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Posted by: Atomic Tea
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Posted by: Atomic Tea
celery and peanut butter.I don't think so. People these days are so ignorant of diet, and eat food that is so unhealthy, the effects of the celery are virtually cancelled out. Not only by the fatty, processed peanut butter, but by everything else they eat. The only reason someone's sorry ass should be eating celery, is if they're eating it with nothing else on it. When eaten plain, you actually burn calories digesting it. It's pathetic to me that people have to cover their vegetables with fat just so they can get over their feeble distaste for them.
OP has obviously never heard of real peanut butter.Think again dip-blam!-. I would never eat that processed peanut butter bull-blam!-. It has like 100 calories from fat per spoonful. I eat so healthfully, I actually intake sources of fat from things like avocado, and none other than real, unprocessed peanut butter. How about you take things into consideration before you say something so downright ignorant. For the most part I eat nothing but whole foods, such as eggs, broccoli, sweet potato, oatmeal, apples, bananas, turkey. Things of that nature. I don't eat bull-blam!- processed foods that the ignorant blind sheep we call america mindlessly shove down their throats. You disgust me.
Avaunt! What affront didst thou just proclaimest against my honour, foul knave? I would that thou knowest I was knighted by King Richard the Lionheart himself, and I've taken part in numerous holy Crusades against the Saracen dogs, and I have slain over 300 heathens. I am trained in siege warfare and I'm the fairest knight in the entire kingdom. Thou'rt nothing to me, merely another knave. I shall smite thee with precision the likes of which has never been witnessed before in all of Christendom, markest my damned words. Thou believest thou wouldst escape retribution for such honourless words over the Internet? Methinks not, peasant. As we speaketh now I am contacting my secret network of spies across the whole of England and word of thy whereabouts is being delivered to me at this very moment so thou shouldst preparest for the storm, knave. The storm that purges Christendom of the pathetic thing thou callest an existence. Thou'rt already passed, peasant. I can be anywhere, at any time, and I can slay thee in over seven hundred ways, and that's merely with the hilt of my sword. Not only am I extensively trained in swordsmanship, but I have access to the entire serjeanty of my lord King Richard and I will use it to its fullest extent to purge thy wretched soul from the face of the continent, foul knave. If only thou couldst have known what holy retribution thy wretched "clever" comment wouldst bring down upon thee, perhaps thou wouldst have held thy serpent tongue.