- Helveck
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Guys, I'm going to buy so many presents for people this year. Hell, I'll probably buy lots of you guys presents, and better yet, I'll probably end up accidentally giving people presents who aren't even on my list this year! What a very merry way to spend my holidays, oh jolly days!
And do you know what makes all of this even better? After two weeks I'm going to thank you for participating in the two week trial you've just beome aware of, with your gifts, at which time I shall take them away from you, and keep them for myself and my own enjoyment. That way, we all win.
Merry Christmas!
You may use this system on your loved ones, friends and family, and it will save you a lot of money in the long run! Just make sure you tell them it was a trial run to begin with AS you're taking the gifts back (not before!), and not that you accidentally bought too many presents you couldn't afford, or didn't actually want to buy them something to begin with.
It should also be noted that once you take the presents away, your loved ones can still BUY them from you. Just remember that.
[Edited on 12.12.2012 10:37 AM PST]