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Subject: So, Flood, how do we stop the world from ending on December 21st?
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We will form a Klemplerer Rosette out of Earth, Luna, Mars, Venus, Ganymede and Titan and gather as much interstellar Hydrogen as we can to form a small star (for warmth and to sustain crop yields) as we accelerate the Rosette to 2/3 light speed in the direction of the Small Magellanic Cloud, nearly 200,000 lightyears to the Cosmic North.

This of course, will be accomplished in less than 3 weeks.

[Edited on 12.11.2012 11:56 PM PST]

  • 12.11.2012 11:55 PM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

By living through December 22nd.

  • 12.11.2012 11:56 PM PDT

Wait a second, people read these?

Watch as the world doesn't end.

  • 12.12.2012 9:01 AM PDT

Numba one Italian on da flud.

Nuke the world from orbit.
Oh wait...

  • 12.12.2012 9:02 AM PDT

When December 22 comes we will know how

  • 12.12.2012 9:02 AM PDT

Ew, my username. :C

I came up with it when I was 10.

We sit back and watch. Nothing will happen.

  • 12.12.2012 9:03 AM PDT

NON FACET NOBIS CALCITRARE VESTRUM PERNǢUM


Posted by: dazarobbo
Reset the calendar.


Give me a hammer and chisel and I'll fix that Mayan calendar for you.

  • 12.12.2012 9:03 AM PDT

GAAAAYYY

Bacon. Lots of it.

  • 12.12.2012 9:04 AM PDT

Posted by: x Foman123 x
"If only, if only,"
The woodpecker sighs,
"The bark on the trees was as soft as the skies."
While the wolf waits below, hungry and lonely;
Crying to the moon,
"If only, if only."

I say we act as if the world isn't ending, then if it does, it still doesn't matter.

  • 12.12.2012 9:05 AM PDT

Don't LOL if you aren't L'inOL.

Halo: Reach
Halo 3
Halo ODST

Watch Australia and New Zealand 'cause they're in the future and they can tell us whether the world had ended or not

  • 12.12.2012 9:06 AM PDT

GAAAAYYY


Posted by: kimy1688
Watch Australia and New Zealand 'cause they're in the future and they can tell us whether the world had ended or not

STRAYA -blam!-!

  • 12.12.2012 9:08 AM PDT

We can live on this planet. We just need to find a way to get there, that will take less than several hundred thousand years to get there.

  • 12.12.2012 9:09 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

We send a strongly worded letter to the universe.

  • 12.12.2012 9:10 AM PDT

1.) "Crack In Time" - Louder Production Music
2.) "Agressive Sucks" - Moss Landing
3.) Custom Version of "Meet Oscar" - Louder Productions Music
4.) "Behind You Rise" - Distortion Music
5.) "Aurora" - Mark Petrie
6.) "Surge Down - Audio Machine

It's simple, we offer a sacrifice.

Let's offer someone, and chant until they are accepted so that we may live.

  • 12.12.2012 9:11 AM PDT

Proud Spartan II, COG soldier, Hero of time, and crowbar wielding scientist.

We dig a big hole, and hide in it.

  • 12.12.2012 9:12 AM PDT

"What is better - to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?"
-Paarthurnax

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
-G-Man

We could always frog blast the vent core.

  • 12.12.2012 9:16 AM PDT

Driven by success.
Follow me if you wish:@JamilDeanTriaa

Use a condom.

Edit: OR get planet Earth, and push it somewhere else!

[Edited on 12.12.2012 9:29 AM PST]

  • 12.12.2012 9:26 AM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!

Close the gates of hell, sacrificing one of us to do it?

  • 12.12.2012 9:33 AM PDT

We take earth...


...and push it over there

  • 12.12.2012 9:33 AM PDT
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poop is the answer.

  • 12.12.2012 9:34 AM PDT

Blind luck always prevails.

We don't.

  • 12.12.2012 9:35 AM PDT

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock!"

-Sgt. Johnson

Posted by: Prototype117
Bacon. Lots of it.


Rub some bacon on it. (1:52)

[Edited on 12.12.2012 9:42 AM PST]

  • 12.12.2012 9:37 AM PDT

For Carnage Apply Within BEST GROUP EVAR!!!

We need to do whatever we want.
YOLO!

  • 12.12.2012 9:38 AM PDT
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Let's make it end on the 20th instead!

  • 12.12.2012 10:03 AM PDT
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It's simple really, we breed, non stop. When whatever disaster shows up, our numbers will be so massive, someone aught to survive!

  • 12.12.2012 10:07 AM PDT

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