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Subject: Do girls care about their dump size as much as guys?

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When you're a guy (... I mean like, A REAL GUYLY GUY), when you fire of a big one, you can't help be be filled with pride. However, seeing as i'm not a girl, I can't tell if girls feel the same.

  • 12.11.2012 11:19 AM PDT

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  • 12.11.2012 11:20 AM PDT
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Why So Serious?

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Can't say 'pride' is something I've ever felt looking at my own feces.

  • 12.11.2012 11:20 AM PDT
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I was mad earlier.

I took what felt to be a massive big one, made sure not to pinch it off early, and looked down to discover it was a torpedo that had disappeared 50% into the toilet hole.

I could not marvel at its greatness.

  • 12.11.2012 11:21 AM PDT

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It's because social perception of girls being clean and untainted. Personally, I could listen to a pretty girl blabber on about their most recent -blam!- they made and still think they're hot- it doesn't phase me at all.

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  • 12.11.2012 11:22 AM PDT

Okay when i release a load the size of my garbage dump, i do feel pride but at the same time confusion. Knowing girls they probably get embarrassed or ashamed.

  • 12.11.2012 11:22 AM PDT

I'm...supposed to be proud of crap?

  • 12.11.2012 11:22 AM PDT

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Posted by: Not The Joker
Can't say 'pride' is something I've ever felt looking at my own feces.

  • 12.11.2012 11:23 AM PDT

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Posted by: SOME cGUY789
I'm...supposed to be proud of crap?


If you were the mother of a healthy, hefty baby, wouldn't you be proud, too? Same goes for males and their food babies.

  • 12.11.2012 11:24 AM PDT

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  • 12.11.2012 11:24 AM PDT
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You know that you need to get laid when you're proud of the -blam!- that you produce.

  • 12.11.2012 11:25 AM PDT

<3

I'm a guy and I don't really feel anything except relief when I fire off a big one.

I didn't know guys cared about that.

  • 12.11.2012 11:26 AM PDT
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Everyone's trying to pretend like they've never taken a dump so crazy they had to tell someone about it.

  • 12.11.2012 11:27 AM PDT

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  • 12.11.2012 11:28 AM PDT

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Posted by: Not The Joker
Can't say 'pride' is something I've ever felt looking at my own feces.

  • 12.11.2012 11:31 AM PDT

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Yep. I'm afraid the days of the leave it to beaver style dump are behind us now. This new age is a bunch of Justin Bieber sissies who are ashamed of their own bodily functions.

  • 12.11.2012 11:31 AM PDT

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Who . . . the -blam!- cares about the size of . . . that is just ridiculous

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  • 12.11.2012 11:32 AM PDT

Im not filled with pride when my dump is so big I have to plunge it down the toilet.. If anything its the opposite feeling.

[Edited on 12.11.2012 11:33 AM PST]

  • 12.11.2012 11:33 AM PDT

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Posted by: YouAreBlinking
Yep. I'm afraid the days of the leave it to beaver style dump are behind us now. This new age is a bunch of Justin Bieber sissies who are ashamed of their own bodily functions.
No its just most of us don't give a damn, just take a crap and move on. There's nothing to be proud of...

  • 12.11.2012 11:34 AM PDT

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Brain says 'No, that's ugly', body says 'ugly is fine with me'.

I have this friend. Real petite girl. Thin cute. Innocent looking really. One day while I slept in at their dorm. she goes to the restroom. Does her business.

Half hour later, I get up and walk to the restroom. Toilet seat down, all 2. Nothing smells. I open it. and o.O

This pile of -blam!- goo clogged up in there maaan. i was like WHOOOA! All of that from her!

Was pretty funny.

  • 12.11.2012 11:36 AM PDT

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Posted by: Razgriz Berkut
I have this friend. Real petite girl. Thin cute. Innocent looking really. One day while I slept in at their dorm. she goes to the restroom. Does her business.

Half hour later, I get up and walk to the restroom. Toilet seat down, all 2. Nothing smells. I open it. and o.O

This pile of -blam!- goo clogged up in there maaan. i was like WHOOOA! All of that from her!

Was pretty funny.
That's sexy

  • 12.11.2012 11:39 AM PDT

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No one cares as much about their -blam!- as much as you do, dude.

  • 12.11.2012 11:42 AM PDT


Posted by: brandorobot
Everyone's trying to pretend like they've never taken a dump so crazy they had to tell someone about it.


I know this is true.
Deep down inside, I know you guys are proud of your poo.

  • 12.11.2012 11:44 AM PDT


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Posted by: jacobwseibers

Posted by: Not The Joker
Can't say 'pride' is something I've ever felt looking at my own feces.

  • 12.11.2012 11:45 AM PDT

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