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Subject: You can master 1 of any melee weapon.

Proud Spartan II, COG soldier, Hero of time, and crowbar wielding scientist.

It CAN be a fictional melee weapon, but it won't have any "powers" or technology behind it.
So, say you were a master with any given weapon. What wouldn't be and why?
I expect you to show others why yours would beat theirs.

Title typo fixed.

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  • 12.12.2012 10:31 AM PDT
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Subject: If you saw a meteor coming toward Earth, what would you do?Posted by: juniorbandit96
Butter my ass, turn around, spread open my butt cheeks, and say "Right here mutha-blam!-a!!"

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does Lightsaber count?

  • 12.12.2012 10:32 AM PDT

Energy Sword.

  • 12.12.2012 10:32 AM PDT

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Anime Katana master race.

Can go up against the strongest claymores.

  • 12.12.2012 10:33 AM PDT

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Posted by: catman6
does Lightsaber count?

Energy weapons do not count.

  • 12.12.2012 10:33 AM PDT
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Energy Sword of course. Light saber can't compete.

  • 12.12.2012 10:34 AM PDT
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Hammer of God

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Subject: If you saw a meteor coming toward Earth, what would you do?Posted by: juniorbandit96
Butter my ass, turn around, spread open my butt cheeks, and say "Right here mutha-blam!-a!!"

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Some giant Axe

  • 12.12.2012 10:38 AM PDT


Posted by: mcclintonsl
Energy Sword.

  • 12.12.2012 10:39 AM PDT

-I was here


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Anime Katana master race.

Can go up against the strongest claymores.
not to mention slicing tanks in half.

  • 12.12.2012 10:41 AM PDT
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in·dif·fer·ence
the fact or state of being indifferent; lack of care or concern and empathy demonstrated by an absence of emotional reactions.

Flail.

  • 12.12.2012 10:42 AM PDT
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My own body. Only thing I need. #doubleentendre

  • 12.12.2012 10:42 AM PDT
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Biggoron sword

  • 12.12.2012 10:43 AM PDT
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Posted by: jacobwseibers
Anime Katana master race.

Can go up against the strongest claymores.
not to mention slicing tanks in half.


Or Ships.

  • 12.12.2012 10:43 AM PDT

(V)!_!(V) crab

A random stick. I would beat everyone because lets be honest, everyone here will pick a weapon that will be too heavy for nerd arms or takes some skill to use.

  • 12.12.2012 10:44 AM PDT
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Morningstar, bloody difficult to use, the momentum really does throw you off balance if you don't know what you are doing.

  • 12.12.2012 10:45 AM PDT

#rubberdingirapids

Butter Knife

  • 12.12.2012 10:46 AM PDT

Thor's Hammer or the Keyblade.

  • 12.12.2012 10:46 AM PDT
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Hookswords. You know Kabal's Hookswords?

  • 12.12.2012 10:46 AM PDT
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Gravity Hammer. Take the gravity aspect of it out to fit your description, so there.

  • 12.12.2012 10:46 AM PDT
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Nokia.

  • 12.12.2012 10:47 AM PDT

Samurai sword, easily.

  • 12.12.2012 10:53 AM PDT

The Snow Leopard's wisdom includes: Understanding one's shadow-side; trusting one's inner-self; agility; strength; the ability to stalk; understanding the power of silence.

A bastard sword would be nice, given how versatile they are.

A Zweihander would be better, but I doubt that I'd be able to lift one.

  • 12.12.2012 10:53 AM PDT

Recon Number 54 -
If they are still looking, then while holding the snarl, I let drool start to drip from my mouth, I stand, curl my fingers into claws and with a hunched over crouch, I then make slow and deliberate steps towards them. When I get close enough, I let them hear my agonized and gasping growls and then, if they continue to stare, when I get within arm's reach? I kiss them on the nose, and run away giggling.

Chainsword.

  • 12.12.2012 10:54 AM PDT
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Spoon.

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