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Subject: How do I dump my girlfriend?

Yay yuh!!!!!

I'm not really feeling it anymore but I don't want to be a dick. I'm at college a few hours away. Give me something good.

  • 12.12.2012 5:42 PM PDT

Poop on her face.

  • 12.12.2012 5:42 PM PDT

She walks around and makes beaver noises.
What sound does a beaver make?
Wait...it's not a beaver. It's an otter noise.

Hahahahahah I just broke up with my girlfriend today! This is awesome.

How long have you been together?

  • 12.12.2012 5:43 PM PDT

in·dif·fer·ence
the fact or state of being indifferent; lack of care or concern and empathy demonstrated by an absence of emotional reactions.

Man the -blam!- up and tell her.

  • 12.12.2012 5:43 PM PDT

I'm glad you cared to look at this box with letters. Lets hang out sometime! :D

Do it in person.

Never online or in text.

  • 12.12.2012 5:43 PM PDT

Give her some KFC and tell her you need to break up

  • 12.12.2012 5:43 PM PDT

Yay yuh!!!!!


Posted by: GeorgeThePirate
Hahahahahah I just broke up with my girlfriend today! This is awesome.

How long have you been together?

Year and a half.

  • 12.12.2012 5:44 PM PDT

''Hell is other people.''

Punch her in the face, Chris Brown-style.

  • 12.12.2012 5:44 PM PDT

I am Brosidon, King of the Brocean

Toast/Ziploc bag method

I'm establishing it now.

  • 12.12.2012 5:44 PM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3


Posted by: ColdHoboKiller14
Man the -blam!- up and tell her.

  • 12.12.2012 5:44 PM PDT

She walks around and makes beaver noises.
What sound does a beaver make?
Wait...it's not a beaver. It's an otter noise.

Posted by: COLONELSANDERSW
Posted by: GeorgeThePirate
Hahahahahah I just broke up with my girlfriend today! This is awesome.

How long have you been together?

Year and a half.

16 months for me. I just went over to her place and let it go. In your case, try a conventional letter.

  • 12.12.2012 5:45 PM PDT

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Tell her the over half the Flood would enjoy her, and she should look her for her next boyfriend.

  • 12.12.2012 5:45 PM PDT
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play for keeps

Tell her you've been having an affair.... with the Flood.

  • 12.12.2012 5:46 PM PDT

Yay yuh!!!!!


Posted by: GeorgeThePirate
Posted by: COLONELSANDERSW
Posted by: GeorgeThePirate
Hahahahahah I just broke up with my girlfriend today! This is awesome.

How long have you been together?

Year and a half.

16 months for me. I just went over to her place and let it go. In your case, try a conventional letter.

The thing is she spent a bunch of money on me for christmas. So should I do it after or before Christmas?

  • 12.12.2012 5:46 PM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3


Posted by: GeorgeThePirate
Posted by: COLONELSANDERSW
Posted by: GeorgeThePirate
Hahahahahah I just broke up with my girlfriend today! This is awesome.

How long have you been together?

Year and a half.

16 months for me. I just went over to her place and let it go. In your case, try a conventional letter.
What?

lolno

And do it now. Wtf are you waiting for? Your presents?
Kid, tell her now so she can return that crap and get her money back or at least tear up and burn what she can't return to get over you already.

[Edited on 12.12.2012 5:48 PM PST]

  • 12.12.2012 5:46 PM PDT

Life?
I have the internet and Doctor Who; i don't need a life.


Posted by: Mythic Avalon
Poop on her face.
she'll leave fore sure then.

unless she's into stuff like that.

  • 12.12.2012 5:46 PM PDT
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Posted by: COLONELSANDERSW

Posted by: GeorgeThePirate
Posted by: COLONELSANDERSW
Posted by: GeorgeThePirate
Hahahahahah I just broke up with my girlfriend today! This is awesome.

How long have you been together?

Year and a half.

16 months for me. I just went over to her place and let it go. In your case, try a conventional letter.

The thing is she spent a bunch of money on me for christmas. So should I do it after or before Christmas?


sounds like she still likes you. What doesn't feel the same?

  • 12.12.2012 5:47 PM PDT

She walks around and makes beaver noises.
What sound does a beaver make?
Wait...it's not a beaver. It's an otter noise.

Posted by: COLONELSANDERSW
Posted by: GeorgeThePirate
Posted by: COLONELSANDERSW
Posted by: GeorgeThePirate
Hahahahahah I just broke up with my girlfriend today! This is awesome.

How long have you been together?

Year and a half.

16 months for me. I just went over to her place and let it go. In your case, try a conventional letter.

The thing is she spent a bunch of money on me for christmas. So should I do it after or before Christmas?

That's exactly why I did it now. I'd feel bad if I did it too soon after Christmas because then I'd look like a dick for free stuff and bouncing. I'd do it before, while she still has the chance to return the gifts.

  • 12.12.2012 5:48 PM PDT

Yay yuh!!!!!


Posted by: T1d3

Posted by: COLONELSANDERSW

Posted by: GeorgeThePirate
Posted by: COLONELSANDERSW
Posted by: GeorgeThePirate
Hahahahahah I just broke up with my girlfriend today! This is awesome.

How long have you been together?

Year and a half.

16 months for me. I just went over to her place and let it go. In your case, try a conventional letter.

The thing is she spent a bunch of money on me for christmas. So should I do it after or before Christmas?


sounds like she still likes you. What doesn't feel the same?

She is talking about all this future stuff and marriage and things. I don't want that for a few years at least. Plus I would like a job that requires travel.

  • 12.12.2012 5:49 PM PDT