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Subject: You are at a bar.

Proud Spartan II, COG soldier, Hero of time, and crowbar wielding scientist.

You're at a tall, circular table, sitting in a tall padded chair. A man next to you is smoking.
Another man sits across from you, but the light nearby illuminates his hat, showering his face in a thick veil of shadow and smoke.
There is a card game between you two, and you are losing.
You've already gambled all of your money, and you finger your pistol, just in case you can't worm your way out of this one.
The man sets his beer down.
A full house.
You curse under your breath and stand up, but his arm grabs yours. He looks up, and shows a wise weathered face, with a short gray stubble on his chin.
You tense your muscles for a fight... But you recognize this man.
The man is Recon.
Wat do?

[Edited on 12.11.2012 11:55 AM PST]

  • 12.11.2012 11:50 AM PDT

"Banhammer" - Post anything on the Waypoint forums -50g
Never forget:
Porch Day
lolReach
Gen Petitt Day
Night of the Living Alts

Recon gambles?

  • 12.11.2012 11:51 AM PDT

For Carnage Apply Within BEST GROUP EVAR!!!

Second

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  • 12.11.2012 11:51 AM PDT

A daring escape. Isn't it obvious?

  • 12.11.2012 11:52 AM PDT
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Your 'beliefs' mean less than dick to me.

Blow him away.

  • 12.11.2012 11:52 AM PDT

BrAdLeY

Well if that man was a suit of armour in which you claim for him to be, How can he grab my arm?

  • 12.11.2012 11:52 AM PDT

*whimper* "am i banned?"

  • 12.11.2012 11:53 AM PDT

A daring escape. Obviously.
Edit
Whoops, double post

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  • 12.11.2012 11:53 AM PDT

"Banhammer" - Post anything on the Waypoint forums -50g
Never forget:
Porch Day
lolReach
Gen Petitt Day
Night of the Living Alts


Posted by: EpicWaffles
Second
Nice spam

Reported

  • 12.11.2012 11:53 AM PDT
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Foman is my favorite moderator. <3


Posted by: Etrnlknightmare
short gray stubble on his chin.

Fake Recon.

Shoot him.

  • 12.11.2012 11:54 AM PDT
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Who is the other man?

  • 12.11.2012 11:54 AM PDT

Life?
I have the internet and Doctor Who; i don't need a life.

snog him and steal everything on his side of the table in the process.

  • 12.11.2012 11:55 AM PDT

Pray.

  • 12.11.2012 11:55 AM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3

Cry.

  • 12.11.2012 11:56 AM PDT
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I smile.

  • 12.11.2012 11:56 AM PDT

*reminisces when the Bungie/Halo community wasn't made up of CoD kids*
*sighs*
*activates time-machine and sets the clock back to Nov. 9, 2004*
glory days here I come..
*vanishes*

Pull Dat trigga cuz ima gold digga I be a real killa

  • 12.11.2012 11:56 AM PDT

Don't LOL if you aren't L'inOL.

Halo: Reach
Halo 3
Halo ODST

That's wrong though. Recon isn't that cool.

  • 12.11.2012 11:56 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

We meet at last old man. The circle is now complete. When we last knew each other I was but the learner, now I am the master.

  • 12.11.2012 11:57 AM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

Wait, I do not gamble!

  • 12.11.2012 11:57 AM PDT

I flip my cards and reveal a Royal Flush and take my money and walk into the sunset.

  • 12.11.2012 11:59 AM PDT

RIP Ginger

Spring 1997 - 6 January 2012

Ask him to put his cigarette/cigar out.

  • 12.11.2012 12:01 PM PDT
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Halo CE- Amazing
Halo 2- Revolutionary
Halo 3- Masterpiece
Halo Reach- The Black Sheep of the bunch
Halo 4- Incredible

Did you know that 93% of all statistics on the internet are made up on the spot, and that 68% of readers believe them?

Sneakily text Foman under the table and call for back up...this is gonna get messy.

  • 12.11.2012 12:03 PM PDT

ooga booga boooh

just take the ban he deals and accept your fate.

  • 12.11.2012 12:13 PM PDT

Take me into your heart! Accept me as your savior! Nail me to the -blam!- cross, and let me be reborn!

Posted by: SHOTTY SNIP3R
I flip my cards and reveal a Royal Flush and take my money and walk into the sunset.
yeah ok buddy lol

  • 12.11.2012 12:16 PM PDT

“Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the corps just blew up our raggedy ass fleet!” -Sgt. Johnson

I wouldn't be in this situation because I am only 18, therefore I would not be allowed in the bar.

  • 12.11.2012 12:16 PM PDT

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