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Subject: Are you ready... TO LOL?!

BrAdLeY

Lol i read them not too long ago, Funny as F

  • 12.11.2012 6:48 AM PDT
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Oh god, i'm dying, i am going to die right here from laughter

  • 12.11.2012 6:50 AM PDT

Do not invite me to your private group. I will not join.

I accidentally applied this product to my womb raider, coin purse and coal hole after mistaking it for almond flavoured cake icing (it was my wife's birthday). Within eight minutes I was positioning myself on a railway line in a desperate attempt to remove the lower half of my body and thus relieving me of the phenomenal pain inflicted upon me by this work of unspeakable evil. Alas, my attempts were futile as all trains were cancelled due to another Veet related incident further up the line.

I drifted in and out of consciousness for the next two weeks, after which I awoke at the bottom of a railway embankment surrounded by the lifeless bodies of several species of local wildlife which had succumbed to their curiosity and strayed too close to my horrendously super-heated pubic region. The unimaginably wicked stench of the singed fur of a short-tailed weasel will haunt me for the rest of my now severely diminished days.

Following my eventual rescue by Eastern European copper thieves, I was informed by the doctors in the burns unit that, such was the biblical scale of the damage inflicted upon my gentleman's truffles, I can expect my children, my children's children and my children's children's children to be born with permanent alopecia and thus meaning my genetic legacy to the human race will be a sub-species closely resembling 80's animated TV star, Morph.

Does anybody know if they sell this in a bigger tube?

  • 12.11.2012 6:55 AM PDT

What a waste....

Thread. Saved.

Though OP, I have to ask--how did you find this gel?

  • 12.11.2012 7:04 AM PDT

So...

you can leave now.

Wow, so much for studying for my Calc 4 final in 8 hours, Thanks OP!

  • 12.11.2012 7:10 AM PDT

Do everyone a favor, get some intelligence, grow a set, bust a nut, and shut the fu­ck up.
Posted by: Anto91
you're retared for not knowing inside jokes
retard

lawls

  • 12.11.2012 7:10 AM PDT

I am an unjust ban magnet. Thank you, Qbix89, you really are a rogue moderator. I hope you get disbanded soon.

Unjust bans on the main forums: 10
Bans on the main forms: 10

Oh, please.
Try these.

[Edited on 12.11.2012 8:29 AM PST]

  • 12.11.2012 8:28 AM PDT

Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)

Oh God 10/10, would read again.

  • 12.11.2012 8:30 AM PDT

Trussingdoor is pretty kewl. He fires lasers and doesn't afraid of anything.

Win.

  • 12.11.2012 8:31 AM PDT

GGGGGGggggggggggggGGGG

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian
LOL

  • 12.11.2012 8:32 AM PDT

Life?
I have the internet and Doctor Who; i don't need a life.

I recommend diluting before use. Personally I diluted it with Deep Heat and Oven Cleaner and the resulting pain in my balls was far more bearable. Do NOT get this stuff on your bell-end.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 12.11.2012 8:52 AM PDT

lolz

  • 12.11.2012 11:53 AM PDT

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bump worthy

  • 12.11.2012 6:41 PM PDT

Well then, you somehow found my signature, nice job, so time for your prize.............FLOODIANS! ATTACK! Also, those socks do NOT make you look handsome.

roflmao

Thanks OP.

  • 12.11.2012 6:45 PM PDT

Every time I read something that I think is the stupidest thing ever and something can't replace it, something manages to replace it.

11/10

Thanks OP.

  • 12.11.2012 7:22 PM PDT


Posted by: Adamcunn
After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian
LOL

  • 12.11.2012 7:36 PM PDT
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"I know not what weapons World War III will be fought with, but I do know that World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

-Albert Einstein


Posted by: Darkm0d
Actually lol'd heartily and read some comments to my co worker.


  • 12.11.2012 7:38 PM PDT
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Did not lol.

  • 12.11.2012 7:41 PM PDT

Rain, and Jazz.
Halo: Tactical

I'm either a fool or an inteligent man, depending on how sleepy or angry I am.

I originaly made an account on 07.27.2007 but I wanted to link my GT and made this account. Don't forget your passwords!

This is gold!

  • 12.12.2012 7:30 PM PDT
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hahaha that's good -blam!- man

  • 12.12.2012 7:36 PM PDT

Vinyl Scratch knows how to get the feeling alright
We are going to dance and party tonight
Tonight is the night that we're gonna lose it
So spin that record Vinyl Scratch, and never stop the music.

But what about this?

  • 12.12.2012 7:37 PM PDT

The human element always mucks things up.

People actually say knob?

  • 12.12.2012 7:37 PM PDT

Life?
I have the internet and Doctor Who; i don't need a life.

yay
this thread again

  • 12.12.2012 7:38 PM PDT

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.

LOL

  • 12.12.2012 7:39 PM PDT

"Halo! Its divine wind will rush through the stars, propelling all who are worthy along the path to salvation."

I feel sad for his knob and bollocks.

  • 12.12.2012 7:39 PM PDT

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