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Subject: How To Get A Girl In Your Pants

It's quite simple really. Just take or ask for a girl's phone and put it in your pocket. Don't give it back and after a while they will have to reach in themselves and get it. So I wasn't lying...and it does work. All you forever alones out there give it a try.

  • 12.11.2012 1:11 PM PDT

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Honestly, this is a good cover up for all the idiots who won't know its a cover up .

inb4lock. Reported.

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  • 12.11.2012 1:11 PM PDT
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I put candy in mine

  • 12.11.2012 1:11 PM PDT

What happens if instead of reaching in she calls the cops and you get arrested for theft.

  • 12.11.2012 1:13 PM PDT

Why don't we just share the hill?

Just use force.

  • 12.11.2012 1:14 PM PDT

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Posted by: LJ 248
What happens if instead of reaching in she calls the cops and you get arrested for theft.

She can't because you have her phone.

  • 12.11.2012 1:14 PM PDT

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Posted by: LJ 248
What happens if instead of reaching in she calls the cops and you get arrested for theft.


But if you took her phone?

  • 12.11.2012 1:15 PM PDT

Alt account #4 because i can!

girls have done similar things with my phone, thinking i wouldnt reach for it. too bad i did. got my phone and a handful of titty

  • 12.11.2012 1:16 PM PDT

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This is sad, OP.

  • 12.11.2012 1:16 PM PDT


Posted by: Metalignus

Posted by: LJ 248
What happens if instead of reaching in she calls the cops and you get arrested for theft.


But if you took her phone?

Oops, didn't think about that. This plan is now foolproof!

  • 12.11.2012 1:17 PM PDT

BrAdLeY

Dam im gonna try that thanks!!

  • 12.11.2012 1:18 PM PDT

Lol @ people who can't call 911 without a cellphone.

  • 12.11.2012 1:19 PM PDT
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Genius

  • 12.11.2012 1:20 PM PDT

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Posted by: Prophet0fValor
Lol @ people who can't call 911 without a cellphone.
For a lot of teenagers today, many of them can't even function without a cell phone.

  • 12.11.2012 1:20 PM PDT

"It is the cruelest fate, to have written words that meant well and see them made wicked and unwise. What was meant to encourage life, used instead to justify taking it."

1. Take a picture of a woman.
2. Place the picture in your pants.
3. ?????
4. Profit.

  • 12.11.2012 1:21 PM PDT

Watch out. If I post in your thread, chances are it'll die. I've been cursed, and if I kill your thread, I'm sorry.

Or you could simply give a girl a pair of your pants that you don't plan on wearing anymore.

  • 12.11.2012 1:21 PM PDT

its a revelation

  • 12.11.2012 1:24 PM PDT