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Subject: How do you get a weirdo to leave you alone?

"Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive"

There's this one guy that honestly believes he's my best friend even though I clearly show how much I dislike him. He keeps calling my name as if we're bestfriends and butting into conersations I have with my friends as if he's part of our group. Now it's getting really annoying cause he keeps touching me, and it's creeping me out.

I now even resort to telling him straight up that I think he's weird and I don't like him, at all, yet he doesn't leave me alone. God, this kid is annoying!

so... what would you do?

[Edited on 12.11.2012 3:03 PM PST]

  • 12.11.2012 3:03 PM PDT

"It is the cruelest fate, to have written words that meant well and see them made wicked and unwise. What was meant to encourage life, used instead to justify taking it."

Lick him. Out-weirdo the weirdo.

  • 12.11.2012 3:04 PM PDT

tell him u like men, oh wait that might actually backfire...

[Edited on 12.11.2012 3:07 PM PST]

  • 12.11.2012 3:05 PM PDT


Posted by: DngerlyAwkwrd
Lick him. Out-weirdo the weirdo.
Genius.

  • 12.11.2012 3:05 PM PDT

Welcome.
You have just entered my mind. Please sign the contract before continuing further into this black hole to acknowledge I am not at fault if any mental/physical damage is caused to you whilst viewing my history. If any damage to yourself is caused, please call your whaambulance for advice.

Just show your affection to another guy. Then he'll be off you. :P

  • 12.11.2012 3:06 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

stick in his pooper or toast envelope
If that fails, fire the main cannon

  • 12.11.2012 3:06 PM PDT

Tell him you're not -blam!-.

  • 12.11.2012 3:07 PM PDT
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Two movies you should watch: Fight Club and Pineapple Express

"Wait. What do you mean, it's dead?"
"If marijuana is not legal within the next five years I have no faith left in humanity, period. Everyone likes smoking weed. They have for thousands of years. They're not going to stop anytime soon. You know? It makes everything better. Makes food taste better, makes music better. It makes sex feel better for God's sake. It makes -blam!- movies better you know?"


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Posted by: DngerlyAwkwrd
Lick him. Out-weirdo the weirdo.
Genius.

That or just punch him if he can't honestly get the picture.

  • 12.11.2012 3:07 PM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."

Hit him. If a solid punch in the face doesn't get the point across, this kid is too thick in the skull for words.

  • 12.11.2012 3:08 PM PDT

"Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive"


Posted by: Bigfoot1010

Posted by: No Derp

Posted by: DngerlyAwkwrd
Lick him. Out-weirdo the weirdo.
Genius.

That or just punch him if he can't honestly get the picture.


Dude, you don't know, i've already shoved him into a bunch of computers, he started crying after everyone laughed at him, yet 10 minutes later he comes back talking to me as if we're bestfriends.

And the touching still hasn't stopped -___-

[Edited on 12.11.2012 3:09 PM PST]

  • 12.11.2012 3:09 PM PDT

Use a taiser.

  • 12.11.2012 3:09 PM PDT

flare gun

  • 12.11.2012 3:10 PM PDT


Posted by: msonic98

Posted by: Bigfoot1010

Posted by: No Derp

Posted by: DngerlyAwkwrd
Lick him. Out-weirdo the weirdo.
Genius.

That or just punch him if he can't honestly get the picture.


Dude, you don't know, i've already shoved him into a bunch of computers, he started crying after everyone laughed at him, yet 10 minutes later he comes back talking to me as if we're bestfriends.

And the touching still hasn't stopped -___-

Run, OP. I've met people like that. They won't stop no matter what you do.

And you better run fast

  • 12.11.2012 3:10 PM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."


Posted by: msonic98

Posted by: Bigfoot1010

Posted by: No Derp

Posted by: DngerlyAwkwrd
Lick him. Out-weirdo the weirdo.
Genius.

That or just punch him if he can't honestly get the picture.


Dude, you don't know, i've already shoved him into a bunch of computers, he started crying after everyone laughed at him, yet 10 minutes later he comes back talking to me as if we're bestfriends.

And the touching still hasn't stopped -___-
Then just keep abusing him. Unless he's a complete idiot, or just a masochist, he'll eventually go away.

  • 12.11.2012 3:12 PM PDT

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lube.

Get a restraining order.

  • 12.11.2012 3:13 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

inb4aparodythreadfromthenerd'sperspective

  • 12.11.2012 3:13 PM PDT

Just say you better check yo self before you wreck yo self cuz I'm bad for your health I come real stealth droppin bombs on your mom. (Ice Cube)

  • 12.11.2012 3:14 PM PDT

Eh, just give him a chance. Talk to him some but not too much.

  • 12.11.2012 3:16 PM PDT
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Two movies you should watch: Fight Club and Pineapple Express

"Wait. What do you mean, it's dead?"
"If marijuana is not legal within the next five years I have no faith left in humanity, period. Everyone likes smoking weed. They have for thousands of years. They're not going to stop anytime soon. You know? It makes everything better. Makes food taste better, makes music better. It makes sex feel better for God's sake. It makes -blam!- movies better you know?"

Hmm... idk then lol. Two things I'm thinking. Have him initiated in a jump in but tell him that it was really just because everyone thinks he's weird and hates him because of it. Or tell him to meet you some place and don't show up. Idealistically though tell him he's weird and needs to grow up and if he doesn't stop you'll kick his ass.

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Posted by: Bigfoot1010

Posted by: No Derp

Posted by: DngerlyAwkwrd
Lick him. Out-weirdo the weirdo.
Genius.

That or just punch him if he can't honestly get the picture.


Dude, you don't know, i've already shoved him into a bunch of computers, he started crying after everyone laughed at him, yet 10 minutes later he comes back talking to me as if we're bestfriends.

And the touching still hasn't stopped -___-

  • 12.11.2012 3:16 PM PDT

On the Left

Godshatter: I can go all the way with someone without being attracted to them.
CamCamm: How does that work?
Godshatter: I'm easily aroused by anything that moves. It's a curse.
Brain says 'No, that's ugly', body says 'ugly is fine with me'.

Hmmm, the Flood sure is bipolar.

  • 12.11.2012 3:18 PM PDT

Go back to Runescape.

Seems like he's just really lonely. Introduce him to someone who might actually enjoy his company.

If that seems impossible, show him 4chan, trap him in the void.

  • 12.11.2012 3:20 PM PDT
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But...but...I just want be your friend.

:(

  • 12.11.2012 3:28 PM PDT

"Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive"

That's a good idea, i'm just scared he might start talking to me everyday about all the s*** he saw or did there that I don't care about.

  • 12.11.2012 3:29 PM PDT

Why not stop by my File Share while you're here?

~Long Live Halo 2
Only regret is I didn't play more of it.

If you haven't noticed by now, I'm sort of a jerk.

Next time he comes up to you tell him:
Oh, it's you! You're my favorite, you are. You know why? Cause you're so... thick! You're Mr. Thick Thick Thickety Thickface from Thicktown, Thickania. And so's your dad!

  • 12.11.2012 4:19 PM PDT

My honor student can beat up your honor student.

End a conversation by saying you're gonna go whack off. Works every time.

Unless they're into that. In which case you're out of luck.

  • 12.11.2012 4:20 PM PDT

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