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Subject: Flood, How Attractive Am I?

<3 I Love You All xxx


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: AgentCOP1

Please just stop.

Forum sex is just.....
no.
Seriously guys. STTAAAAAHHHHPPP.
Maybe you should go, him and I need some privacy.

;)

  • 12.12.2012 1:09 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: Voro Grioto

*runs my hand over your chest*
I can be as easy as you want
Well hopefully it wasn't like last time.

*He leans forward and rubs his muzzle against yours, his hands moving further down.*

  • 12.12.2012 1:09 PM PDT

"The epitome of submission is not defeat, but acceptance."
~Me


Posted by: Dratron

Posted by: carpet brain
Sangheili have the largest -BLAM-s on the universe, foreplay = irrelevant/unnecessary.
Objection.


I have you know, my pride is a good 30" in length

  • 12.12.2012 1:10 PM PDT

Is this sort of thing a bannable offence? If not, it damn well should be.

  • 12.12.2012 1:10 PM PDT

Don't LOL if you aren't L'inOL.

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D'awwwww.... totes adorable <3 <3

  • 12.12.2012 1:11 PM PDT
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.

Wort/10.

  • 12.12.2012 1:11 PM PDT

"There's this theory that if there were an infinite number of monkeys pecking away at typewriters, they would eventually write the great works of Shakespeare, but thanks to the internet we now know that's not true." -Adam Savage

"Time is not made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round." -Caboose

NOTE: This is my new primary account. My old account was AgentCOPP1, and I changed it because it was linked to a gamertag that I no longer use.

MODERATORS PLEASE LOCK NOW. -blam!- IS GETTING FREAKY.

Oh gawd I need to leave this is just too far.

Two kids getting boners at their computers by simply role-playing alien sex on an off-topic forum is just....

no.

  • 12.12.2012 1:11 PM PDT

<3 I Love You All xxx

*tilts head to the side while moaning slightly*

I have a feeling this time will be better

  • 12.12.2012 1:11 PM PDT

1LUV

Teeth too sharp 3/10 would not bang.

  • 12.12.2012 1:11 PM PDT
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Some things in this World you just can't explain; but that doesn't mean they are any less true, just that you have to chose to believe in them.
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One, two, Pinkie's... Coming for you...
Three, four... You will breath no more...
Five, six... Gotta add it to the mix...
Seven, eight... Gonna bake cupcakes...
Nine, ten... You're my very best friend...

Holy crap, a third one!


Posted by: NINJA BUNNY 117
Is this sort of thing a bannable offence? If not, it damn well should be.


Well, it may* have a undertone, but they haven't really said anything bannable.

[Edited on 12.12.2012 1:12 PM PST]

  • 12.12.2012 1:11 PM PDT

"The epitome of submission is not defeat, but acceptance."
~Me


Posted by: NINJA BUNNY 117
Is this sort of thing a bannable offence? If not, it damn well should be.


You're a bannable offense... but I'll do you, anyway.

  • 12.12.2012 1:11 PM PDT

"There's this theory that if there were an infinite number of monkeys pecking away at typewriters, they would eventually write the great works of Shakespeare, but thanks to the internet we now know that's not true." -Adam Savage

"Time is not made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round." -Caboose

NOTE: This is my new primary account. My old account was AgentCOPP1, and I changed it because it was linked to a gamertag that I no longer use.

Posted by: Bradleigh
Teeth too sharp 3/10 would not bang.

Rip your ding-a-ling off.

  • 12.12.2012 1:12 PM PDT

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock!"

-Sgt. Johnson

MY GOD THIS THREAD IS SCARY!!!

  • 12.12.2012 1:12 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: Voro Grioto
*tilts head to the side while moaning slightly*

I have a feeling this time will be better
It will if you take it easy this time, I do not wish to draw blood once again.

  • 12.12.2012 1:12 PM PDT

"The epitome of submission is not defeat, but acceptance."
~Me


Posted by: zeog
Holy crap, a third one!


Care to commence the courtship ritual?

  • 12.12.2012 1:12 PM PDT
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Some things in this World you just can't explain; but that doesn't mean they are any less true, just that you have to chose to believe in them.
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
One, two, Pinkie's... Coming for you...
Three, four... You will breath no more...
Five, six... Gotta add it to the mix...
Seven, eight... Gonna bake cupcakes...
Nine, ten... You're my very best friend...


Posted by: Ripa of Moram

Posted by: zeog
Holy crap, a third one!


Care to commence the courtship ritual?


I dunno what that means, but okay

  • 12.12.2012 1:13 PM PDT

10/10 would bang

  • 12.12.2012 1:13 PM PDT


Posted by: Ripa of Moram

Posted by: NINJA BUNNY 117
Is this sort of thing a bannable offence? If not, it damn well should be.


You're a bannable offense... but I'll do you, anyway.

I think I'll pass, thanks.

  • 12.12.2012 1:14 PM PDT

<3 I Love You All xxx


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: Voro Grioto
*tilts head to the side while moaning slightly*

I have a feeling this time will be better
It will if you take it easy this time, I do not wish to draw blood once again.


I apologize for my eagerness but how is one supposed to resist you?

  • 12.12.2012 1:14 PM PDT

"The epitome of submission is not defeat, but acceptance."
~Me


Posted by: zeog

Posted by: Ripa of Moram

Posted by: zeog
Holy crap, a third one!


Care to commence the courtship ritual?


I dunno what that means, but okay


*grins and aggressively overtakes his ass*

*leans over*

prepared, are you?

  • 12.12.2012 1:14 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: Voro Grioto

I apologize for my eagerness but how is one supposed to resist you?
Is my upper back and neck that attractive to you?

  • 12.12.2012 1:15 PM PDT

Don't LOL if you aren't L'inOL.

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Halo 3
Halo ODST

I approve of this thread.

  • 12.12.2012 1:16 PM PDT
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Some things in this World you just can't explain; but that doesn't mean they are any less true, just that you have to chose to believe in them.
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
One, two, Pinkie's... Coming for you...
Three, four... You will breath no more...
Five, six... Gotta add it to the mix...
Seven, eight... Gonna bake cupcakes...
Nine, ten... You're my very best friend...


Posted by: Ripa of Moram

Posted by: zeog

Posted by: Ripa of Moram

Posted by: zeog
Holy crap, a third one!


Care to commence the courtship ritual?


I dunno what that means, but okay


*grins and aggressively overtakes his ass*

*leans over*

prepared, are you?


**

  • 12.12.2012 1:16 PM PDT
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I find that Teh-Ziod is NOT attractive for the reasons
she/he does not correct format sentences, therefore for intelligent matured members of society that may interact with her/him, may find her/him UNattractive for the reason that she/he does not comprehend with their level to successfully have a conversation therefore it will be socially an awkward interaction which may be wanted to be avoided

second i do not find it physically possible for a PERSON to be a ice cream truck.

This thread is amazing, to the archive it goes.

  • 12.12.2012 1:17 PM PDT

<3 I Love You All xxx


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: Voro Grioto

I apologize for my eagerness but how is one supposed to resist you?
Is my upper back and neck that attractive to you?



I love staring at your back and neck ;)

  • 12.12.2012 1:17 PM PDT