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Subject: So, Flood, how do we stop the world from ending on December 21st?
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Writer's Corner
6/15/2011 11:39 PM: bobcast [2597260] issued a 3 day ban expiring on 6/18/2011 11:39 PM.
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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.

Clearly, the world's greasiest minds are gathered here. We can do anything we set our minds too.

Let's brainstorm.

  • 12.11.2012 11:28 PM PDT

If I don't believe in him...



why should he believe in me?

Rum

  • 12.11.2012 11:29 PM PDT
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"The hero is the one who kindles a great light in the world, who sets up blazing torches in the dark streets of life for men to see by.
The saint is the man who walks through the dark paths of the world, himself a light."
-Felix Adler

Let's just make a new world and live in that!

  • 12.11.2012 11:29 PM PDT

Reset the calendar.

  • 12.11.2012 11:29 PM PDT

Make a thread saying you will counter any argument against armor lock...

Then respond with Adapt.

"War, the original crack"
-Albert Einstein

Take the 21st off the Calender and add December 32nd.

[Edited on 12.11.2012 11:30 PM PST]

  • 12.11.2012 11:30 PM PDT
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Bungie doesn't like French on their site.

Vous n'avez pas vu le film 2012? Vous ne pouvez pas l'arrêter.

:P

  • 12.11.2012 11:31 PM PDT

Put on helmet.
Let world end
????
Profit.

  • 12.11.2012 11:32 PM PDT

I am a Jedi and so can you!
"Inside every cynical person is a disappointed idealist."
George Carlin

Arose the sun, Over theirs
Dawn through storm before new bares, And on

Play Assassin's Creed 6.

  • 12.11.2012 11:32 PM PDT

I propose we build a new Earth!
That way, if the one we have now just happens to get destroyed, we'll have a spare!

And if the world doesn't end, then we a place to go to when the Earth is eventually over populated.

  • 12.11.2012 11:33 PM PDT

"What is better - to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?"
-Paarthurnax

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
-G-Man

Obviously we have to gather the 13 crystal skulls from the corners of the earth before the 21st. Then, the worlds spirit bear will rise up and save the planet, thus ushering in a new golden age. A golden age where we all drink tea and play Destiny.

  • 12.11.2012 11:33 PM PDT

That's all I have to say about that.

Something something slingshot...something something world domination.

  • 12.11.2012 11:34 PM PDT

#1 Legendary ODST Firefight Highscore

[UNINTELLIGIBLE > INSUBORDINATION(?)]

Let's take the world, and push somewhere else!

  • 12.11.2012 11:35 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: Wonderbread
Take the 21st off the Calender and add December 32nd.


This is unacceptable!

If this happens, my Birthday will no longer be on the last day of the Year!

  • 12.11.2012 11:36 PM PDT

Make a thread saying you will counter any argument against armor lock...

Then respond with Adapt.

"War, the original crack"
-Albert Einstein

Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: Wonderbread
Take the 21st off the Calender and add December 32nd.


This is unacceptable!

If this happens, my Birthday will no longer be on the last day of the Year!

Fine, we add January 0 instead.

  • 12.11.2012 11:37 PM PDT
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Writer's Corner
6/15/2011 11:39 PM: bobcast [2597260] issued a 3 day ban expiring on 6/18/2011 11:39 PM.
Reason: A Bungie.net Forum Moderator has banned you for violating the code of conduct and/or rules of the forum in the thread below
http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=61704535
Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.


Posted by: Wonderbread
Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: Wonderbread
Take the 21st off the Calender and add December 32nd.


This is unacceptable!

If this happens, my Birthday will no longer be on the last day of the Year!

Fine, we add January 0 instead.


January without any of the calories

  • 12.11.2012 11:38 PM PDT


Posted by: Wonderbread
Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: Wonderbread
Take the 21st off the Calender and add December 32nd.


This is unacceptable!

If this happens, my Birthday will no longer be on the last day of the Year!

Fine, we add January 0 instead.


Why not February 29th?

  • 12.11.2012 11:38 PM PDT

We shall first gather 10 polar bears born under a full moon. We arrange them in a circle all facing inward and then drop a crab in the middle of them. The one who eats the crab is then pulled from the group. We shall then place him in a pentagram circle and do the secret summoning ritual of the great Goblin Commander Grommel, conqueror of Ogriss. When he arrives, we shall build a Hall of Titans, Stonekrusher home, Hellfire hut, Plaguespitter home, Stormbringer shrine, and Nighthorde tent. Once his army is risen, we shall build a great machine to bring the moon down upon the Earth!

Doing this will of course force Link to summon four giants to stop the moon from destroying Earth. Then, he shall play his Song of Time to go back in time before the moon began. However, little will he know, that we will use the time rift generated to send a Tardis back in time! The Doctor will then work with Doc Brown to construct a time machine like no other. It is a time machine which will go to all points in history and destroy the concept of December 21st from every single calendar in history!

  • 12.11.2012 11:40 PM PDT
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"The hero is the one who kindles a great light in the world, who sets up blazing torches in the dark streets of life for men to see by.
The saint is the man who walks through the dark paths of the world, himself a light."
-Felix Adler


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We shall first gather 10 polar bears born under a full moon. We arrange them in a circle all facing inward and then drop a crab in the middle of them. The one who eats the crab is then pulled from the group. We shall then place him in a pentagram circle and do the secret summoning ritual of the great Goblin Commander Grommel, conqueror of Ogriss. When he arrives, we shall build a Hall of Titans, Stonekrusher home, Hellfire hut, Plaguespitter home, Stormbringer shrine, and Nighthorde tent. Once his army is risen, we shall build a great machine to bring the moon down upon the Earth!

Doing this will of course force Link to summon four giants to stop the moon from destroying Earth. Then, he shall play his Song of Time to go back in time before the moon began. However, little will he know, that we will use the time rift generated to send a Tardis back in time! The Doctor will then work with Doc Brown to construct a time machine like no other. It is a time machine which will go to all points in history and destroy the concept of December 21st from every single calendar in history!

But then nobody will know about it and we will be unprepared. Also, this thread wouldn't have been made, which means we wouldn't have begun that plan

  • 12.11.2012 11:42 PM PDT

I think I have a legitimate solution. Just get everybody to agree to not mark off the 21st on their calendar. It'll be like it never happened. Like a one in a life time reverse leap year.

#NobelPeacePrize

  • 12.11.2012 11:43 PM PDT

Posted by: Emperor Gillard
Posted by: A Dumb Door
We shall first gather 10 polar bears born under a full moon. We arrange them in a circle all facing inward and then drop a crab in the middle of them. The one who eats the crab is then pulled from the group. We shall then place him in a pentagram circle and do the secret summoning ritual of the great Goblin Commander Grommel, conqueror of Ogriss. When he arrives, we shall build a Hall of Titans, Stonekrusher home, Hellfire hut, Plaguespitter home, Stormbringer shrine, and Nighthorde tent. Once his army is risen, we shall build a great machine to bring the moon down upon the Earth!

Doing this will of course force Link to summon four giants to stop the moon from destroying Earth. Then, he shall play his Song of Time to go back in time before the moon began. However, little will he know, that we will use the time rift generated to send a Tardis back in time! The Doctor will then work with Doc Brown to construct a time machine like no other. It is a time machine which will go to all points in history and destroy the concept of December 21st from every single calendar in history!
But then nobody will know about it and we will be unprepared. Also, this thread wouldn't have been made, which means we wouldn't have begun that plan
Don't worry, I've been saving up a rather large sum of paradox-jelly to prevent that.

  • 12.11.2012 11:43 PM PDT

I like soft, sensual kisses. I like to make love.

Yeah I liked the rum answer. Also hiding in a bunker playing Seintris.

  • 12.11.2012 11:44 PM PDT
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"The hero is the one who kindles a great light in the world, who sets up blazing torches in the dark streets of life for men to see by.
The saint is the man who walks through the dark paths of the world, himself a light."
-Felix Adler


Posted by: A Dumb Door
Posted by: Emperor Gillard
Posted by: A Dumb Door
We shall first gather 10 polar bears born under a full moon. We arrange them in a circle all facing inward and then drop a crab in the middle of them. The one who eats the crab is then pulled from the group. We shall then place him in a pentagram circle and do the secret summoning ritual of the great Goblin Commander Grommel, conqueror of Ogriss. When he arrives, we shall build a Hall of Titans, Stonekrusher home, Hellfire hut, Plaguespitter home, Stormbringer shrine, and Nighthorde tent. Once his army is risen, we shall build a great machine to bring the moon down upon the Earth!

Doing this will of course force Link to summon four giants to stop the moon from destroying Earth. Then, he shall play his Song of Time to go back in time before the moon began. However, little will he know, that we will use the time rift generated to send a Tardis back in time! The Doctor will then work with Doc Brown to construct a time machine like no other. It is a time machine which will go to all points in history and destroy the concept of December 21st from every single calendar in history!
But then nobody will know about it and we will be unprepared. Also, this thread wouldn't have been made, which means we wouldn't have begun that plan
Don't worry, I've been saving up a rather large sum of paradox-jelly to prevent that.

Ahh, I see. Well don't forget to migrate the penguins to a safe area before you open the fridge.

  • 12.11.2012 11:44 PM PDT

If I ever get AIDS, I'm going to sleep with another AIDS person so my AIDS cancel each other out, or I'm going to make the AIDS I already have worse.

Sacrifice Petitminou to the Mayan gods.

  • 12.11.2012 11:46 PM PDT

Posted by: petarded2
but only a scant few of my hooker corpses are arranged in rectangles

GATHER 4 GIANTS FROM VARIOUS ROVING CIRCUS TENTGROUPS

  • 12.11.2012 11:47 PM PDT

Posted by: petarded2
but only a scant few of my hooker corpses are arranged in rectangles

AND SING TO THEM WITH GUITARS AND ACCORDIANS

  • 12.11.2012 11:48 PM PDT

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