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"The hero is the one who kindles a great light in the world, who sets up blazing torches in the dark streets of life for men to see by.
The saint is the man who walks through the dark paths of the world, himself a light."
-Felix Adler
Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Emperor Gillard
Posted by: A Dumb Door
We shall first gather 10 polar bears born under a full moon. We arrange them in a circle all facing inward and then drop a crab in the middle of them. The one who eats the crab is then pulled from the group. We shall then place him in a pentagram circle and do the secret summoning ritual of the great Goblin Commander Grommel, conqueror of Ogriss. When he arrives, we shall build a Hall of Titans, Stonekrusher home, Hellfire hut, Plaguespitter home, Stormbringer shrine, and Nighthorde tent. Once his army is risen, we shall build a great machine to bring the moon down upon the Earth!
Doing this will of course force Link to summon four giants to stop the moon from destroying Earth. Then, he shall play his Song of Time to go back in time before the moon began. However, little will he know, that we will use the time rift generated to send a Tardis back in time! The Doctor will then work with Doc Brown to construct a time machine like no other. It is a time machine which will go to all points in history and destroy the concept of December 21st from every single calendar in history!But then nobody will know about it and we will be unprepared. Also, this thread wouldn't have been made, which means we wouldn't have begun that planDon't worry, I've been saving up a rather large sum of paradox-jelly to prevent that.
Ahh, I see. Well don't forget to migrate the penguins to a safe area before you open the fridge.