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Subject: Dorm Bathrooms are disgusting.

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Posted by: ODSTworrior94
I heard that all the guys in my hall are leaving a "present" for the cleaning maid; they're all going to poop in one big pile in the middle of the floor.


Enjoy your hall-wide charges for having to clean that up.

  • 12.11.2012 9:02 PM PDT
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Yep... the fact that some people walk barefoot in there is even more disgusting (especially the showers).

  • 12.11.2012 9:02 PM PDT

Gather around the campfire, once it goes out, it's out for good.

-blam!- do you think I give a -blam!- about how unsatisfactory the janitorial duties are on the premises of the location you are getting a first class education? I was born Southern Cuba and lived my entire days in complete poverty while trying to scrape together money by whoring myself out to local -blam!-s willing to pleasure themselves for half a weeks pension. I had old and decrepit men ejaculate in my ass, to feed my family. I couldn't take it anymore, I smuggled myself among rat feces and hardened potatoes on a boat to Columbia when I was 11 to escape the horrors of Granma. Only to find myself in the hands of another -blam!-, this time they were even more ruthless, they would rub chemical into my prostate and laugh as I squeal in agony. By the time I had circulated through enough hands to North America, my -blam!- was simply a sagging balloon empty of air but too stretched to release what air is left. I was emotionless, no thoughts, just eat and sleep and whatever they decide to sodomize me with just happened. I was an object. To be thrown away and discarded. And now you're here, complaining about how filthy the place where you drop your crap is? I had my excrement compounded back up into my colon and had dysentery treated with unground methamphetamine. Go -blam!- yourself, man. You're a pathetic and arrogant -blam!- being.

  • 12.11.2012 9:02 PM PDT

Subject: If you saw a meteor coming toward Earth, what would you do?Posted by: juniorbandit96
Butter my ass, turn around, spread open my butt cheeks, and say "Right here mutha-blam!-a!!"

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Goodness Gracious

  • 12.11.2012 9:04 PM PDT
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Posted by: eggsalad
-blam!- do you think I give a -blam!- about how unsatisfactory the janitorial duties are on the premises of the location you are getting a first class education? I was born Southern Cuba and lived my entire days in complete poverty while trying to scrape together money by whoring myself out to local -blam!-s willing to pleasure themselves for half a weeks pension. I had old and decrepit men ejaculate in my ass, to feed my family. I couldn't take it anymore, I smuggled myself among rat feces and hardened potatoes on a boat to Columbia when I was 11 to escape the horrors of Granma. Only to find myself in the hands of another -blam!-, this time they were even more ruthless, they would rub chemical into my prostate and laugh as I squeal in agony. By the time I had circulated through enough hands to North America, my -blam!- was simply a sagging balloon empty of air but too stretched to release what air is left. I was emotionless, no thoughts, just eat and sleep and whatever they decide to sodomize me with just happened. I was an object. To be thrown away and discarded. And now you're here, complaining about how filthy the place where you drop your crap is? I had my excrement compounded back up into my colon and had dysentery treated with unground methamphetamine. Go -blam!- yourself, man. You're a pathetic and arrogant -blam!- being.


What the -blam!- did you just -blam!- say about me, you little -blam!-? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my -blam!- words. You think you can get away with saying that -blam!- to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're -blam!- dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little -blam!-. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!- tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will -blam!- fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're -blam!- dead, kiddo.

  • 12.11.2012 9:06 PM PDT
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  • 12.11.2012 9:08 PM PDT

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Posted by: ODSTworrior94
I heard that all the guys in my hall are leaving a "present" for the cleaning maid; they're all going to poop in one big pile in the middle of the floor.


Enjoy your hall-wide charges for having to clean that up.

Never said I was going to do it...

  • 12.11.2012 9:10 PM PDT

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Posted by: ODSTworrior94
Never said I was going to do it...

Doesn't matter. Unless they find out who did it, everyone in the building will be charged.

  • 12.11.2012 9:10 PM PDT

Subject: If you saw a meteor coming toward Earth, what would you do?Posted by: juniorbandit96
Butter my ass, turn around, spread open my butt cheeks, and say "Right here mutha-blam!-a!!"

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Posted by: ODSTworrior94
Posted by: roman arrow12
Posted by: ODSTworrior94
I heard that all the guys in my hall are leaving a "present" for the cleaning maid; they're all going to poop in one big pile in the middle of the floor.


Enjoy your hall-wide charges for having to clean that up.

Never said I was going to do it...
If it's not in a personal room, everyone pays.
Unless someone fesses and pays

  • 12.11.2012 9:11 PM PDT

Giggity Giggity Goo - Quagmire

I once accidentally flushed my sock down my friends dorm toilet once. I say accidentally because I was changing in the clothes and I had a sock in my pile of clothes I was holding and it fell in. I didn't wish to retrieve it from that wretched hive of scum and villainy so I flushed it down the toilet.

  • 12.11.2012 9:24 PM PDT

I remember when I used this space to put cool looking links to my chapters back in the day. I don't even know why I'm using it now. Why are you even reading this? You must be interested in me. Still reading?

Community bathrooms I see...

I feel sorry for you. I typed this from the privacy of my own personal toilet in my own bathroom in my dorm.

  • 12.11.2012 9:26 PM PDT
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6/15/2011 11:39 PM: bobcast [2597260] issued a 3 day ban expiring on 6/18/2011 11:39 PM.
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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.

No, you're just disgusting.

  • 12.11.2012 9:27 PM PDT

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