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Subject: The Entire UNSC vs. Batman

Poll: The Entire UNSC vs. Batman  [closed]
1 year:  5%
(1 Votes)
1 month:  5%
(1 Votes)
1 day:  5%
(1 Votes)
They would surrender immediately:  33%
(7 Votes)
Forever. Batman would spare them.:  52%
(11 Votes)
Total Votes: 21

How long would the UNSC last in a fight?

  • 12.11.2012 9:50 PM PDT

Why would Batman fight one of the organizations he already owns?

  • 12.11.2012 9:51 PM PDT
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I don't like Star Wars, so I wouldn't know.

  • 12.11.2012 9:52 PM PDT


Posted by: burritosenior
Why would Batman fight one of the organizations he already owns?

  • 12.11.2012 9:52 PM PDT

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  • 12.11.2012 9:52 PM PDT

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You don't get it. Crossover events where hero fights hero always end the same. They end up fighting an amalgam of their worst enemies. In this case, likely the Joker at the command of the composer.

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  • 12.11.2012 9:53 PM PDT

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Dude, the UNSC will surrender to me instantly if they know what' good for them. I might get out my Spartan-repellent Batspray!

  • 12.11.2012 9:53 PM PDT


Posted by: burritosenior
Why would Batman fight one of the organizations he already owns?
Good point. I hadn't thought of that.

Maybe he bought them as a group he could practice defeating to keep himself busy on the weekends.

  • 12.11.2012 9:53 PM PDT

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  • 12.11.2012 9:53 PM PDT

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Forever. Batman would spare them, he is a noble person.

  • 12.11.2012 9:53 PM PDT


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
You don't get it. Crossover events where hero fights hero always end the same. They end up fighting an amalgam of their worst enemies. In this case, likely the Joker at the command of the composer.
Oh god that would be scary.

But it would be more likely that The Joker gets infected by the flood and becomes part of the grave-mind.

Ra's Al Gull gets control of the composer.

  • 12.11.2012 9:58 PM PDT

Batman would be dead in an hour.

You all know in your souls it's true.

  • 12.11.2012 9:59 PM PDT


Posted by: KranBe
Batman would be dead in an hour.

You all know in your souls it's true.
No he wouldn't lol. Batman could take out all the spartans naked. Try using your brain next time. Brain > Soul

  • 12.11.2012 10:01 PM PDT

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Batman would get blasted to pieces in minutes, if not seconds.



Really, the whole "Batman beats everything" schtick is getting old. Get some new ideas, people.

  • 12.11.2012 10:04 PM PDT

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  • 12.11.2012 10:06 PM PDT


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Posted by: KranBe
Batman would be dead in an hour.

You all know in your souls it's true.
No he wouldn't lol. Batman could take out all the spartans naked. Try using your brain next time. Brain > Soul


Batman's utility belt doesn't have a spaceship.

Surprising, really, it's got everything else. Maybe in the next movie.

But anyway, Batman's theory of "If I don't use a gun, than nobody elses gun can hit me" falls apart when you go up against an opponent who's 10x stronger than you, and is perfectly willing to beat you into pulp when their gun doesn't hit.

  • 12.11.2012 10:12 PM PDT


Posted by: KranBe

Posted by: xtcarnage15586

Posted by: KranBe
Batman would be dead in an hour.

You all know in your souls it's true.
No he wouldn't lol. Batman could take out all the spartans naked. Try using your brain next time. Brain > Soul


Batman's utility belt doesn't have a spaceship.

Surprising, really, it's got everything else. Maybe in the next movie.

But anyway, Batman's theory of "If I don't use a gun, than nobody elses gun can hit me" falls apart when you go up against an opponent who's 10x stronger than you, and is perfectly willing to beat you into pulp when their gun doesn't hit.
Batman has gone to space and fought aliens tons of times. They had to put a batsign on the moon just to get him back.

Also, batman won't need guns. He will use his skills to destroy chief and all the spartans who have had only narrow minded millitary training.

  • 12.11.2012 10:24 PM PDT

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Well Batman could take out the Justice League and the Justice League could take out the UNSC. So, ergo, Batman could take out the UNSC.

It's simple really.

  • 12.11.2012 10:33 PM PDT
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Posted by: True Deception
Batman would get blasted to pieces in minutes, if not seconds.



Really, the whole "Batman beats everything" schtick is getting old. Get some new ideas, people.
It's not a shtick. Batman wins this fight. Batman wins every fight.

  • 12.11.2012 10:39 PM PDT
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I think that I could probably beat up Batman. Bats fly away from me in terror all the time. Men also run from me occasionally, when I have a baseball bat. I'd imagine an amalgam would also be afraid of me.

So I think that Star Wars would probably beat Batman, unless Halo got involved, because he has guns that don't always miss and can use a tank.

  • 12.11.2012 10:42 PM PDT
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Posted by: evilcam
I think that I could probably beat up Batman. Bats fly away from me in terror all the time. Men also run from me occasionally, when I have a baseball bat. I'd imagine an amalgam would also be afraid of me.

So I think that Star Wars would probably beat Batman, unless Halo got involved, because he has guns that don't always miss and can use a tank.
Batman would throw a batarang at you, then put you in jail.

  • 12.11.2012 10:48 PM PDT