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Subject: Why most of you don't have a girlfriend
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Posted by: Qbix89
Talking about Sweden is an ultrabannable offense.

Posted by: Achronos
Too bad being completely and utterly wrong isn't a bannable offense.

OP makes girl advice threads

wut

  • 12.12.2012 12:14 AM PDT
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I have a cat.

Your move OP.

  • 12.12.2012 12:14 AM PDT
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We all wear masks and the time comes when we cannot remove them without removing our own skin.

I don't have a girlfriend because I'm a man whore and don't want the baggage a girlfriend would bring. I prefer banging buddies tenfold to an actual relationship.

  • 12.12.2012 12:15 AM PDT

you killed poonflip!

the flippiest poon i ever knew!


Posted by: Bungie Sam
I don't want one.

Too much emotion and dedication involved for little in return.

  • 12.12.2012 12:15 AM PDT

you killed poonflip!

the flippiest poon i ever knew!


Posted by: Lord Gwyn
I have a cat.

Your move OP.
I have four cats. Come at me, bro!

  • 12.12.2012 12:16 AM PDT

First in social ranked firefight campaign competitive and ODST goose splatters.
My other account is UrbanTwisticle
20,000+ total matchmade goose splatters

Check out my YouTube Channel

It's because my wife would be pissed.


Oh and I married the hottest girl in front of my eyes. =)

  • 12.12.2012 12:16 AM PDT

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.

>has a gf
>none of the OP applies to me

Goml.

  • 12.12.2012 12:16 AM PDT

Wait till you're married everyone.

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Writer's Corner
6/15/2011 11:39 PM: bobcast [2597260] issued a 3 day ban expiring on 6/18/2011 11:39 PM.
Reason: A Bungie.net Forum Moderator has banned you for violating the code of conduct and/or rules of the forum in the thread below
http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=61704535
Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.


Posted by: Lord Gwyn
I have a cat.

Your move OP.


Dude gets -blam!- every night.

  • 12.12.2012 12:17 AM PDT
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Posted by: Qbix89
Talking about Sweden is an ultrabannable offense.

Posted by: Achronos
Too bad being completely and utterly wrong isn't a bannable offense.

Posted by: I3 O O lVI E R
Wait till you're married everyone.
Woah, wait, wat, you're married?

  • 12.12.2012 12:17 AM PDT

Two makes there more than speakers.


Posted by: Doctor Jensen
Nope. Looks are cool and all, but I like girls with an awesome personality.

  • 12.12.2012 12:17 AM PDT

Posted by: Garshne
Posted by: I3 O O lVI E R
Wait till you're married everyone.
Woah, wait, wat, you're married?

I'm just saying. Everyone here is horny dudes. Wait till you're married.

  • 12.12.2012 12:18 AM PDT

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.

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Posted by: Lord Gwyn
I have a cat.

Your move OP.


Dude gets -blam!- every night.

Even I don't get -blam!- every night.

[Edited on 12.12.2012 12:19 AM PST]

  • 12.12.2012 12:18 AM PDT

Seriously everyone, don't have sex till you're married. You'll thank me later.

  • 12.12.2012 12:22 AM PDT

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.

Posted by: I3 O O lVI E R
Seriously everyone, don't have unsafe-sex till you're married. You'll thank me later.

Fix'd.

Just stay safe.

  • 12.12.2012 12:27 AM PDT


Posted by: I3 O O lVI E R
Seriously everyone, don't have sex till you're married. You'll thank me later.

I'm so with you on that one.

  • 12.12.2012 12:28 AM PDT

No way dood, sex is bad before marriage.

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I am of course kidding. The first time I slipped my mushroom tip in her sugarwalls, I AINT EVER TURNIN BACK.

  • 12.12.2012 12:29 AM PDT

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.

Posted by: I3 O O lVI E R
No way dood, sex is bad before marriage.

Give me non-religious reasons.

  • 12.12.2012 12:29 AM PDT

hmm

True.

  • 12.12.2012 12:30 AM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra!


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Your expectations are too high and you automatically set eyes on the hottest girl in front of your eyes you shallow -blam!-s.


Or maybe it's cause a lot of the Flood is Socially awkward...


This

  • 12.12.2012 12:37 AM PDT

心の中に弱い風が吹いています。

Yep.

  • 12.12.2012 12:40 AM PDT

Hello.

Join if you like Food.

Posted by: Verbatim
I wanna join him when we chew her out.

I want a guy

  • 12.12.2012 12:46 AM PDT

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