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The Flood Theory of Deterioration: q(p)=(qi)e^(-p/r)
Where q(p) is the quality of the thread as a function of p posts, (qi) is the inital quality of the first post, p is the amount of posts and r is the e-peen of the original poster.
Posted by: Seggi31
Posted by: DarkSunnyboy1
Posted by: Seggi31
The same as women, but without -blam!-s or sitting down when you pee.
I sit down and pee when I have an erection.
Sue me.
*without as much sitting down when you pee
On this note I want to give all the guys here some advice. If you're at a house party, drunk, and really have to piss. Kneel down in front of the toilet. Assuming you are tall enough to still piss into it this is your best option. It allows you to throw up into the toilet should the need arise and you don't have to worry about aiming nearly as much in your inebriated state.
That's all. Marinade away.