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Subject: 18 years old, never been kissed.

First kiss was when I was like 6. Beat that.

  • 12.12.2012 10:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: petitminou
Wanna make out?


You bet your juicy ass I do!

  • 12.12.2012 10:01 PM PDT

GUY'S LISTEN TO ME AND LISTEN GOOD. YOU WANNA GET LAID, RIGHT? FIRST, YOU GOTTA LIFT. LIFT BIG BAD ASS STEEL BARS WITH HUGE WEIGHTS ON THE SIDE. LIFT ERRDAY AND GET JACKED. GET SO RIPPED YOU CAN'T WIPE YOUR OWN ASS. NOW, CHANGE YOUR WARDROBE. GO OUT AND BUY ALL THE SNAPBACKS YOU CAN FIND. HIT UP AMERICAN EAGLE. BUY TSHIRTS 4 TIMES TOO SMALL TO SHOW HOW JACKED YOU ARE. GET SOME SUN. TAN EVERYDAY. WATCH JERSEY SHORE. NOTHING BETTER THAN GETTING SKIN CANCER AND WATCHING RETARDS ON TV. NOW THIS IS ALL SAID AND DOWN, FIND GIRLS LIKE YOU. THAT ALSO GET SKIN CANCER AND WATCH RETARDS ON TV. YOU'LL RELATE SO WELL. ASK HER TO A CLUB AND TELL HER SHE CAN GRIND HER BOOTY UP AGAINST YOUR JUNK. SHE WILL LOVE THAT. GET FADED. TAKE HER HOME. SUCCESS. YOU GOT LAID.

  • 12.12.2012 10:01 PM PDT

in·dif·fer·ence
the fact or state of being indifferent; lack of care or concern and empathy demonstrated by an absence of emotional reactions.


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Posted by: Modern Designer

Posted by: I3 O O lVI E R
He's a troll. Leave him be.

You got offended because I pointed out the fact that you haven't kissed a girl, thus I'm a troll. K.


Fairly sure I get more "action" than you.

Oh really?


Certain.

  • 12.12.2012 10:02 PM PDT

I am a pharmaceutical scientist. I received my Masters degree in Pharmaceutics from the University of the Sciences in Philadelphia in 2010, after working as a Pharmacist for 4 years. I currently work in King of Prussia, PA, and focus on the analytical chemistry of small molecule APIs. My clients include some of the most well known big pharma companies in the world.

I wasn't in that club, but worry not. Everyone goes through dry spells. My first real relationship wasn't until I was 17, then had a more substantial string of relationships up until I was 20, and then basically went on a dry spell until I was 25, minus a 4 week fling with a girl in the middle of it all.

Hang in there, keep playing your cards right and you'll deal yourself an ace, eventually.

[Edited on 12.12.2012 10:02 PM PST]

  • 12.12.2012 10:02 PM PDT

Posted by: Modern Designer

Posted by: I3 O O lVI E R
He's a troll. Leave him be.

You got offended because I pointed out the fact that you haven't kissed a girl, thus I'm a troll. K.

When did I say I never kissed a girl?

  • 12.12.2012 10:02 PM PDT

Are you aware that I am straight and not a les?

  • 12.12.2012 10:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: Modern Designer

Posted by: ColdHoboKiller14
Certain.

Not really sure how either of us could prove our claims.


Posted by: I3 O O lVI E R
When did I say I never kissed a girl?

It's implied.


You could send me some pictures babe ;).

  • 12.12.2012 10:06 PM PDT
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wait it out.. girls will come dude u have like another 80 years to live.

  • 12.12.2012 10:09 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

There are so many guys here who haven't had their first kiss yet...my goodness!! It's pretty fun. Get out there and go for it.

  • 12.12.2012 10:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: I3 O O lVI E R
GUY'S LISTEN TO ME AND LISTEN GOOD. YOU WANNA GET LAID, RIGHT? FIRST, YOU GOTTA LIFT. LIFT BIG BAD ASS STEEL BARS WITH HUGE WEIGHTS ON THE SIDE. LIFT ERRDAY AND GET JACKED. GET SO RIPPED YOU CAN'T WIPE YOUR OWN ASS. NOW, CHANGE YOUR WARDROBE. GO OUT AND BUY ALL THE SNAPBACKS YOU CAN FIND. HIT UP AMERICAN EAGLE. BUY TSHIRTS 4 TIMES TOO SMALL TO SHOW HOW JACKED YOU ARE. GET SOME SUN. TAN EVERYDAY. WATCH JERSEY SHORE. NOTHING BETTER THAN GETTING SKIN CANCER AND WATCHING RETARDS ON TV. NOW THIS IS ALL SAID AND DOWN, FIND GIRLS LIKE YOU. THAT ALSO GET SKIN CANCER AND WATCH RETARDS ON TV. YOU'LL RELATE SO WELL. ASK HER TO A CLUB AND TELL HER SHE CAN GRIND HER BOOTY UP AGAINST YOUR JUNK. SHE WILL LOVE THAT. GET FADED. TAKE HER HOME. SUCCESS. YOU GOT LAID.


autism detected

  • 12.12.2012 10:13 PM PDT

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What house has a rocket pod, has legs, and has a long narrow barrel that probably shoots something powerful?

Sounds like you're describing the lower half of my body, actually.

Well that sucks op. It is nice but I mean isn't such a big deal. Nothing to be depressed about. If it makes you feel better I am not judging you on that just because it isn't a big deal.

  • 12.12.2012 10:14 PM PDT
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6/15/2011 11:39 PM: bobcast [2597260] issued a 3 day ban expiring on 6/18/2011 11:39 PM.
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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.


Posted by: TH3_AV3NG3R
Well that sucks op. It is nice but I mean isn't such a big deal. Nothing to be depressed about. If it makes you feel better I am not judging you on that just because it isn't a big deal.


Are you saying it's a really big deal?

  • 12.12.2012 10:15 PM PDT


Posted by: Snafuperman
wait it out.. girls will come dude u have like another 80 years to live.
No 18 year old likes the thought of kissing grannies. Its almost as awful as the thought of having to resort to a fat chick.

A moment of silence for those so desperate they had to resort to fat chicks.

  • 12.12.2012 10:16 PM PDT
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Life is pointless, accept this and you may succeed.

  • 12.12.2012 10:17 PM PDT

Dripik is racist.

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Signatures are for little kids.

If you want you can make lips with your hand and waggle your finger through the hole to simulate a tongue.

Saw that in a movie once, dude was very fulfilled.

  • 12.12.2012 10:17 PM PDT

OP, you need to start LLL.

  • 12.12.2012 10:17 PM PDT