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Subject: How to become a mod. (re-posted from Flood forum)

You look around.You fire your weapon before you realize.
Its just me. I fall and you walk up. You cry why.
When i pop up. You look at me in wonder. I say,"ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL."
You bend to my will and go to a cliff, walk off, and fall.
The last thing you hear is me stating as fact,"All will fail the battle of life, you just went early"


Posted by: Sgt Drifter


I love that so much, I just have to answer them.

1. ^

2. Bungie's basement

3. C is the only option.

4. All mods are beautiful...
<_<
>_>

5. Foman, because he'll kill me if I don't pick him.

6. A and while laughing.

7. None, for obvious reasons.

8. D: All of the above

9. Before the end of time should be okay.

10. All of them are inappropriate reasons. Unless you are a grizzled ancient ninja.

11. Because bungie/ninjas do as they please.

I did this for laughs, but now I'll probably be blacklisted against being a mod. :((

Yes, that was a double chin.

Anyways, OT: You have to be mature and meet any of their requirements.

  • 12.13.2012 5:56 AM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

Posted by: Make117I'd be less lenient is the short answer.

  • 12.13.2012 6:15 AM PDT

Dead Mans Hand-Always Loaded.

I WAS SOCK

Short quick guide:

Be a helpful member of the community and make contributions around here.

  • 12.13.2012 6:19 AM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

Yeah, so I read that 'FAQ' foamy posted. If they are picked in 'bunches' then I'm pretty sure I know who they'll pick. Hopefully their next game I'll be good enough :)

  • 12.13.2012 6:34 AM PDT


Posted by: cgauthier7304
...the lack of different mods a result of how hard it is to become a moderator on B-NET or just a commonplace on these forums...
Not really. We are in a dark period right now and I believe there isn't a reason to start picking new mods as of yet.

But I am betting once or near Bungie's launches their new game and/or an influx of new members the mods will start selecting their victims into their collective.

[Edited on 12.13.2012 6:59 AM PST]

  • 12.13.2012 6:58 AM PDT

Who am I?

mah twitter


Posted by: Bungie Sam
Posted by: Make117I'd be less lenient is the short answer.
Sorry but I don't think these forums would be a very fun place with less lenient mods.

  • 12.13.2012 7:13 AM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

Posted by: Make117

Posted by: Bungie Sam
Posted by: Make117I'd be less lenient is the short answer.
Sorry but I don't think these forums would be a very fun place with less lenient mods.
Of course! Look at Waypoint.

  • 12.13.2012 8:06 AM PDT
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

I don't even know why I was added...so I'm actually in the same boat as you OP. We should be friends.

  • 12.13.2012 5:25 PM PDT

Math rules the world.

Speaking of ninjas, did anyone ever notice that HFCS has 42 members?
I guess the next logical step up would be 77 right?

  • 12.13.2012 5:42 PM PDT
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a5g6j2l7k sj2jasjk6j2khjak 2h1kakshj5h2

Make as many threads as possible.

Constantly.

Every day.

never stop

If anyone tells you you are posting too much, disregard, they are just jealous, -blam!- those guys.

Pretty soon you will be ultimate community man.

  • 12.13.2012 5:49 PM PDT

I spend too much time here.. too much time indeed.

I tweet?

Posted by: Elite Mouse
Make as many threads as possible.

Constantly.

Every day.

never stop

If anyone tells you you are posting too much, disregard, they are just jealous, -blam!- those guys.

Pretty soon you will be ultimate community man.


We already have one of those people here, do we need to produce more like him by spreading this kind of information?

  • 12.13.2012 5:51 PM PDT
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a5g6j2l7k sj2jasjk6j2khjak 2h1kakshj5h2

Posted by: Specter Wolf
We already have one of those people here, do we need to produce more like him by spreading this kind of information?
Sir, do you want more mods or not?

  • 12.13.2012 6:07 PM PDT

Posted by: Enormous Corgi
Posted by: Unanimate Objec
There's no way Nate Hawbaker's favorite hero is Alan Stuart


ALAN IS A BEAUTIFUL MAN!


Posted by: evilcam
I don't even know why I was added...so I'm actually in the same boat as you OP. We should be friends.


This 'boat' you speak of is actually a figment of your truly deep imagination. You are, in fact, on a prison barge being beat with rather dry noodles.

And mommy is not happy.

  • 12.14.2012 3:30 AM PDT

For Carnage, Apply Within - BEST GROUP EVER!
Mythic Members - OTHER BEST GROUP EVER!
My Trek to Bungie
Twitter

Drink Ling Ling's head water.

  • 12.14.2012 3:33 AM PDT

Go to pax and have a chat with Achronos.

  • 12.14.2012 4:44 AM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3


Posted by: ArchNinja64
One does not simply become a forum ninja.
A forum ninja becomes one.

  • 12.14.2012 7:30 AM PDT
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

That Achronos fellow sure would make a good mod. You should consider giving him some power Bungie. I think he'd do a great job with it.

  • 12.14.2012 8:36 PM PDT

Posted by: x Foman123 x

Posted by: TH3_AV3NG3R
What house has a rocket pod, has legs, and has a long narrow barrel that probably shoots something powerful?

Sounds like you're describing the lower half of my body, actually.


Posted by: x Foman123 x
See here for a FAQ about the Forum Ninjas.

The Application that Sgt. Drifter posted is also an excellent tool.


Forum Ninja candidates should have extensive knowledge of the English language and proper grammar.
Well, there goes more than half of the Bungie.net community.

  • 12.14.2012 11:45 PM PDT

Break down, every single one of you.

Forum Ninja Application

1. Puma Knight

2. [Redacted]

3. c

4. Hottest: Recon Number 54
Ugliest: evilcam (sorry bro)

5. Recon Number 54 is my favorite ninja for two reasons. He posts interesting discussion threads in the Flood and because Foman is awesome.

6. c

7. Permabanning a Bungie employee could cause quite a bit of chaos. So, if I am banning an employee, I must want to cause chaos. Therefore, I should ban Achronos, because that would probably create the greatest amount of chaos. Go big or go home, right?

8. a

9. a

10. e

11. If we do not remind them why we are in charge, then there will be an uprising. Trolls and flamers will cause havoc in the forums. It must done to keep the peace. We are the peace keepers. Not only do we enforce the law, we make the law.


I will eagerly we waiting for your reply.

[Edited on 12.15.2012 3:33 PM PST]

  • 12.15.2012 3:32 PM PDT
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Astronomy FTW

Tubas Represent!

They're all robots, controlled by Achronos, as well as the trolls they ban.

Everyone is controlled by Achronos
Why do you think that the site population is so high?

  • 12.15.2012 4:09 PM PDT

"I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle- victorious"

This guy is the ultimate moderator. He's already achieved the highest ninja position. None of us stand a chance at being picked.

[Edited on 12.15.2012 5:50 PM PST]

  • 12.15.2012 5:48 PM PDT

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