Recon Number 54 -
If they are still looking, then while holding the snarl, I let drool start to drip from my mouth, I stand, curl my fingers into claws and with a hunched over crouch, I then make slow and deliberate steps towards them. When I get close enough, I let them hear my agonized and gasping growls and then, if they continue to stare, when I get within arm's reach? I kiss them on the nose, and run away giggling.
Hello Flood, Have you heard of this terrible affliction known as QI Syndrome?
It is a terrible disease that only affects those around the host. The Host is typically of low to average intelligence but becomes convinced that they are of significant intellect as they mindlessly spew forth pointless trivia and correct common assumptions 'because QI said it' is a confirming symptom of this.
Have you had any experience with those afflicted with this?
(Also post your own mock disease)
[Edited on 12.12.2012 10:11 AM PST]