you need, maybe a human right. If he really had to go however im sure he would just go anyway without permission, I would. I would rather get a detention for leaving class to go to the toilet than be bullied for my entire school life.

I am in college now though and in college you can leave classes whenever you want.


LOL, not in my college, only to go to toilet but at least in college you get to go toilet when you want which is a plus at least. Unlike in High School...

  • 12.11.2012 5:48 AM PDT

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