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Subject: Video Game logic

And try to guess which game it's from.

President's daughter get kidnapped, sends one guy with a handgun, limited ammo and some herbs.


[Edited on 12.11.2012 10:44 PM PST]

  • 12.11.2012 10:44 PM PDT

Does anyone have lotion?
*Raises hand*
Is mayonnaise a lotion?


Posted by: Khodan
And try to guess which game it's from.

President's daughter get kidnapped, sends one guy with a handgun, limited ammo and some herbs.


Resident Evil 4

Knife in foot = Death

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RE4?

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Plot to Halo 5

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blarg.

Blops 2?

Stupid video game logic: Get hit by a bullet, crap strawberry jam out of eyes for 10 seconds.

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Ignore my gamertag. It's actually Dragonzzilla.

If you beat me, you must have no life. If I beat you, that means you're a scrub. If I die, it must've been lag.

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For Carnage Apply Within BEST GROUP EVAR!!!

RESIDENT EVIL 4

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Posted by: Khodan
And try to guess which game it's from.

President's daughter get kidnapped, sends one guy with a handgun, limited ammo and some herbs.


Resident Evil 4

Knife in foot = Death


MW2

  • 12.11.2012 10:46 PM PDT


Posted by: ICanHazRecon911

Posted by: Khodan
And try to guess which game it's from.

President's daughter get kidnapped, sends one guy with a handgun, limited ammo and some herbs.


Resident Evil 4

Knife in foot = Death


Any Call of Duty.

Food supply is extremely limited, soldiers maintain amazing muscle mass and stamina.

  • 12.11.2012 10:47 PM PDT

Ignore my gamertag. It's actually Dragonzzilla.

Posted by: Khodan
Food supply is extremely limited, soldiers maintain amazing muscle mass and stamina.
Well to be fair, Gears did get triple servings.

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Steam

>attack enemy
>splints into 2
>attack again
>splits into 4
>rinse and repeat until tiny then dead.

  • 12.11.2012 11:07 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

Your arms are only useful for holding weapons and nothing else.

  • 12.11.2012 11:09 PM PDT

If you're a zombie and you know it, bite your friends.

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Can't run in Iron Boots, can back flip with ease.

Don't go through the tall grass. It could be dangerous. Take down an entire criminal organization instead.

Blow up a villages water tower and gas station. To help the people.

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If I ever see anyone post in a thread "That's your opinion", I immediately lose all respect for them.

Also, if you're discussing a topic with me and you resort to name calling, pull "life checks", or just call anything you don't agree with retarded without giving legitimate reasons, don't expect me to take you serious in anyway what so ever.

Zelda?
Posted by: jew man man
>attack enemy
>splints into 2
>attack again
>splits into 4
>rinse and repeat until tiny then dead.

  • 12.11.2012 11:44 PM PDT

> Enter 5000 year old tomb
> torches still lit
> dead treasure hunter everywhere but chests remain closed
> dead bodies sat on thrones as if they just waited to die there

or

> go to small fishing village in an RPG, poluation: 15
> basic homes, little market, just old people relaxing
> go to market vendor to sell your treasure
> he is selling GRAND EBONY FLAMING SWORD OF UBERDEATH +9001 DMG
> seriously WTF?

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Minecraft?
Posted by: jew man man
>attack enemy
>splints into 2
>attack again
>splits into 4
>rinse and repeat until tiny then dead.

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Splinter Cell?

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Arose the sun, Over theirs
Dawn through storm before new bares, And on

Grammar meltdown.

Posted by: Khodan
And try to guess which game it's from.
Why is the word "And" in this sentence? You said nothing before the sentence, so it makes no sense to use the word "And" in this manner.

President's daughter get kidnapped, sends one guy with a handgun, limited ammo and some herbs.You mentioned one daughter, which means the subject is singular. "Get" used in this fashion is plural. So the sentence should be "President's daughter gets kidnapped."

[Edited on 12.11.2012 11:58 PM PST]

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Posted by: Marinade
Can't run in Iron Boots, can back flip with ease.

Don't go through the tall grass. It could be dangerous. Take down an entire criminal organization instead.

Blow up a villages water tower and gas station. To help the people.


Don't know,
Pokemon,
Just Cause 2


Can't keep lots of money in chest but you can keep more money in your pocket.

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06' Master Race.

Goal of the game is to activate a giant water filter.

  • 12.12.2012 12:07 AM PDT

NUKE INCOMING!

____________(˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜˜)_∏______
l | --------____.`=====.-.~:________\___|================[oo]
|_|||___/___/_/~```|_|_|_|``(o)----------<)


Posted by: Silverback Elite
Goal of the game is to activate a giant water filter.


Fallout 3?

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06' Master Race.

Posted by: Pro Darko

Posted by: Silverback Elite
Goal of the game is to activate a giant water filter.


Fallout 3?


Correct. Here's a cookie. (::)

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Posted by: Dostoyevsky
Grammar meltdown.

Posted by: Khodan
And try to guess which game it's from.
Why is the word "And" in this sentence? You said nothing before the sentence, so it makes no sense to use the word "And" in this manner.

President's daughter get kidnapped, sends one guy with a handgun, limited ammo and some herbs.You mentioned one daughter, which means the subject is singular. "Get" used in this fashion is plural. So the sentence should be "President's daughter gets kidnapped."


Do you happen to be a virgin?

  • 12.12.2012 12:09 AM PDT


Posted by: Dostoyevsky
Grammar meltdown.

Posted by: Khodan
And try to guess which game it's from.
Why is the word "And" in this sentence? You said nothing before the sentence, so it makes no sense to use the word "And" in this manner.

President's daughter get kidnapped, sends one guy with a handgun, limited ammo and some herbs.You mentioned one daughter, which means the subject is singular. "Get" used in this fashion is plural. So the sentence should be "President's daughter gets kidnapped."


Why just why?!

  • 12.12.2012 12:21 AM PDT

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Now is the time of our unworlding
One final effort is all that remains
And I am not afraid
We shall fulfill our promise
We fight for the grace of the Mantle
And this time none of you will be left behind

Trilogy begins with one leaving a tube, simply to end having you get back in another.

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