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  • 12.11.2012 8:15 AM PDT
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Man, the Flood really has sex on the brain this morning.

  • 12.11.2012 8:16 AM PDT

Why don't we just share the hill?

no.

  • 12.11.2012 8:16 AM PDT

That's retarded. Why would you say "dem buns" or "dat ass" when feeling someone's ass?

  • 12.11.2012 8:16 AM PDT

Pootis

Tactical lock inbound.

  • 12.11.2012 8:16 AM PDT

with my girlfriend i squeeze her nipples and say "dem nips"

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  • 12.11.2012 8:16 AM PDT
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Posted by: CND AAA Beef
morning


EDIT:

Posted by: keeno 111
when I'm in bed with my girlfriend


>implying

[Edited on 12.11.2012 8:19 AM PST]

  • 12.11.2012 8:16 AM PDT

Rustled Jimmies

because dat ass sounds better

  • 12.11.2012 8:16 AM PDT
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Posted by: CND AAA Beef
morning


>implying
In my time zone, at least.

  • 12.11.2012 8:17 AM PDT

Ya, buns and thighs.

  • 12.11.2012 8:18 AM PDT

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but the buns are near her face...

  • 12.11.2012 8:18 AM PDT


Posted by: keeno 111

Posted by: ABotelho
That's retarded. Why would you say "dem buns" or "dat ass" when feeling someone's ass?

You just say 'aww babe dem buns'

You're not in a porno.

  • 12.11.2012 8:22 AM PDT
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Posted by: keeno 111
Do you date rocks?



You got a problem with that? punk?

  • 12.11.2012 8:26 AM PDT


Posted by: keeno 111
Do you date rocks? there is nothing wrong with being a bit cheeky and playful. Women like a bit of that stuff it helps the froth.

Nah, that stuff is totally cheesy and cliche. Telling her she's beautiful or something sure, but saying "aww, you have such a nice ass" is -blam!- weird.

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  • 12.11.2012 8:26 AM PDT

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It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


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Posted by: CND AAA Beef
Man, the Flood really has sex on the brain this morning.


Should I fetch the emasculators?

  • 12.11.2012 8:27 AM PDT


Posted by: keeno 111

Posted by: ABotelho

Posted by: keeno 111
Do you date rocks? there is nothing wrong with being a bit cheeky and playful. Women like a bit of that stuff it helps the froth.

Nah, that stuff is totally cheesy and cliche. Telling her she's beautiful or something sure, but saying "aww, you have such a nice ass" is -blam!- weird.


So what you are saying is you tell her she was beautiful and pretty while you try insert your gummy snake? I wouldn't want my girlfriend to cry on me during the act sheesh. I make her feel sexy and expose her inner lady.

What the -blam!-?

  • 12.11.2012 8:33 AM PDT
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No, then again I'm not really a fan of talking in that situation, unless it's begging or 'Yes Master', that's fine and somewhat encouraged.

  • 12.11.2012 8:43 AM PDT

*enters thread*
*sees we are talking about sex and relationships*
*goes to the corner and cries*

  • 12.11.2012 8:51 AM PDT
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Posted by: keeno 111
Are you Mr slave?
Other way around.

  • 12.11.2012 8:52 AM PDT

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