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Subject: Flood, How Attractive Am I?

"There's this theory that if there were an infinite number of monkeys pecking away at typewriters, they would eventually write the great works of Shakespeare, but thanks to the internet we now know that's not true." -Adam Savage

"Time is not made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round." -Caboose

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Alright so now we are having an alien orgy. Great.

I thought I would never see humanity go to a lower point than when Justin Bieber dressed like a -blam!- farmer but this... this tops that. By far.

  • 12.12.2012 1:17 PM PDT

"It all goes up in FLAMES!"

- Sisters of Battle Immolator


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Posted by: SafariTK
10/10

I love Sanghelli anatomy.

  • 12.12.2012 1:18 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: Voro Grioto

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: Voro Grioto

I apologize for my eagerness but how is one supposed to resist you?
Is my upper back and neck that attractive to you?



I love staring at your back and neck ;)
You can try looking at my face next time...

  • 12.12.2012 1:18 PM PDT

"The epitome of submission is not defeat, but acceptance."
~Me


Posted by: zeog

**


I take that as a "yes"? Mmmm

*tears off his pants and undergarments, exposing his ass*

*rubs groin up against him, grumbling with satisfaction*

  • 12.12.2012 1:18 PM PDT

"There's this theory that if there were an infinite number of monkeys pecking away at typewriters, they would eventually write the great works of Shakespeare, but thanks to the internet we now know that's not true." -Adam Savage

"Time is not made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round." -Caboose

NOTE: This is my new primary account. My old account was AgentCOPP1, and I changed it because it was linked to a gamertag that I no longer use.

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: Voro Grioto

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: Voro Grioto

I apologize for my eagerness but how is one supposed to resist you?
Is my upper back and neck that attractive to you?



I love staring at your back and neck ;)
You can try looking at my face next time...

Looks like we have some friction going on.

  • 12.12.2012 1:19 PM PDT

<3 I Love You All xxx


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: Voro Grioto

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: Voro Grioto

I apologize for my eagerness but how is one supposed to resist you?
Is my upper back and neck that attractive to you?



I love staring at your back and neck ;)
You can try looking at my face next time...


I look forward to it =p

  • 12.12.2012 1:19 PM PDT
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I feel physically sick

  • 12.12.2012 1:19 PM PDT

Don't LOL if you aren't L'inOL.

Halo: Reach
Halo 3
Halo ODST

Posted by: AgentCOP1
Alright so now we are having an alien orgy. Great.

I thought I would never see humanity go to a lower point than when Justin Bieber dressed like a -blam!- farmer but this... this tops that. By far.

>implying these aren't one of the only times when the flood is actually interesting

  • 12.12.2012 1:19 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: AgentCOP1
Alright so now we are having an alien orgy. Great.

I thought I would never see humanity go to a lower point than when Justin Bieber dressed like a -blam!- farmer but this... this tops that. By far.


Oh sorry, you're new to the universe are you? This is the equivalent of a soft core porno featuring people in pillow suits.

Now kindly shove your arrogance up your ass and go back to playing with build-a-blocks buster!

  • 12.12.2012 1:20 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: Voro Grioto

I look forward to it =p
*He leans forward, placing a hand on your chest as he kisses the side of your face.*

*After pulling away, he gives you a pat on the rear.*

We shall do this later.

  • 12.12.2012 1:21 PM PDT
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shut up and play halo.


Posted by: SafariTK
10/10

I love Sanghelli anatomy.

  • 12.12.2012 1:21 PM PDT

This thread is bad and you should feel bad.

  • 12.12.2012 1:22 PM PDT
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Seven, eight... Gonna bake cupcakes...
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To the archives.

Now.

  • 12.12.2012 1:22 PM PDT

<3 I Love You All xxx


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: Voro Grioto

I look forward to it =p
*He leans forward, placing a hand on your chest as he kisses the side of your face.*

*After pulling away, he gives you a pat on the rear.*

We shall do this later.

*nods in acknowledgment*
I await your return <3

  • 12.12.2012 1:22 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: Teh Pink Wolf
This thread is bad and you should feel bad.
Indeed I do feel bad, it's only me and Voro who is sharing the love.

  • 12.12.2012 1:22 PM PDT

Beautiful. 10/10

  • 12.12.2012 1:23 PM PDT

"The epitome of submission is not defeat, but acceptance."
~Me

I require a new mate... this one appears unresponsive...

*continues rubbing up against zeog's ass, feeling pelvis trembling*

*eyes AgentCOP1 whilst doing so*

Come to me, you magnificent beast.

  • 12.12.2012 1:23 PM PDT

Just for the record, cough syrup is the bane of my existence.

This thread is damn perfect.

  • 12.12.2012 1:24 PM PDT

BrAdLeY

lool

  • 12.12.2012 1:24 PM PDT

"There's this theory that if there were an infinite number of monkeys pecking away at typewriters, they would eventually write the great works of Shakespeare, but thanks to the internet we now know that's not true." -Adam Savage

"Time is not made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round." -Caboose

NOTE: This is my new primary account. My old account was AgentCOPP1, and I changed it because it was linked to a gamertag that I no longer use.

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: AgentCOP1
Alright so now we are having an alien orgy. Great.

I thought I would never see humanity go to a lower point than when Justin Bieber dressed like a -blam!- farmer but this... this tops that. By far.


Oh sorry, you're new to the universe are you? This is the equivalent of a soft core porno featuring people in pillow suits.

Now kindly shove your arrogance up your ass and go back to playing with build-a-blocks buster!

Relevant.

  • 12.12.2012 1:24 PM PDT

<3 I Love You All xxx


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: Teh Pink Wolf
This thread is bad and you should feel bad.
Indeed I do feel bad, it's only me and Voro who is sharing the love.


Don't forget Ripa =]

  • 12.12.2012 1:25 PM PDT
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I find that Teh-Ziod is NOT attractive for the reasons
she/he does not correct format sentences, therefore for intelligent matured members of society that may interact with her/him, may find her/him UNattractive for the reason that she/he does not comprehend with their level to successfully have a conversation therefore it will be socially an awkward interaction which may be wanted to be avoided

second i do not find it physically possible for a PERSON to be a ice cream truck.

Posted by: zeog
To the archives.

Now.
Already added it.

  • 12.12.2012 1:25 PM PDT
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F0ck the police

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/The_98cce5_294356.jpg

  • 12.12.2012 1:25 PM PDT

"The epitome of submission is not defeat, but acceptance."
~Me


Posted by: zeog
To the archives.

Now.


*feels tip peeking out of sheath*

*it lightly prods his exposed ass, asking for him to allow entrance inside*

  • 12.12.2012 1:25 PM PDT
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Posted by: SafariTK
10/10

I love Sanghelli anatomy.

  • 12.12.2012 1:25 PM PDT