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Posted by: evilcam
Bobcast is paid in MILF blind dates.

Posted by: Im SteelAssassn
Trilogy begins with one leaving a tube, simply to end having you get back in another.


Halo?

  • 12.12.2012 12:25 AM PDT
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Posted by: EvilTaffyapple
> Enter 5000 year old tomb
> torches still lit
> dead treasure hunter everywhere but chests remain closed
> dead bodies sat on thrones as if they just waited to die there

or

> go to small fishing village in an RPG, poluation: 15
> basic homes, little market, just old people relaxing
> go to market vendor to sell your treasure
> he is selling GRAND EBONY FLAMING SWORD OF UBERDEATH +9001 DMG
> seriously WTF?


>Draugrs/Necromancers/Vampires
>They were bad at lockpicking
>Draugrs shift positions periodically


>Magic and trade caravans

Dumbass

  • 12.12.2012 12:25 AM PDT

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Posted by: Im SteelAssassn
Trilogy begins with one leaving a tube, simply to end having you get back in another.
lol halo.

[Edited on 12.12.2012 12:26 AM PST]

  • 12.12.2012 12:26 AM PDT
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"The one who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd. The one who walks alone, is likely to find himself in places no one has ever been."
-Albert Einstein

"To live is the rarest thing in the word. Most people exist, that is all"
-Oscar Wilde

Steam


Posted by: ANGRYDAMIEN666
Zelda?
Posted by: jew man man
>attack enemy
>splints into 2
>attack again
>splits into 4
>rinse and repeat until tiny then dead.

Posted by: superspartan178
Minecraft?
Posted by: jew man man
>attack enemy
>splints into 2
>attack again
>splits into 4
>rinse and repeat until tiny then dead.


I was thinking Super Mario Sunshine. But I suppose those are valid, too.

  • 12.12.2012 12:28 AM PDT

Didact's Reprisal -
Now is the time of our unworlding
One final effort is all that remains
And I am not afraid
We shall fulfill our promise
We fight for the grace of the Mantle
And this time none of you will be left behind

Posted by: Thrasher Fan
Posted by: Im SteelAssassn
Trilogy begins with one leaving a tube, simply to end having you get back in another.


Halo?
Posted by: Dont pass gass

Posted by: Im SteelAssassn
Trilogy begins with one leaving a tube, simply to end having you get back in another.
lol halo.
Mythical success!!!

Ok, this one is a lot harder.
Make multiple endings, all technically "happy," but have all in actuality end with main character dooming all existence.

[Edited on 12.12.2012 12:34 AM PST]

  • 12.12.2012 12:33 AM PDT
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"The one who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd. The one who walks alone, is likely to find himself in places no one has ever been."
-Albert Einstein

"To live is the rarest thing in the word. Most people exist, that is all"
-Oscar Wilde

Steam


Posted by: Im SteelAssassn
Ok, this one is a lot harder.
Game has multiple endings. All of them are "happy" to an extent, but no matter what you do you end up dooming all life entirely.


Sounds like I have no mouth and I must scream. But those endings aren't exactly.. happy.

  • 12.12.2012 12:34 AM PDT

Didact's Reprisal -
Now is the time of our unworlding
One final effort is all that remains
And I am not afraid
We shall fulfill our promise
We fight for the grace of the Mantle
And this time none of you will be left behind


Posted by: jew man man

Posted by: Im SteelAssassn
Ok, this one is a lot harder.
Game has multiple endings. All of them are "happy" to an extent, but no matter what you do you end up dooming all life entirely.


Sounds like I have no mouth and I must scream. But those endings aren't exactly.. happy.
Er..no. Is that really a name for a game? Seriously?

So it is a game. Delightful.

Mine is an xbox game, if it helps.

[Edited on 12.12.2012 12:38 AM PST]

  • 12.12.2012 12:37 AM PDT
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"The one who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd. The one who walks alone, is likely to find himself in places no one has ever been."
-Albert Einstein

"To live is the rarest thing in the word. Most people exist, that is all"
-Oscar Wilde

Steam


Posted by: Im SteelAssassn

Posted by: jew man man

Posted by: Im SteelAssassn
Ok, this one is a lot harder.
Game has multiple endings. All of them are "happy" to an extent, but no matter what you do you end up dooming all life entirely.


Sounds like I have no mouth and I must scream. But those endings aren't exactly.. happy.
Er..no. Is that really a name for a game? Seriously?


Yep. It's based upon Harlan Ellison's short story of the same name and was released in 1995. It's a good story, shame the game has aged like crap.

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Posted by: evilcam
Bobcast is paid in MILF blind dates.

Posted by: Im SteelAssassn
Posted by: Thrasher Fan
Posted by: Im SteelAssassn
Trilogy begins with one leaving a tube, simply to end having you get back in another.


Halo?
Posted by: Dont pass gass

Posted by: Im SteelAssassn
Trilogy begins with one leaving a tube, simply to end having you get back in another.
lol halo.
Mythical success!!!

Ok, this one is a lot harder.
Make multiple endings, all technically "happy," but have all in actuality end with main character dooming all existence.


Mass Effect 3 pre-extended cut?

[Edited on 12.12.2012 12:41 AM PST]

  • 12.12.2012 12:40 AM PDT

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Posted by: Im SteelAssassn
Posted by: Thrasher Fan
Posted by: Im SteelAssassn
Trilogy begins with one leaving a tube, simply to end having you get back in another.


Halo?
Posted by: Dont pass gass

Posted by: Im SteelAssassn
Trilogy begins with one leaving a tube, simply to end having you get back in another.
lol halo.
Mythical success!!!

Ok, this one is a lot harder.
Make multiple endings, all technically "happy," but have all in actuality end with main character dooming all existence.
Mass effect 3? Lol post above me.

[Edited on 12.12.2012 12:45 AM PST]

  • 12.12.2012 12:44 AM PDT
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Posted by: Marinade
Can't run in Iron Boots, can back flip with ease.

Don't go through the tall grass. It could be dangerous. Take down an entire criminal organization instead.

Blow up a villages water tower and gas station. To help the people.


Zelda
Pokemon
No idea?

  • 12.12.2012 12:44 AM PDT


Posted by: Im SteelAssassn
Posted by: Thrasher Fan
Posted by: Im SteelAssassn
Trilogy begins with one leaving a tube, simply to end having you get back in another.


Halo?
Posted by: Dont pass gass

Posted by: Im SteelAssassn
Trilogy begins with one leaving a tube, simply to end having you get back in another.
lol halo.
Mythical success!!!

Ok, this one is a lot harder.
Make multiple endings, all technically "happy," but have all in actuality end with main character dooming all existence.
ME3?

  • 12.12.2012 12:48 AM PDT

Didact's Reprisal -
Now is the time of our unworlding
One final effort is all that remains
And I am not afraid
We shall fulfill our promise
We fight for the grace of the Mantle
And this time none of you will be left behind


Posted by: Dont pass gass
[/quote] Mass effect 3? Lol post above me.
Good substitute answer, I suppose! Not what I was thinking of though.




Spoiler (cause I'm tired and going to sleep): It's Nier.

[Edited on 12.12.2012 12:50 AM PST]

  • 12.12.2012 12:49 AM PDT

If you're a zombie and you know it, bite your friends.

The Flood Theory of Deterioration: q(p)=(qi)e^(-p/r)

Where q(p) is the quality of the thread as a function of p posts, (qi) is the inital quality of the first post, p is the amount of posts and r is the e-peen of the original poster.

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Posted by: Marinade
Can't run in Iron Boots, can back flip with ease.

Don't go through the tall grass. It could be dangerous. Take down an entire criminal organization instead.

Blow up a villages water tower and gas station. To help the people.

Don't know,
Pokemon,
Just Cause 2


Posted by: The Ai
Zelda
Pokemon
No idea?


Between you two you got all three.

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