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Subject: The worst situations possible thread,

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Alright Flood, in this thread we come up with the WORST possible situations someone could be in.

First Rules:
- Follow all b.net rules
- No genocide, war, or anything religious or political

I'll start.

Having open heart surgery while you're awake without anesthesia.

Your turn.

  • 12.11.2012 8:03 PM PDT

Being buried alive.

  • 12.11.2012 8:03 PM PDT

''Hell is other people.''

Having open heart surgery while you're awake without anesthesia.

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"Hoc volo sic iubeo. Sit pro rationes voluntas." - Juvenal

"Scio me nihil scire." - Socrates

1984

  • 12.11.2012 8:03 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

Having to preform surgery on your self.

  • 12.11.2012 8:04 PM PDT

The HELL you are! These are precious gifts to me and they are non-transferable! How dare you regift my challenge prize. You might as well hock a wedding ring for beer money. -DeeJ

Go through the Forum Ninja initiation.

  • 12.11.2012 8:04 PM PDT

Having smexy time with someone of your own gender, then your mother comes into the room D:

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"I know not what weapons World War III will be fought with, but I do know that World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

-Albert Einstein


Posted by: ImperialAdmiral
Alright Flood, in this thread we come up with the WORST possible situations someone could be in.

First Rules:
- Follow all b.net rules
- No genocide, war, or anything religious or political

I'll start.

Having open heart surgery while you're awake without anesthesia.

Your turn.


Getting shot multiple times by multiple people while listening to a medley of Justin Beiber, Nicki Minaj, and Nickelback while watching an infinite loop of every Nicholas Cage movie ever.

  • 12.11.2012 8:04 PM PDT

I am Brosidon, King of the Brocean

Contracting...

SUPIR CANS3R

  • 12.11.2012 8:05 PM PDT

Pouring a bowl of cereal into a bowl only to find out after that you lack milk.

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Eating the last slice of pie.

  • 12.11.2012 8:05 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

An mutant falls in love with you
Kidnaps you
You know what happens next.

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Drowning in fire.

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Posted by: SGT Rhino 76

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral
Alright Flood, in this thread we come up with the WORST possible situations someone could be in.

First Rules:
- Follow all b.net rules
- No genocide, war, or anything religious or political

I'll start.

Having open heart surgery while you're awake without anesthesia.

Your turn.


Getting shot multiple times by multiple people while listening to a medley of Justin Beiber, Nicki Minaj, and Nickelback while watching an infinite loop of every Nicholas Cage movie ever...

...Buffering on IE with constant adds from Crocs

  • 12.11.2012 8:06 PM PDT
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Steam - slamt4stic
Live - SLAMt4stic

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Having your leg caught in large yet slowly moving gears. There is nothing you or anyone can do but wait for the excruciating pain and very slow death to come.

  • 12.11.2012 8:08 PM PDT
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Posted by: SGT Rhino 76

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral
Alright Flood, in this thread we come up with the WORST possible situations someone could be in.

First Rules:
- Follow all b.net rules
- No genocide, war, or anything religious or political

I'll start.

Having open heart surgery while you're awake without anesthesia.

Your turn.


Getting shot multiple times by multiple people while listening to a medley of Justin Beiber, Nicki Minaj, and Nickelback while watching an infinite loop of every Nicholas Cage movie ever.


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Disney now owns Jar Jar Binks, by the way.

  • 12.11.2012 8:09 PM PDT

I'm kind of a big deal.

Living in a world without Nutella.

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Going on a blind date and the girl is taller than you.

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No toilet paper.

  • 12.11.2012 8:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: mister death
An mutant falls in love with you
Kidnaps you
You know what happens next.


He fixes the Cable?

  • 12.11.2012 8:18 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.

Performing surgery on your own nuts. Can't see it getting much worse.

  • 12.11.2012 8:20 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.

Stepping on a Lego.

There's nothing worse then that.

  • 12.11.2012 8:21 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: A Stolen Fruit
Stepping on a Lego.

There's nothing worse then that.


What about stepping on a broken lego?

  • 12.11.2012 8:22 PM PDT

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