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Subject: At the end of Halo 4

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When Chief had his armor taken off, how long has it been since he's taken a shower?

Frankly, I'm surprised people didn't pass out from the stench. He must have smelled like a homeless man.

Anyways, how long was it between showers?

  • 12.12.2012 12:14 PM PDT

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Chief does not take showers.

Showers take Chiefs.











Obviously.

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  • 12.12.2012 12:16 PM PDT

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I don't know, once every decade?

  • 12.12.2012 12:16 PM PDT

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Missions don't go directly back to back, so he probably had one when he linked up with the Infinity.

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No point in putting something funny, clever or informative here. Most probably im going to get perma-banned anyway.

Well, maybe in the future the Chief's armor has the technology to keep him clean over extended duration of times while wearing the armor.

  • 12.12.2012 12:18 PM PDT

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With the genetics technology that made Spartans, I'm sure they probably found out a way to disable bad odor in our genes.

  • 12.12.2012 12:20 PM PDT

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Chief has to eat as well, so I assume whenever he does that, he'll take a shower.

  • 12.12.2012 12:27 PM PDT
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You make out with midgets.

He never craps during the entire series... peculiar.

  • 12.12.2012 12:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: Edmi Wohusee
Chief does not take showers.

Showers take Chiefs.











Obviously.

  • 12.12.2012 12:32 PM PDT
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Posted by: Strider1115
He never craps during the entire series... peculiar.

His suit probably recycles it and feeds it back to him.

  • 12.12.2012 12:33 PM PDT

-blam!- Was that actually blammed out? Or did I just type it? You'll never know.

At least Halo 2. From the time the Covies board the station at the beginning of Halo 2 to the end of Halo 4 he's in that armor.

  • 12.12.2012 12:33 PM PDT

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Except sitting at home, naked, eating twinkies, rubbing your hands together going "Heh. Target Destroyed. Mission Accomplished." Oh wait. that's not helping.

Clearly the same mystery nanobots have been keeping him clean. Gentlemen I have discovered the secret to Chief's changing armor, the extra mass is made of his excrement and filth.

  • 12.12.2012 12:33 PM PDT

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Posted by: Black Eagle X99
Clearly the same mystery nanobots have been keeping him clean. Gentlemen I have discovered the secret to Chief's changing armor, the extra mass is made of his excrement and filth.


Welp, thread derailed.

Well, boys, it was an honor chatting with you.

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You make out with midgets.


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Posted by: Strider1115
He never craps during the entire series... peculiar.

His suit probably recycles it and feeds it back to him.


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  • 12.12.2012 12:35 PM PDT

We don't know how long it was between the end of the game and that particular scene. It's possible that's a few days later and he showered in the time in between that. Or when he was on Infinity.

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Posted by: Strider1115
He never craps during the entire series... peculiar.


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  • 12.12.2012 12:35 PM PDT

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I'm guessing he smelled as badly as a Grunt with a methane tank leak.

  • 12.12.2012 12:35 PM PDT

I've always wondered if he ever took a crap between missions. Or... he takes a crap during gameplay, and we don't notice it! D:

  • 12.12.2012 12:37 PM PDT

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  • 12.12.2012 12:37 PM PDT

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Posted by: Strider1115
He never craps during the entire series... peculiar.

What did you think all that Teabagging was for?

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I'm pretty sure his armor has some sort of cleaning side to them.

  • 12.12.2012 12:43 PM PDT

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Since the beginning of Halo 2, so approximately a month (disregarding 4 years in cryo). His suit recycles waste though, so no biggie.

Either way, he was out of hygiene regs for a while; he should be expecting an NJP coming his way. 2 weeks of cleaning Infinity's toilets.

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  • 12.12.2012 12:45 PM PDT


Posted by: dahuterschuter
At least Halo 2. From the time the Covies board the station at the beginning of Halo 2 to the end of Halo 4 he's in that armor.


smh he isn't in his armor 100% of the time and missions don't always go back to back. He's probably taken off his armor a few times since Halo 2.

  • 12.12.2012 12:47 PM PDT

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Maybe cortana cleaned him up in cryo?
If you know what i mean...

  • 12.12.2012 12:47 PM PDT

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